| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 4168 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8982 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 24 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 20 |
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| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 8538 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 44 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 |
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 7398 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Server Type | Vanilla |
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| Server IP | soulsteal.me |
A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.
A: No, the server is vanilla.
A: The rules are simple – no griefing, no hacking, and be respectful to other players.
A: Yes, the server is up 24/7 for you to join anytime.
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 3079 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 33 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9082 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 5643 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 51 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 21 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 4066 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 6094 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Divine Spears Created: | 22 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6580 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 66 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.
Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?
So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 1830 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6027 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 19 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 8447 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 41 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.
So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 7267 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 21 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 61 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 19 |
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 2549 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 1638 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Farms Harvested: | 513 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Love Letters Sent: | 6 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4580 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 2108 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 29 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 28 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.
Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 1258 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 42 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 9049 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | Buildings Constructed: | 47 |
Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 2541 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8082 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 55 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 6 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”
So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
