| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 105 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 136 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 48 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
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| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 8914 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 1863 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 19 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 27 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 96 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 4169 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 43 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 130 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 33 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 9451 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 22 | Love Letters Sent: | 13 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 742 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 3306 |
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 208 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Dimension Hops: | 0 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 7352 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 1944 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 30 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 83 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 9955 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 1016 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 7 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 5924 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 8237 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 5056 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 109 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 | Epic Quests Completed: | 11 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 20 | Buildings Constructed: | 5 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 5560 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 |
| Animals Bred: | 46 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 6468 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
