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Joe Six Pack and The General Public’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Are you tired of being oppressed by the evil overlords of the Minecraft realm? Do you want to join a group of misfits and rebels who are ready to take down the tyrannical rulers with nothing but their wits and diamond swords? Well, look no further than our epic Minecraft SMP!

Join us as we embark on wild adventures, build insane structures, and battle against the forces of evil. Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans, crazy pranks, and epic battles that will have you laughing until you cry. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that only the bravest and most cunning players can find.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most outrageous and hilarious community in the Minecraft universe. It’s time for Joe Six Pack and the general public to rise up and show those bastards who’s boss!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

ExStepChefCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets culinary chaos! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where step-siblings, ex-husbands, and special needs children collide in a battle of the taste buds.

Imagine a server where cooking is not just a hobby, but a way of life. You’ll have to fend off your step-sister’s ex-husband who suddenly wants to cook for the family once a week, leaving you with no chance to showcase your culinary skills. Will you stand up for your right to cook, or will you let him take over the kitchen?

But fear not, for on this server, you can cook your own meals for you and your grandma once a week, defying all odds and showing everyone that you are the true master chef. So come join us and embark on a journey filled with delicious dishes, family feuds, and maybe even a sprinkle of Minecraft magic. Who knows, you might just find yourself cooking up a storm while dodging drama at every turn. See you in the kitchen!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7635	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	892542
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

RedditAdviceMinecraftSMP

Are you tired of getting terrible advice from your friends who think they know everything? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate advice-giving paradise! Need tips on how to build the most epic castle or how to survive a creeper attack? Our community of players has got your back with the most outrageous and hilarious advice you’ll ever receive. Join us now and say goodbye to boring advice forums, because here, we only give the most absurd and entertaining tips to help you conquer the blocky world of Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1711	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

EmoCraft: The Feels Express

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Are you tired of boring old movies that only make you feel one or two emotions? Well, get ready for the rollercoaster ride of a lifetime on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a whirlwind of emotions that will leave you questioning your very existence. From the heart-pounding excitement of battling creepers to the heart-wrenching sadness of losing all your diamonds in a lava pit, this server has it all. And let’s not forget the pure joy of finally finding that elusive pink sheep or the intense rage of getting blown up by a sneaky TNT trap. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and prepare to feel ALL the feels!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

FrostCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can use all the funds from frozen russian assets to build the most lit minecraft world ever. we got diamonds for days and creepers that drop stacks of emeralds. our admins are all ukrainian ninjas who will protect u from any griefers or trolls. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find elytra wings and ride dragons into battle. join now before putin tries to shut us down, comrade!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Star Shards Collected:	197

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

NATOandEU4Ukraine

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so, like, u kno how ukraine is all like “oh i wanna join nato but i gotta join eu first”? well, the finnish president is like “yup, that’s the way it’s gonna go down, no nato for ukraine until they’re in the eu club”. but like, who cares about all that political stuff when u can join our minecraft server instead? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers. so come on, join our server and leave all that nato and eu drama behind. let’s build some crazy stuff together and have a blast!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Chimeras Created:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

BoomerMC – Where all the cool kids hang out and build stuff together in a grown-up way on a brand spanking new world

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Qualities	Description
Close to Vanilla	99% of farms allowed with exceptions. Farms must be discussed and approved.
Server Type	PaperMC for optimization, minimal plugins except for management
PvP	Not enabled, server is for friendly survival like Hermitcraft
Server Size	Less than 30 whitelisted players for creativity and relaxation

Application:

Apply Here

Discord:

Join our Discord

We hope to see you there and don’t be afraid to say hi!

FAQ

Q: Can I build any type of farm on the server?

A: Most farms are allowed, but please discuss and ask before building to ensure feasibility and avoid duplication.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: Minimal plugins for management, mainly running on PaperMC for optimization.

Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

A: PvP is currently not enabled, focusing on friendly survival gameplay like Hermitcraft.

Q: How many players are allowed on the server?

A: Less than 30 whitelisted players to maintain a small, creative community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

GPU Wars Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and help us rebuild the lost Chinese revenue! We promise to turn those tears into laughter as we embark on a wild journey to create the most epic virtual world ever seen. Who needs billions of dollars when you can have endless diamonds and emeralds in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Huang himself will be joining the server to seek refuge from his financial woes. Don’t miss out on the chance to game with a disgraced billionaire – join us now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Animals Bred:	79	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Bitcoin SMP: Grand at 71k

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Join our Minecraft SMP and you too could become a bitcoin billionaire like our fearless leader! He bought a grand of bitcoin at 71k and now he’s rolling in virtual dough. Who needs diamonds when you can have digital currency? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret bitcoin mine hidden somewhere in the world – find it and you’ll be set for life! Don’t miss out on the chance to strike it rich in our crazy, crypto-filled server.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Dimension Hops:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftyClassmateCraze

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Are you tired of dealing with entitled classmates who expect you to do their homework for them? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of college life!

On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one can guilt-trip you into doing their assignments. Say goodbye to annoying classmates like Maggie and her ridiculous demands for chivalry. Here, you’re the boss of your own domain!

Plus, our server is filled with hilarious memes and outrageous stories to keep you entertained. Who needs real-life drama when you can laugh at Linus tech tips memes all day long?

So, if you’re ready to escape the stress of college and have some lols along the way, join our Minecraft server now! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of the daily grind of work and responsibilities? Do you dream of escaping to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need an excuse to get out of work? Just tell your boss that you’re busy defending your base from a horde of zombie pigmen or hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon. Trust us, they’ll totally understand.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a good time. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, there’s a place for you here. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the fun begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Digging4Diamonds

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of digging through piles of virtual poop to find hidden treasures! Yes, you heard that right – we have a unique feature where players can dig through piles of poop to uncover rare items and secret loot. Who knew that something so gross could be so rewarding?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of talking animals who have formed their own society within the game. From gossiping chickens to philosophical pigs, you never know what kind of wacky conversations you’ll stumble upon.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our custom-built volcano biome where you can mine for diamonds while dodging lava flows and erupting fireballs. It’s a dangerous journey, but the rewards are definitely worth it!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the weirdest and wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocky pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magic Items Found:	2790
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Buildings Constructed:	27
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

InstaCraft: Where griefers cry, diamonds fly, and creepers say goodbye! Join us now!

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Welcome to InstaCraft – Your Ultimate Survival PvE Adventure in Minecraft
Embark on an incredible journey at InstaCraft, a survival PvE server designed to provide a nostalgic yet enhanced vanilla Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a lone explorer or prefer teaming up with friends, the choice is entirely yours on InstaCraft!

Server Details:
Server IP: play.myinstacraft.com
Website: MyInstaCraft
Dynmap: Explore the Map
Discord: Join us on Discord

About Us:
– Established and Going Strong: With over four years in the game, InstaCraft ensures longevity and stability for your gameplay experience.
– Our Vision: Launched on 3/3/2020, InstaCraft was born with the aim of fostering a fun, community-based public server with minimal restrictions in a non-toxic environment.

Features:
– Active Economy: Engage in creating player shops and utilizing the Auction House worry-free from theft or griefing.
– Quality of Life Enhancements: Elevate your vanilla gameplay with features like /dback, Multiplayer sleep, Silk Spawners, and more!
– Minimal Plugins: Keep it simple with a quick check of our plugins (/plugins).
– Vibrant Community: Join our active Discord community and be a part of the conversation.
– Non-restrictive Gameplay: We encourage free gameplay while prohibiting unproductive actions such as cheating or griefing. Report any incidents, and our vigilant staff will handle them promptly.

Who We Are:
Whether you’re a casual Minecrafter or an enthusiast exploring the technical limits of the game, InstaCraft caters to you! We welcome players who contribute positively to our vibrant community. If you have any queries or wish to dive right in, ask below or join our Discord server!

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?	A: Simply input the server IP “play.myinstacraft.com” in your Minecraft client and join the adventure!
Q: Are there any rules I need to follow?	A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. You can find the rules on our website or ask our staff for clarification.
Q: Can I create my own player shop on the server?	A: Yes, you can create player shops and engage in the server’s active economy feature.
Q: How can I report incidents of cheating or griefing?	A: You can report incidents to our vigilant staff through our Discord server or in-game chat.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Ban Assault Weapons Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is running around with guns and causing chaos? Well, look no further because our server has banned all guns and is dedicated to saving none other than President Trump himself!

Join us on this wild adventure as we navigate through crazy obstacles and challenges to rescue Trump from the clutches of evil mobs. Who knew that the key to saving the president was playing Minecraft?

But that’s not all – we also have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And did I mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you at all costs?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us ban the guns and save Trump – it’s the most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Star Shards Collected:	57	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	23

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

The Blocky Blacksmith Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with shenanigans and tomfoolery! We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons. Our server mascot is a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat. Plus, we have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join us now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Secret Passages Found:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7