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Mind Theory Minecraft SMP

Cognitive science, Empathy, implicit bias, intergroup relations, mentalizing, Mind, Minecraft, perspective-taking, Psychology, racial attitudes, racial awareness, racial bias, racial discrimination, racial dynamics, racial identity, smp, social cognition, social perception, social psychology, Stereotypes, theory, theory of mind, white people

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to test your theory of mind by navigating through a world where players are constantly trying to outsmart each other in the most ridiculous ways possible. From building elaborate traps to staging elaborate pranks, you’ll never know what to expect next on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where even the chickens have a theory of mind. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

DadCraftNoContact

citizenship, DadCraftNoContact, difficult decisions, emotional boundaries, estranged father, Fallout, family drama, family dynamics, family history, Guilt, leaving families behind, manipulative, mental abuse, Mental well-being, moving on, multiple marriages, parental abandonment, self-centered, toxic relationships, vulnerable position

Are you tired of family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only family you need to worry about is your blocky pet pig and your trusty diamond sword! Our server is drama-free, unlike OP’s dad’s love life.

Join us for epic adventures, build magnificent castles, and battle it out with other players in thrilling PvP matches. Who needs a dysfunctional family when you can have a blocky paradise in our server?

Forget about contacting your father’s ex-wives, stepmothers, and half-siblings – join our server and create your own family of fellow Minecraft enthusiasts. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life family drama. So, come on over and leave the real world behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	61
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Farms Harvested:	901

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Name: MemoryMasterMinecraftSMP

Cognitive Training, memory aids, memory enhancement, memory improvement, memory skills, memory strategies, memory techniques, memory tricks, MemoryMasterMinecraftSMP, mental exercises, mnemonic devices, name association, name learning, name memorization, name memory training, name recall, name recognition, name recollection, name recollection techniques, name retention, Repetition

Join our Minecraft SMP and never forget a name again! Our server is so wild and wacky that every player has a crazy nickname that will stick in your brain forever. From “TNT Bob” to “Diamonds Are Forever Sally,” you’ll never struggle to remember who’s who on our server. Plus, we have a secret potion that enhances your memory every time you mine a block of obsidian. So come join us and never be at a loss for words when greeting your fellow players again!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	278
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
New Chunks Explored:	77528	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BlockyBedroomAntics

Aftercare, awkward moments, BlockyBedroomAntics, body positivity, Boundaries, Communication, Connection, consent, emotions, foreplay, imperfections, Intimacy, Laughter, mutual satisfaction, Pleasure, porn, real life sex, realistic expectations, spontaneity, Trust, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as vanilla as a plain potato? Well, look no further because our server is as spicy as a jalapeño on fire! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and more fun than you can shake a diamond sword at.

On our server, you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our players are a mix of seasoned pros and complete noobs, but everyone is welcome to join in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to other dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden apple that grants you unlimited power.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mines Excavated:	3057	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Legacy Realms: Where Minecraft meets Midlife Crisis – No Kids Allowed!

Allowed, Asia, Australia, Casual, Cheating, Chill, Community, Crisis, Custom Items, Discord, Drama, Friends, HACKING, Kids, Legacy, meets, Midlife, Minecraft, Mods, Oceanic, Players, Quests, Realms, Resources, RPG, smp, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla survival and RPG
Server Location	Australia
Community Focus	Mature casual gamers
Features	No paid ranks or crates, old school MCMMO, RPG content
IP Address	103.152.196.59

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply use the IP address provided: 103.152.196.59

2. Is there a Discord server for this community?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/JgEerfaR

3. What age group is the majority of players in?

Most players are in their 20-30s and are casual gamers.

4. Are there any paid features on the server?

No, there are no paid ranks or crates on the server.

5. What type of content is available on the server?

The server offers vanilla survival gameplay as well as RPG content with quests inspired by RuneScape and Skyrim.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Animals Bred:	180
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Oh, Look Minecraft Server

Coozy, derogatory, DISRESPECTFUL, explicit, explicit behavior, explicit content, explicit language, inappropriate, Irrelevant, look, Minecraft, offensive, oh, profane, Server, She-whorey, Shocking.., Vulgar

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is always high and the stakes are even higher! Join us for a wild ride filled with backstabbing, betrayal, and plenty of laughs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player named She-whorey built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. But then Coozy came along and stole all the diamonds, causing chaos and mayhem in the land. And let’s not forget about that one player who thought they were irrelevant, but ended up becoming the ruler of the entire server with their epic building skills.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but boring, come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocky madness. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so be prepared for the unexpected. See you there, you crazy Minecraft maniacs!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Anthro Females Ruling Human Males SMP #1022

/hmofa/ Tagged Library, ADHG Story Directory, Anthro, archives, blind date, Chicken In the Fox’s Den, City of Glass, dominant women, DOMINATING, fall from grace, Females, Furries, Hmofa Masterbin, Human, Human Males, Jurassic Hearts, Males, My Life Now the Anthrostate’s, Old Bin, pet of furry general, Post-Work Relief, Risk Compensation, Ruling, Scanline Desires, Shallowintrospection, Shelby, smp, Stories, subby males, We Could Build A Life Together

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where anthro females dominate human males in the most hilarious ways possible! Join us for a wild ride of non-stop shenanigans and absurd storylines that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Forget about building epic structures or battling mobs, our server is all about exploring the dynamic relationships between dominant women and submissive men. From chicken in the fox’s den to blind dates gone wrong, our players are constantly pushing the boundaries of creativity and chaos.

But beware, we have strict rules in place to keep the trolls at bay. No ERP, no cuckold/NTR, and definitely no boring storylines allowed. Only the most outrageous and entertaining plots make the cut here.

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination, come join us on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because things tend to get pretty wild around here.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Animals Bred:	96	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Dad’s U-Turn: Sister Drama!

abandonment, abandonment issues, Dads, Drama, emotional trauma, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family rejection, family responsibilities, Family Support, Family Values, forgiveness, Generational conflict, parental expectations, parental regret, parenting, reconciliation, sibling relationships, sister, teenage motherhood, teenage pregnancy, UTurn

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can experience more family drama than a soap opera!

Meet 18nb, the rebellious teenager who got kicked out of their house by their dad for getting pregnant. But wait, there’s more! Their sister is 27f, living in another state and barely talking to them. And let’s not forget about the grandparent drama – their dad had a sudden change of heart after a minor heart attack and now wants to be a part of their life again. Talk about a plot twist!

Join our server for the ultimate family drama experience. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Plus, we have epic builds, mini-games, and a supportive community to help you through all your virtual family troubles. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SchoolDramaCraft SMP

high school scandal, school administration, school bullying, school community, school controversy, school culture, school discipline, school drama, school environment, school events, school fights, school gossip, school incident, school investigation, school news, school reputation, school rumors, school safety, school staff, SchoolDramaCraft, smp, student behavior

Oh man, let me tell you about the craziest thing that happened at our school! So, one day during lunch, a group of students decided to start a full-on food fight in the cafeteria. It started off with just a few french fries being tossed around, but then things escalated quickly. Before we knew it, there were mashed potatoes flying through the air, spaghetti being used as lassos, and even someone tried to launch a whole pizza like a frisbee. It was absolute chaos! The teachers were running around trying to break it up, but they were slipping and sliding on all the food on the floor. In the end, the principal had to come in and threaten to cancel prom if the students didn’t stop. But hey, if you want to join our Minecraft SMP, we promise there will be no food fights, just epic builds and hilarious shenanigans!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5387
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

BlockyBlueBalls

BlockyBlueBalls, fleeting desires, fleeting fantasies, fleeting thoughts, forbidden temptations, guilty pleasures, horny, impulse decisions, impulsive actions, lustful ideas, lustful urges, momentary cravings, Post-nut clarity, regret, Regrettable choices, sexual fantasies, short-lived pleasures, short-term gratification, temporary desires, temporary satisfaction

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate post-nut clarity adventure! Ever wondered what it’s like to build a giant phallic-shaped tower, only to realize how ridiculous it looks once you’ve finished? Look no further, because on our server, you can do just that and more!

Join us for a wild ride of questionable decisions and hilarious moments as you navigate through our world filled with unexpected twists and turns. Build a rollercoaster that only goes in circles, create a house made entirely out of melons, or start a llama parade that takes over the entire server – the possibilities are endless!

But beware, once the post-nut clarity hits, you may find yourself questioning your choices and wondering why you ever thought building a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses was a good idea. So come join us on our server for a dose of laughter, absurdity, and a whole lot of fun!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Animals Bred:	97
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Void Armor Forged:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

KhameneiCraft: Emergency Meeting!

Conflict, crisis management., diplomatic efforts., emergency, Emergency Meeting, escalation, hezbollah, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel tensions, Khamenei, KhameneiCraft, leadership, Meeting, MIDDLE EAST, military response, Nasrallah, Politics, regional security, security threats, strategic planning, strike, Targeting

LOL join this epic minecraft server where we have more drama than Iran’s Khamenei! Our leader is always convening emergency meetings because someone keeps targeting our beloved player Nasrallah! Will you be the hero to save the day or the villain causing chaos? Join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even Khamenei himself couldn’t predict!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Stairway to Minecraft Fun

accident prevention, construction, fall prevention, Fun, handrail, home improvement, household safety, Minecraft, railing, Safety, stair construction, stair design, stair installation, stair maintenance, stair railing, stair renovation, stair repair, stair safety, stair safety tips, staircase, staircase railing, Stairs, STAIRWAY

LOL JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! WE HAVE RAILINGS THAT WILL MAKE YOU QUESTION YOUR VERY EXISTENCE! ONE TIME, A PLAYER FELL OFF A RAILING AND LANDED IN A FIELD OF RAINBOW LLAMAS! TRUE STORY, BRO.

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, GOLD, AND CHEESE (YEAH, CHEESE)! IF YOU CAN FIND IT, YOU’LL BE RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT ROAMS THE LAND, LAYING GOLDEN EGGS THAT YOU CAN USE TO BUY EPIC WEAPONS AND ARMOR! WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU HAVE GOLDEN CHICKEN EGGS, RIGHT?

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY, WILD, AND TOTALLY UNPREDICTABLE SERVER! YOU’LL LAUGH, YOU’LL CRY, AND YOU’LL PROBABLY FALL OFF A RAILING AT LEAST ONCE. BUT HEY, THAT’S PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

= HoneyCraft = l 1.20.4 Vanilla Server Minecraft server

Active, Community, Development, Enhancements, Environment, Experience, EXPERIMENTAL, Features, Friendly, functions, Gaming, Honey Craft, Minecraft, new, Players, Plugins, Server, Unique, Vanilla

We kindly invite you to Honey Craft – a new vanilla Minecraft server that will combine the classic gaming experience with sizzling plugins! We are just starting our path, and you yourself can help us formulate a unique gaming experience and contribute to the development of the server. What’s in store for you at Honey Craft? Vanilla proof with plugins – Enjoy classic Minecraft with additional features such as plugins to improve the gaming process without destroying its foundation. Unique ability to flow – We are just starting, and your thought is important! Contribute your opinions to plugins, functions and enhancements, and help create the ideal server. Friendly and active community – Join us at an early stage and become part of our friendly team as we develop and improve the server. Experimental plugins – Our plugins are constantly being updated and improved, so you can enjoy new functions and gaming features in the future. Join Honey Craft today and help us make this server unique! Your input and ideas can be a part of our success and create the best gaming environment for all players.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4153
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

14 year old, 1991), abuse of power, bragged, controversy, Disturbing, Exploitation, exploitation of minors, Girls, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate conduct, Locker Room, Minecraft, misconduct, naked, Palace, PIXEL, scandal, Server, sexual misconduct, teen sex pageant, trump, underage, Unethical

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Trump at a teen sex pageant in 1991? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even Trump would want to join (but sorry, no locker room access here)! We’ve got 14-year-old players building epic creations and having a blast – no creepy locker room shenanigans allowed! Join us for a crazy good time and leave the inappropriate behavior at the door. Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to victory – the only thing Trump-like about this server is our epic builds!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

The Heel Minecraft SMP Show

audience reaction, cheap heat, controversial tactics, crowd cheers, heel, indy house show, Minecraft, Playing the heel, say the N word, Show, smp, wrestling, wrestling audience, wrestling character, wrestling controversy, wrestling crowd, wrestling entertainment, wrestling heat, wrestling heel, wrestling indy show, wrestling performance, wrestling storyline, wrestling tactics

Are you tired of playing the hero on other Minecraft servers? Come join our SMP where you can be the ultimate heel! Want to get cheap heat and have the crowd cheering for you? Just drop the N word in chat and watch the chaos unfold! Join us for insane storylines and outrageous antics – you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	5