Hurtsalot | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MomCraft: AITA Edition

aita, Boundaries, brunch, celebrate, complaint, Conflict, Dinner, Disappointment, Edition, family, family dynamics, Guilt, INDEPENDENCE, MARRIED, MomCraft, mother-in-law, mother’s day, prioritize, Support, taken advantage of, text, Upset, Walked all over

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9091
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	New Chunks Explored:	414062
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your mother-in-law on Mother’s Day? Do you want to escape the drama and just have a peaceful day with your own family? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and leave all the family drama behind. Build a virtual world where you can celebrate Mother’s Day with just your favorite guys – your husband and son. No more guilt trips, no more emotional manipulation, just pure Minecraft fun!

On our server, you can create a beautiful brunch or dinner setting for your virtual family, without any interference from your mother-in-law. You deserve to celebrate Mother’s Day your own way, and we fully support that here.

So come on over and join us for a drama-free Mother’s Day celebration like no other. Build, explore, and most importantly, have a blast with your loved ones on our server. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life family drama!

BucketListBlox Minecraft SMP

Adventure, aspirations, bucket list, BucketListBlox, Dream destination, dream vacation, dreams, experiences, goals, life goals, Long-term goals, Minecraft, must do, once in a lifetime, smp, things to do before I die, top of the list, top priority, top travel destination, travel, ultimate dream, ultimate goal, Wishlist

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7745
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2671
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server everrrrrr. Like, seriously, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And get this, every time you mine diamonds, a unicorn appears and gives you a high five. It’s like, so crazy, you won’t believe it until you see it with your own eyes.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a haunted mansion where the ghosts are actually friendly and give you free stuff? Yeah, it’s totally insane. Plus, we have a secret society of talking chickens who are planning to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re really nice once you get to know them.

So, like, if you want to have the most epic Minecraft experience of your life and check off “join the craziest server ever” from your bucket list, then you HAVE to join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created. Let’s goooooo! 🤪🐲🌈🐔🎢 #minecraftgoals #bestserverever

LifeCraft: Eternal Quest

aging, aspirations, Contentment, dreams, ETERNAL, fulfillment, goals, Happiness, health, IMMORTALITY, life expectancy, life span., LifeCraft, Longevity, mortality, personal values, perspective on life, purpose, quality of life, Quest, reasons for living, self reflection, Years

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7210
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7181	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Are you tired of boring old servers where you’re just mining and crafting all day? Well, on our server, you can live forever! That’s right, we have a special potion that will grant you immortality in the game. Imagine never having to worry about creepers blowing you up or falling into a pit of lava ever again!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the city was built by ancient Minecraft gods who left behind untold riches for those brave enough to find it.

So why limit yourself to a measly 80 years of life when you can have eternity on our server? Join us now and start your epic quest for immortality and riches!

CraftyCommunists Minecraft Server

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommunists, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic meeting, eastern europe, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, peace process, peace talks, political agreement, regional stability, russia, Saudi Arabia, Server, U.S, ukraine war, war resolution

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9705
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Crops Grown:	2061	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2

lol join this cray cray minecraft server where u.s. and russia are like bffs tryna end wars but with no ukrainians allowed cuz they too busy playing minecraft lol. come build ur own peace treaty with blocks and diamonds and stuff. who needs real life diplomacy when u can just play minecraft instead, amirite? come join us for some epic peace talks and maybe even start ur own international incident in the virtual world. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

CraftyCanuckWakeUpCall

Allies, Canada, CraftyCanuckWakeUpCall, Diplomacy, economic stability, Europe, Foreign Minister, foreign policy, global security, Government, international relations, national security, nato, North America, Politics, threat, trade agreements, transatlantic relations., trump, united states, wake up call

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1006
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Votes:	1135
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, ya know? we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, one time, a player found a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. it was like finding a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, but way cooler.

and get this, our community is so lit, it’s like a party that never stops. we have build competitions where players go head to head to see who can create the most epic masterpiece. it’s like watching Picasso and Da Vinci duke it out in a creative battle royale.

plus, we have the most insane events that will blow your mind. like, one time we had a zombie apocalypse where players had to team up to survive and take down the undead horde. it was like living in a real-life horror movie, but with blocky graphics.

so, if you want to join a server that will make your minecraft experience unforgettable, then come on down and join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like a rollercoaster ride of fun and excitement that never ends.

Fearless Mouse Brain

Animal Behavior, Brain, brain activity, brain mapping, brain regions, fear circuitry, fear conditioning, fear control, fear extinction, fear inhibition, fear management, fear modulation, fear processing, fear regulation, fear research, fear response, fear response in mice, fear suppression, FEARLESS, instinctive fears, mice study, Mouse, neuroscience

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6923
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Zombie Dances:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we turn off your instinctive fears just like how scientists turned off fear in mice brains!! no more running from creepers or hiding from zombies, you’ll be fearlessly building your dream castle in no time! our server is like a magical brain map that makes all your fears disappear, so come on and join the fun! who needs fear when you have minecraft? let’s get building, gamers!

EDITSWORLD server minecraft

1.16.5, 1.20.1, administration, banner, Client, Cozy, EditsWorld, Game, GRIFFER, invite, Ip:, Minecraft, opinion, Play, Players, Project, Server, Small, Versions

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2748
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1333	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

About us: Griffer server, we are a small cozy server where ordinary players play. We have a good administration. We listen to the opinion of everyone. Thank you if you choose us!

Dear visitor, you got into the group dedicated to the game project Editsworld. If you are here for the first time, then we are glad to invite you to play on our server, for this you just need to enter the IP: mc.editsworld.ru in your game client. We work on versions [1.16.5-1.20.1]

37.230.162.19:26664

Patriots Support Israel 1.21.2

1.21.2, American Patriot, American patriots, Christian, Christian patriots, Country, destroy Hamas, family, gaza, GOD, Hamas, hell to pay, Israel, Jewish blood, level Gaza, patriots, right wing, right-wing twitter, Support, Support Israel, twitter, white patriots

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9255
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Yo, bro, forget about all that drama on Twitter, come join our Minecraft server for some epic fun! We got crazy builds, insane mini-games, and a community of players who are more chill than a cucumber in a snowstorm. Plus, we don’t care about your political views, as long as you’re down to game and have a good time. So, why waste time arguing online when you can be crafting and exploring with us? Join now and let’s make some memories together!

MommaMinecraftKidsNoMore

Birth experience, Boundaries, controlling behavior, Decision making, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, micromanaging, MommaMinecraftKidsNoMore, mother-daughter relationship, mother-in-law, Motherhood, narcissistic mother, parental control, Pregnancy, Recovery, setting boundaries, wedding day, wedding planning, wedding traditions

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1265
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	367
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Are you tired of your mother trying to control every aspect of your life, from your wedding to your future kids’ names? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of your overbearing parent! On our server, you can build your dream wedding venue without any interference, and name your virtual children whatever you want – even if it’s something crazy like “Diamond Sword” or “Creepa-licious.” Plus, our community is filled with supportive players who will cheer you on as you break free from your mother’s grip. So come on in and start building your own happily ever after, one block at a time!

Democraft SMP: IRS & SS Records for GOP?

data security, Democraft, Democrat operatives, ethical boundaries, gop, Government, government transparency, information access, IRS, IRS records, partisan politics, personal data, political bias, political manipulation, political parties, privacy concerns, Records, Republican in office, Republican voter, smp, Social Security records, Trump supporters, voter information, voter privacy

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4102
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	47	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no spice or drama? Well have I got the server for you! Picture this: a server where all the players are actually secret Democrat operatives who have access to all the IRS and Social Security records of every Republican voter and Republican in office.

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where your every move is being watched by the government. Will you be able to build your base without getting audited? Will you be able to mine for diamonds without getting your social security number leaked? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – this server is not for the faint of heart.

So come on down to our server and join the chaos. Who knows, you might even run into Trump himself, trying to build a wall around his base to keep out the Democrat operatives. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server. See you there, gamers!

BiCraft: DateCrafted!

acceptance, attraction, BiCraft, bisexuals, both genders, Communication, DateCrafted, DATING, Diversity, experiences, fluidity, gender differences, Identity, LGBTQ, love, Perspectives, relationships, sexual orientation, society, Stereotypes, Surprises, Understanding

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4892
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	211
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Magic Items Found:	1632
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we celebrate all things bisexual! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow sheep, glittery diamonds, and a secret underground club for players who have dated both genders.

Ever wondered what it’s like to mine with a rainbow pickaxe or ride a unicorn through the pixelated sunset? Well, look no further because on our server, anything is possible!

Our community is filled with players who have experienced the best of both worlds and are ready to share their stories of love, heartbreak, and crafting the perfect diamond engagement ring for their in-game partners.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just find your pixelated soulmate in the process!

Lavrov’s Blocky Minecraft Server

Alliance, blocky, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Lavrov, Lavrovs, military conflict, military intervention, military presence, Minecraft, nato, negotiations, peace talks, political tensions, russia, SECURITY, Server, talks, territorial sovereignty, Troops, Ukraine, US

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3044
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	9

so, like, picture this: you’re chillin in this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, BOOM, russia is like “NOPE, no nato troops in ukraine!” and lavrov is all like “talks with US? more like talks with ME, baby!”

join our server for all the drama and political intrigue you could ever want. build your own mini kremlin, start a fake news network, or just hang out with putin and his shirtless bear buddies.

come on, you know you want to see what happens next in this crazy world of ours. join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyArabVsWorld

Adversaries, Allies, Conflict Resolution, CraftyArabVsWorld, Diplomacy, disagreement, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, mediation, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, opposition, Peacekeeping, russia, Saudi Arabia, summit, talks, ukrainians, US

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3364
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Emeralds Found:	5457
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6847	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	351

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ SAUDI ARABIA WANTS UKRAINIANS AT TALKS BUT US AND RUSSIA SAID NO WAY JOSE! WE GOT A CRAZY MIX OF PLAYERS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD, EVEN SAUDI ARABIA AND UKRAINE! COME BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHT DRAGONS WITH US, IT’S GONNA BE WILD! WHO NEEDS TALKS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT ADVENTURES?! JOIN NOW BEFORE THE US AND RUSSIA TRY TO STOP US!

BlockyLove – Escitalopram Edition

antidepressant side effects, BlockyLove, Case Report, compulsive sexual behavior, drug side effects, drug-induced behavior changes, drug-related side effects, Edition, Escitalopram, escitalopram dose, medication complications, medication reactions, medication side effects, mental health, psychiatric medication, psychiatric side effects, rare side effect, selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors, serotonin reuptake inhibitors, side effects, ssri, unusual side effects

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	242
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	436	Dragon Eggs Found:	8281
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Crops Grown:	5448	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	47

So, like, there was this chick who was just minding her own business, taking her meds like a good girl. But then, outta nowhere, she starts gettin’ all hot and bothered every time she sees a blocky pig in Minecraft. Like, she couldn’t stop herself from tryna get it on with them pixelated animals. It was cray cray!

But then, she found this epic Minecraft server that was so lit, it cured her of her naughty urges. The server was so dang fun, with crazy mini-games and wild adventures around every corner. And get this, the admins were like wizards, granting wishes and making dreams come true.

So, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’ll make you forget all about gettin’ freaky with farm animals, come on down to our server! Just be sure to leave your escitalopram at home, cuz things are gonna get wild!

PioneerMC

PioneerMC, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4082
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

PioneerMC Server Overview:

Server Type	Vanilla Beta 1.7.3 Survival
Extras	No plugins, just pure survival experience
Join Now	pioneermc.org
Online Mode	Enabled

Rules:

Be respectful
No griefing or stealing
No cheating or exploits
Keep chat friendly

Join us and relive classic Minecraft. Discord: https://discord.pioneermc.org

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, the server is vanilla Beta 1.7.3 with no plugins.
Are there any restrictions on building?	As long as you follow the rules and respect other players, you can build freely.
How can I join the server?	You can join by connecting to pioneermc.org in your Minecraft client.
Do you have a Discord server?	Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.pioneermc.org

Players:	105/600	Votes:	8119
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Enchantments Applied:	133
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Evil Twin Fights:	2