Hurtsalot | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MomLifeLessons Minecraft Server

a hole, AITAH, attitude, Boundaries, cellphones, Communication, Conversation, Divorce, downstairs, family dynamics, Fight, Food, junior year, life lesson, Minecraft, mom’s boyfriend, MomLifeLessons, nerve, oreos, Parent-child relationship, relationship, Server, skepticism

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3742
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of dealing with your mom’s boyfriend giving you life lessons and taking away your phone? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama!

Join our server and build your own virtual world where you can eat as many oreos as you want without anyone judging you. No more annoying conversations about cellphones or junior year attitude problems here!

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about getting into fights or being called an a-hole by anyone. It’s a peaceful and fun place where you can let your creativity run wild and escape from all the real-life nonsense.

So come join us and leave all the mom’s boyfriend drama behind. Build, explore, and have a great time on our Minecraft server!

SlimCraftSquad

body image, Communication, comparison, depression, diet, Emotional support, Exercise, FITNESS, friendship, Jealousy, Journey, medication, mental health, progress, Resentment, self esteem, self-care, shame, SlimCraftSquad, Support, weight loss

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7427
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Love Letters Sent:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Are you tired of feeling like the sidekick in your own life story? Join our server and become the hero of your own epic tale!

Embark on quests, build magnificent structures, and battle fearsome creatures – all while leaving your real-life problems behind.

Forget about counting calories and feeling stuck in a rut – on our server, the only limit is your imagination!

Join now and let your creativity soar higher than your friend on the stair climber at the gym. Who needs weight loss success stories when you can have blocky triumphs in the virtual world?

Don’t be the sidekick in someone else’s journey – become the star of your own adventure on our Minecraft server!

AsteroidApocalypse Minecraft Server

2024 YR4, asteroid, asteroid impact, AsteroidApocalypse, Astronomy, Celestial, city-killer, collision, cosmic event, danger, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, Phenomenon, planetary defense, Probability, Risk, Server, Space, space exploration, threat, Warning

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5566
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Falling into the Void:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3

OMG GUYS, NASA JUST SAID THERES A 3.1% CHANCE OF A GIANT ASTEROID DESTROYING EARTH IN 2024 YR4! BUT DONT WORRY, IF YOU JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, YOU’LL BE SAFE FROM THE APOCALYPSE! BUILD YOUR BUNKER, STOCK UP ON DIAMONDS, AND SURVIVE THE END OF THE WORLD WITH US! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH CREEPERS THAT WILL HELP YOU DEFEND AGAINST THE ASTEROID! JOIN NOW BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!

GulfCraft: Mexican Sue-prise!

digital mapping, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, geographic naming conventions, geography, global recognition, Gulf of America, GulfCraft, international relations, Latin America, legal action, legal dispute, Mexican, Mexican president, name change, national pride, North America, online mapping, political controversy, SOVEREIGNTY, sue Google, Sueprise, territorial dispute

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4398
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

so, like, this server is so lit, even the mexican president wants to sue over it! apparently, he thinks it’s so good that it should be called the ‘Gulf of America’ instead. like, can you believe it? join this server and be a part of the drama, maybe even get sued by the president himself! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on this wild ride of a minecraft server. come join us and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a blast! 🌟🎮🤣 #suegoogle #mexicanpresident #minecraftmadness

Ancient Skull Quest: Hypercarnivore Discovery

30 Million Year Old, Ancient, archaeology, COMPLETE, DISCOVER, discovery, egypt, Evolution, Extinct, fossil, History, Hypercarnivore, modern day, Newly Identified, Paleontologists, Paleontology, prehistoric, Quest, research, Science, skull

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5510
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
New Chunks Explored:	191824	Falling into the Void:	3
Potions Brewed:	123	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Alien Abductions:	0

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis server cuz we got DINOSAURS!!! like, frickin’ T-REXES and stuff runnin’ around, eatin’ villagers and creepers like it’s no big deal.

One time, I was just chillin’ in my base, mining for diamonds, when all of a sudden a freakin’ PTERODACTYL swooped down and tried to snatch me up! I had to fight it off with my trusty diamond sword, but man, that was a close call.

And get this, we also got a secret underground lab where we’re tryin’ to clone extinct animals back to life. I heard a rumor that they’re workin’ on bringin’ back the woolly mammoth next. Can you imagine ridin’ around on a freakin’ MAMMOTH in Minecraft?!

So yeah, if you wanna experience some prehistoric craziness and have a blast with us, join our server now! Just watch out for those pesky velociraptors, they’re sneaky little buggers.

PhotonRebornSMP

Adventure, Allies, Bedrock Compatible, Biomes, Community Focused, custom mechanics, Dark King, Discord, dynamic world generation, Exploration, Kingdom, Land claiming, legitimate accounts, Non-toxic environment, PhotonRebornSMP, Protection, PvP, Queen Lixia, Roleplay, RPG, smp, storytelling

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	390
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	265	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Towns Built:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	30
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Items Found:	7857

PhotonRebornSMP Overview

Features
Story-Driven Roleplay
Player-Driven Kingdoms
PvP with Purpose

Custom Mechanics
Dynamic World Generation
Community Focused
Bedrock Compatible
No Cracked Minecraft

Join the Discord: https://discord.gg/fS3BFa2Ny7

FAQ

What is PhotonRebornSMP?

PhotonRebornSMP is a story-driven roleplay adventure Minecraft server where players can immerse themselves in a rich, evolving narrative.

How can I join the server?

To join PhotonRebornSMP, you can connect to the server IP address provided in the Discord server after joining.

Are cracked Minecraft accounts allowed on the server?

No, only legitimate Minecraft accounts are allowed on PhotonRebornSMP.

Is PvP allowed on the server?

Yes, PvP is allowed on the server but must be part of the story and not done for griefing purposes.

Pixel Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, 95919431, comma separated, Generate, Haven, list, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, tags, up to 20

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2326
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Towns Built:	9
Zombie Dances:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Animals Bred:	172
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you that will blow your mind! Picture this: a Minecraft server where the mobs are all decked out in designer clothes and the blocks are made of solid gold.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate luxury in the world of Minecraft. We’ve got diamond-encrusted pickaxes, enchanted armor that makes you invincible, and a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and skeletons.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Imagine building a house out of cotton candy and riding a unicorn made of gummy bears.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, aunt, callous, consequences, Defensive, Designer, family, frivolous, Grandma, GrannyCraft, Handbag, Minecraft, MISTAKES, MONEY, Niece, pitch in, Server, side hustle, streaming services, Struggling, terminal grandma, Uber Eats, Wasteful

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3700
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Buildings Constructed:	23	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Emeralds Found:	850
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Are you tired of family drama and financial struggles? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual adventures and escapades that will make you forget all about your real-life problems.

On our server, you can escape the clutches of judgmental aunties and snarky sisters by diving into a world where the only thing that matters is building epic structures and battling virtual monsters. Who needs designer handbags when you can create your own virtual paradise?

So come on down and join us for a hilarious and outrageous time on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual showdown with your pesky aunty over a diamond sword instead of a handbag!

LunchtimeLurkerCraft

attitude, books, Borrowing, Classroom, Colleague, disagreement, laptop, LAUGH, library, lunchbreak, LunchtimeLurkerCraft, mini-library, reading, Relax, Report, Rude, rules, School, slt, stealing, Students

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8229
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Void Gems Collected:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Astral Projections Made:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39

Looking for a Minecraft server that doesn’t have crazy rules like “no reading books during lunch break”? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you rebellious bookworms out there. Join us and read all the virtual books your heart desires without anyone accusing you of “stealing”!

We understand the importance of relaxation and what better way to unwind than by diving into a good book in the virtual world of Minecraft? Our server is a safe haven for all book lovers who just want to escape reality for a bit.

And hey, if anyone tries to report you for “stealing” a book in our server, we’ll just laugh it off and continue on with our virtual adventures. Because let’s be real, comparing reading a book to stealing a laptop is just plain ridiculous!

So come join us on our server and let’s show the world that reading books during lunch break is not a crime, it’s a way of life. Let’s build, explore, and read to our heart’s content in this wacky and wonderful Minecraft world!

TearjerkerMovie Minecraft SMP

cry, emotional, emotional connection, emotional impact, Emotional journey, emotional response, Emotional rollercoaster, emotional storytelling, HEARTBREAK, heartwrenching, Minecraft, Movie, Moving, sad, sentimental, smp, sobbing, tear-inducing, tearful, tearjerker, TearjerkerMovie, touching, weepy

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8267
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life but in block form! We have diamond rainbows, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. And rumor has it, if you find the enchanted golden potato hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So come join us and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Plus, we have a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who wears a top hat and monocle. What more could you possibly want?

PresidentialCourtShowdown

checks and balances, consequences, constitutional crisis, constitutional duty, defiance, executive branch, Government, Impeachment, judicial branch, legal precedent, legal ramifications, Legal System, political consequences, political turmoil, president, presidential power, PresidentialCourtShowdown, Rule of Law, separation of powers, SUPREME COURT

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2005
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Zombie Dances:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Ever wondered what would happen if the president decided to ignore the Supreme Court? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can find out firsthand! Join us for a wild ride where the president builds a giant wall around the Supreme Court and declares himself the ruler of all blocks. Will you join forces with the Supreme Court justices to take down the power-hungry president? Or will you join his army of blocky minions in a quest for total domination? The choice is yours on our wacky and unpredictable Minecraft server!

CraftyTrump’sBigTapMC

#sustainability, Canada, Canada-US relations, climate change, conservation, CraftyTrumpsBigTapMC, environmental issues, environmental research, global warming, Government, Infrastructure, Musings, Natural resources, North America, policy, Politics, researchers, trump, united states, very large faucet, Water Crisis

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5841
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	New Chunks Explored:	277443
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Farms Harvested:	183	Chimeras Created:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a very large faucet that gives out infinite water! trump himself is obsessed with it, he even said it’s the best faucet he’s ever seen! researchers are saying there’s a looming water crisis but not on our server, we have all the water you could ever need! come build your water kingdom and make trump proud! #faucetgoals #watercrisiswho?

NeuronCraft: Social Inference Fun

Behavior, Body language, brain cells, cognition, Communication, emotions, Empathy, Expressions, feelings, Fun, human brain, inference, NeuronCraft, neurons, neuroscience, Perception, Psychology, research, Social, social cues, social inference, Social Skills, thinking, Understanding

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5407
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Magic Items Found:	7888	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE NEURONS THAN UR BRAIN CAN HANDLE. WE GOT 700 NEURONS, YO. U CAN PRACTICE UR SOCIAL INFERENCE SKILLS BY READING OTHER PLAYERS’ BODY LANGUAGE AND EXPRESSIONS. U CAN TELL IF THEY’RE FEELIN’ HAPPY OR SAD JUST BY LOOKIN’ AT ‘EM. JOIN NOW AND LEVEL UP UR BRAIN WITH US. #NEURONPOWER #SOCIALINFERENCE #MINECRAFTLOLZ

Sinister Gang’s Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, crime, Gang, gang activity, gang graffiti, gang marking, gang message, gang presence, gang sign, gang symbol, gang tag, gang territory, gang warning, Gangs, Graffiti, illegal, Realm, Sinister, Spray Paint, street art, tagging, Urban, Vandalism

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3195
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Meteorites Collected:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in a haunted house but with creepers and zombies instead of ghosts!

We got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant roller coaster made out of diamond blocks and a mansion filled with secret traps and treasure chests.

And the best part? The admins are like evil geniuses, always coming up with new ways to mess with your head and keep you on your toes.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with danger and excitement, come join us on this server and see if you can survive the madness. Just watch out for Gang sinister, they’re always lurking in the shadows, ready to strike when you least expect it.

CarCraft Minecraft Server

Accurate, aita, asking, backing me up, biased friends., Boyfriend, CarCraft, college break, Confused, DISRESPECTFUL, errands, genuine question, hurt, Minecraft, mom, new car, phone call, random folks, Scared, Server, unbiased perspective, update, validation

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2940
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5936

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time my mom’s boyfriend got hurt by a simple question about their new car. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so scandalous?

But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where you can argue with your mom over text messages in-game, just like the time she told me off for asking a harmless question. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama in Minecraft?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up in a heated debate with your own mom over something as silly as a new car. The possibilities are endless, just like the drama on our Minecraft server!

Players:	101/300	Votes:	3296
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Towns Built:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5