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CraftyBillionairesGoneWild

activism, billionaires, corporate greed, Corruption, CraftyBillionairesGoneWild, Democracy, economic justice, Economy, Government, grassroots movements, income inequality, political reform, Politics, power dynamics, resistance, revolution, social justice, societal change, Tipping Point, Usa, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9196
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Enchantments Applied:	62	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2

Are you tired of billionaires treating the USA like their own personal Monopoly board? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can join forces with other players to take back the country from those greedy fat cats! Build your own fortress of resistance, complete with secret underground tunnels and a moat filled with lava (because why not?). Form alliances with other players to strategize how to overthrow the billionaire overlords and restore peace and prosperity to the land. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds somewhere on the server – could this be the key to funding your revolution? Join now and let’s show those billionaires who’s boss!

BlockyBibas Minecraft Server

Bibas children, BlockyBibas, Conflict Resolution, family tragedy, gaza, Hamas, hostage release, hostage situation, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international news, Israeli hostages, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Mother, peace negotiations, political tensions, Red Cross, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, war zone

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7048
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

LOLZ come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we trade bodies like Pokemons! We got Hamas handing over Israeli hostages to the Red Cross like it’s a freakin’ game of hot potato. Biba’s children and their mama are all up in this mess, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. Who needs diamonds when you can have human bodies, amirite? Join now for some twisted fun and see if you can survive the chaos!

KremlinCraft: Trump Edition

collusion, controversy, Democracy, Diplomacy, Edition, election interference, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, News, Politics, power struggle, Propaganda, putin, russia, sanctions, trump, united states, world news

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	906
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Alien Abductions:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Farms Harvested:	825
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Zombie Dances:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and trump team up to take over the world!!! build your own kremlin and plot world domination with your new bff trump!!! who needs democracy when you have minecraft??? join now for a chance to be put on the kremlin’s wall of fame for all eternity!!! hurry before putin changes his mind and bans minecraft forever!!! #russiatrumpminecrafttakeover

GingerCraft: FDN Treats IBD!

anti inflammatory, colons, COMPOUND, digestive system, discovery, FDN, furanodienone, gastrointestinal, Ginger, GingerCraft, gut health, health, IBD, inflammation, inflammatory bowel disease, medical breakthrough, Mice, natural remedy, oral injections, potential treatment, receptor, research, Treats

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7016
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6774	Gryphons Tamed:	2

haha u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got a secret ginger compound dat can cure ur inflammatory bowel disease! yea u heard right, just take some oral injections of dis FDN stuff and ur colon will be as good as new! we even tested it on mice and it worked like a charm. so come join us and let’s cure some bowels together, minecraft style! 🤣🎮🐭 #GingerPower #CureThoseColons

The Eternal Region

apply today, chat games, Community, Cosmetics, Custom Features, Custom Ranks, ETERNAL, events Command, expanding world border, hats, Mature, Pet Ownership Transfers, playtime Command, quality-of-life tweaks, Region, Server, smp, Survival, survival island spawn, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Whitelist

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7200
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Love Letters Sent:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Buildings Constructed:	39	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	339

The Eternal Region Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Whitelist Only	No random griefers, just a friendly and dedicated community!
Expanding World Border	The world border started at 1,000 blocks and expands 250 blocks daily in real-time.
Survival Island Spawn	Build, trade, and thrive together on a survival island spawn.
Quality of Life Tweaks	Anti-enderman griefing, double shulker shells, no phantoms from insomnia, and more enhancements.
Voting Rewards	Vote for the server and earn Eterna Shards to unlock fun perks.

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to apply for the whitelist through our Discord server. You can find the invite link here.

What age group is the server intended for?

The server is intended for mature players aged 16 and above.

What rewards can I unlock by voting for the server?

By voting for the server, you can earn Eterna Shards which can be used to unlock custom ranks, hats & cosmetics, coloured chat messages, and more.

Are there any special features for pets on the server?

Yes, there is a feature that allows you to transfer pet ownership to other players, especially useful for pet shop owners.

How can I track my playtime on the server?

You can use the /playtime command to track how long you’ve played on the server and also spy on your friends’ playtimes.

The Toxic Tavern 1.21.2

1.21.2, Choices, choose your poison, Choosing, Deciding, decision, decision fatigue, Decision making, decision paralysis, Dilemma, making a choice, making a decision, making choices, Options, Pick your poison, Poison, Preference, Selecting, selection, selection process., TAVERN, TOXIC, weighing options

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4380
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	1001
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a sloth on Xanax? Well, have I got the server for you!

This place is like a virtual circus on steroids, with more crazy mini-games than a clown car on crack.

You want to ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT? Done.

You want to battle a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a spoon? You got it.

You want to build a house out of rainbow-colored sheep? Why the heck not!

Join us on this wild ride and pick your poison, because on this server, the only limit is your own twisted imagination. Let’s get weird, baby!

DivorceCraft – No Hugs for Bros

Boundaries, bros, brotherly love, Communication Issues, difficult decisions, divorce aftermath, DivorceCraft, Emotional healing, facing consequences, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, forgiveness, holding grudges, hugs, learning from mistakes, moving forward, personal growth, Rebuilding trust., reconciliation, sibling relationships, supporting loved ones, toxic relationships

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	525
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships more complicated than a redstone contraption.

Imagine a world where your brother goes LC (Low Contact) with the entire family just because he married a woman who is louder than a creeper explosion and ruder than a zombie pigman. Witness the epic showdown between family members as they try to navigate through the chaos of unsolicited advice, boundary issues, and constant complaining.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the heart-pounding moment when your brother finally realizes he made a huge mistake and reaches out to apologize. Will forgiveness be granted, or will the drama continue to unfold like a never-ending soap opera?

Join our server now and witness the ultimate showdown between family members, love, forgiveness, and the craziest Minecraft drama you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure that awaits you!

LyricMaster Minecraft SMP

$5M, achievement, aspiration, challenge, chance, Competition, Contest, dream, LyricMaster, Lyrics, Minecraft, MONEY, Music, opportunity, Performance, Prize, singing, smp, song, success, talent, vocal, WIN

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8079
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	0

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that’s worth $5M! All you have to do is sing a song perfectly without messing up and you could be the lucky winner! Imagine all the diamonds and emeralds you could buy with that kind of money, it’s like winning the lottery but in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a legendary boss mob that drops insane loot if you can defeat it. Rumor has it that it’s a giant chicken with laser eyes and a jetpack, so you better bring your A-game if you want to take it down.

And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground base filled with rare ores and ancient artifacts waiting to be discovered. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have down there, maybe you’ll even find a portal to another dimension or something.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious journey of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

DisgustCraft

aversion, BDSM, DisgustCraft, Disgusting, fetish, fetishism, fetishistic behavior, fetishistic practice, kink, personal preference, Repulsive, revolting, role-play, sexual desire, sexual preference, taboo, turn off, turn on, Unconventional, unconventional sexual behavior, UNUSUAL

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3678
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8201
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Votes:	3861
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that are as vanilla as a plain potato? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us if you’re into some truly wild and wacky kinks that will make your grandma blush.

Imagine a world where creepers wear leather harnesses and skeletons have a foot fetish. Our server is a place where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud. Don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a group of zombies having a BDSM dungeon party or witness a pack of wolves engaging in some questionable role-playing.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and get ready for a wild ride. Just be prepared to see things that you can never unsee. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (or maybe you will, but in a good way?).

DefenseCraft Minecraft Server

Blaze, Damage, Defense, defense industry, DefenseCraft, emergency, Equipment, evacuation, Fire, Firefighters, Incident, Institute, investigation, Minecraft, Moscow, Prevention, response, russia, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Technology, Training

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3928
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dragons Tamed:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Divine Spears Created:	24	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing hotter than the lava is the drama! we’ve got more fire than a russian defense institute, and our players are always bringing the heat with their crazy builds and pvp skills.

rumor has it that the fire was actually started by a group of griefers who were trying to steal top secret military blueprints, but ended up burning the whole place down instead. now the institute is in ruins, but our server is still going strong!

so if you’re looking for a server that’s as lit as a russian inferno, come join us and see if you can survive the flames! just watch out for those sneaky griefers – they’re always up to no good.

CraftyPenceWarDenial

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2119
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Magic Items Found:	7173	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

so, u kno dis server? it’s like, so lit, u gotta join, bro. like, u can build ur own castle and stuff, but dat aint even da best part.

get dis, deres dis secret underground dungeon where u can find da rarest items and like, fight off evil mobs and stuff. it’s like, so intense, u gonna be on da edge of ur seat da whole time.

oh, and get dis, one time dis player found a hidden portal dat took dem to a whole new dimension where dey had to battle giant chickens. like, what even is dat? it’s so crazy, u gotta see it for urself.

and da best part is, u can team up with ur friends and go on epic quests together. like, u can be like a squad of warriors taking on da world. it’s so epic, u gonna be talking about it for weeks.

so, like, what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most insane Minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Land Quest: Agri Trend Study

#sustainability, agri, agricultural land types, agriculture, Analysis, Biodiversity, conservation, data analysis, differential impacts, ecosystem interactions, Ecosystem Services, Environment, farming practices, Land, land management, land transitions, Quest, research, researchers, soil health, study, topographical gradients, transitional trends, trend

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3701
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Emeralds Found:	7700
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Crops Grown:	3753
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we do crazy stuff like turn pigs into flying unicorns and build giant roller coasters that go through lava pits and shark-infested waters!

Our researchers have analyzed all the land types in the game and found the best spots to build your epic bases. We even have special topographical gradients that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We have insane ecosystem service interactions that will make you question reality. Join now for a wild ride and never look back!

best survival server server minecraft

best, Minecraft, Server, survival server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8559
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	256	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7991
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

The description of the server server “Best West Server” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Zeemsa.aternos.me:14763

Intermission Realm 1.20.5

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5664
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Runes Activated:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, no cap! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, this server is like a virtual party where you can vibe with the coolest peeps around. We got streams for days, from birthdays to debuts, and even 3D live events that will blow your mind. Plus, we got merch that will make you look fly as heck while you’re mining those diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the baubau-related content – it’s like a whole new world of awesomeness. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s get this party started! 🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness

CraftyThiefShame

Accountability, California laws, Christian beliefs, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyThiefShame, Ethics, friendship, Honesty, justification, morality, premarital sex, relationships, Shoplifting, social contracts, Support, theft, Understanding, VALUES, white privilege

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8299
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Towns Built:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner rebel? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and questionable decisions!

We have a community of players who are experts in the art of getting away with mischief, just like our friend from California who loves to shoplift for fun. Who needs to follow the rules when you can bend them to your will?

And if you’re looking for love, our server is the perfect place to find someone who appreciates a good rebel. Just like our friend’s crush who broke off contact when she found out about the shoplifting. But hey, who needs someone who can’t handle a little risk-taking, am I right?

Join us and learn valuable life lessons, like how to keep things to yourself and lie more effectively. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can embrace your wild side and let your creativity run wild.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Who knows, you might even find a partner in crime who shares your love for breaking the rules.

Players:	98/100	Votes:	4305
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2