HurtfulHearingMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real chaos happens! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being pranked by invisible creepers, getting your diamonds stolen by mischievous villagers, and having your entire base turned into a giant potato by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to take over the server and turn it into a poultry paradise. Will you join forces with them or stand against their beaked tyranny?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most hurtful thing you’ve ever heard to be the sound of a thousand chickens clucking in unison as they march towards your base.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Caps Skyblock

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to Cap’s Skyblock server! Here you can play solo Skyblock or easily play with friends! Great OP items with the custom enchant system or build your island up. Vote for in-game rewards and so much more!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Unicraft Network

PvP, Survival

Unicraft Network official server, I hope you have fun playing on this server we have Modalities available, survival custom boxpvp Clans and many more I hope to see you

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2223
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Towns Built:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Critter Craft

Economy, PvP, Towny

Embark upon an extraordinary odyssey within our Minecraft Survival Server, where the harmonious integration of Towny plugins converges with a pulsating economy, creating an immersive and intricate tapestry of gameplay.

Forge strategic alliances, stake your claim by establishing a sovereign town, and artfully navigate the nuanced dynamics of a player-driven economy. In this expansive world, success hinges on astute planning, collaboration, and the development of robust camaraderie.

Will you ascend as an economic maestro, skillfully shaping the destiny of your virtual empire, or emerge as a masterful town architect, crafting realms that stand the test of time? Alternatively, will you become a formidable force, a driving influence in the ever-evolving survival landscape?

Join us now and etch your indelible mark into the very bedrock of our server. An unparalleled adventure awaits—where unity, thriving communities, and conquest define your journey!

Don’t be scared. Come hang with the critters.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	31

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Lyoxir Network

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Lyoxir Network is a Minecraft server that values user feedback and constantly strives to improve. It offers an exclusive game mode, Survival Earth Kingdoms, which features a detailed map of the Earth where players can create/join kingdoms, role-play, and go to war. Lyoxir Network is committed to providing a unique and rewarding gaming experience that no other Minecraft server can compete with. Join now and come take a look!

Frequent questions: 1# What is our IP? You can join our network through the IP play.lyoxir.net or play.lyoxir.xyz. We are waiting for you!

2# What version is the server? Lyoxir Network supports players of all versions higher than 1.12.2, this to provide the user with a better experience.

If you have more questions or concerns about our server, we invite you to join our discord.lyoxir.net where you can create a ticket and talk to our team.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Dragons Nest

Creative, Factions, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Divine Spears Created:	30
Buildings Constructed:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Killion Detention Center

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Killion Detention Center Revival

Welcome to the rebirth of a legend! The iconic Killion Detention Center – one of Minecraft’s most esteemed prison servers – is back, inviting inmates old and new to its fortified walls. Brace yourself, because while we’re resurrecting the nostalgia of the original, we’re also introducing modern-day twists that’ll test your survival and strategy skills.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

KenterMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

KenterMC is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. There are a lot of ways to PVP, such as with swords, crystals and even custom items! The server is joinable on the more recent versions of the game. The current KenterMC IP is kentermc.minehut.gg

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Star Shards Collected:	140	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CivEarth v4

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

CivEarth is a 1:500 Earth map Minecraft server that is on its 4th version! Join a diverse community and a mature and helpful staff. We have many unique plugins for you to enjoy with a range of Towny based plugins such as Towny Resources and Siegewar with other fun plugins including , MCMMO, a digital economy, auctions, PvP Duels, fishing, quests, vehicles, realms and dungeons and much more!

We are available on Java at: play.CivEarth.net. You can now join with bedrock! play.civearth.net, port:19132. We hope to see you around!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	9661	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Zombie Dances:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

The Dojo

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

The Dojo is a 1.20.1 advancing towny server focusing on survival, economy, and building your community. We work hard on ensuring all players have fun and do our best to fix any bumps along the way! We appreciate your time and thank you for supporting us!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Void Gems Collected:	30	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Towns Built:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SloKuharji

Economy, Survival

Slovenian minecraft server with survival. good economy, friendly playerbase. lbalblalbalblablalbalblalblablalblalbalblalbalblalbalblllalblabllablablablablabablablablablablablablabl

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Buildings Constructed:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CritPots

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

» Fun PvP : With the removal of netherite armor, totems, and end crystals we ensure a fast paced pvp experience.

» Diamond Based Economy : Currency is backed by diamonds for a balanced and long lasting economy.

» Raiding : There are no rules against griefing or raiding other bases, do as you wish in the free world!

» Leaderboards : Climb the leaderboards and rise to the top!

» Proximity Voice Chat : Talk with others using the Simple Voice Chat mod! (Not required to join)Voice Chat Mod : modrinth.com/plugin/simple-voice-chat

» IP : Critpots.mine.bz

Currently no bedrock support

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Towns Built:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Red MC

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

Red MC is a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting gaming experience. Whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned veteran, our custom survival server will offer you a unique experience. Our goal is to provide a Minecraft world

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

BluePlanetMc

KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to BlueplanetMC!

Step into the extraordinary world of BlueplanetMC, where the horizon is boundless, and adventure soars high in the sky. We offer a unique combination of Survival and Skyblock, providing players with the freedom to play in various ways.

Explore the Survival Adventure: Immerse yourself in the vast survival world of BlueplanetMC, where challenging environments and wondrous landscapes await you. Gather resources, construct beautiful structures, and brave the dangers hidden in the expansive terrain.

Explore the Skyblock: Embark on the Skyblock challenge and experience life high above the clouds. Start with a modest island and expand it into a floating paradise. Survive with limited resources and collaborate with fellow island residents to create the ultimate skyblock empire.

Join the BlueplanetMC Community: Become a part of our growing community of adventurers, builders, and survivors. Make friends, share your creations, and leave your unique mark in the world of BlueplanetMC.

Whether you’re exploring the ground or reaching for the stars, BlueplanetMC offers an unparalleled gaming experience. Join us and discover the limitless possibilities of our Survival and Skyblock Minecraft server!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

herobrine.live

Earth, LifeSteal, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Embark on a thrilling adventure at Herobrine.live – a Minecraft survival server where you create, survive, and thrive. Engage in a vibrant community.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Dexteria

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

Dexteria is a new Minecraft Network that is 1.7.10-1.20 that is starting out focused on the OG Factions experience and bringing back the OG faction members and the new factions players. Getting rid of all of the new faction elements that some other servers are using like custom enchants. We have a large staff team working day and night to bring you the best Factions experience that we can. Initial Map and server release is in the near future. Server is open with FFA available while server development is still in the works. Server Offers lot’s of OG Factions plug-ins and some custom plug ins, these including Koth Event, Nex Event, Raiding Outpost, FFA Arena, Give-aways, Buycraft F-top Payouts

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.