HurtfulHearingMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real chaos happens! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being pranked by invisible creepers, getting your diamonds stolen by mischievous villagers, and having your entire base turned into a giant potato by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to take over the server and turn it into a poultry paradise. Will you join forces with them or stand against their beaked tyranny?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most hurtful thing you’ve ever heard to be the sound of a thousand chickens clucking in unison as they march towards your base.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Villages Defended:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Mikeland PvE

A new twist on Player Vs Environment! With dragon travel, 4 epic mob arenas, mcmmo to keep you competing for high stats (no PvP or griefing of course) and much, much more, Mikeland PvE is sure to keep you hooked for hours at a time! With friendly moderators you won’t want to be anywhere else! So come on and have a play today!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Dimension Hops:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	30	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Eternal SMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Eternal SMP! A new whitelisted server with an old server vibe, experienced staff and a fun, drama-free community. A fully vanilla style SMP with as few plugins as possible, only to highlight the fun of the game, not to take away from it. Join our discord server via the link, and apply today!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

0tx.org

Factions

Full TNT – No Border – Unlimited Homes – 150gb of bases!

Welcome to 0tx.org! IP: 0tx.org Website: 0tx.org Admin: Cowsook

Join the hundreds of rogue factions, trying to live and mine amongst the chaos. How to play? Create or join a faction, gather players, and build together! Factions are invite only, so ask in chat or better yet – create your own faction and ask new players to join you.

Website & Forums: http://www.0tx.org

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Alpha Prison 3.0

Prison, PvE, PvP

Alpha Prison is a new Prison server with Many Awesome Plugins and multiple goals to achieve! PVP arena Plots Lucky Blocks Plugin Prison Ranks A-Z 5000+ Prestiges 75% Off on /buy And Awesome Custom enchants!!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Left 2 Die

Do you like fighting zombies?Do you like griefing? Well come and join our server and kick some zombie butt. Its like a Zombie Apocalypse type gamemode, in which you go around a city filled with all types of creepy creatures and try to survive and thrive. *No White listing needed* On 24/7

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Cookie Project

This is a non-PVP (we do have a PVP arena However, and a few challenges where high quality prizes are given out for compleating) and non-Grief server, up 24/7. Not handing out staff. We use plugins such as, CoreProtect, world guard, world portal, NoCheat, Iconomy, Towny, LWC, And many more. There is NO hacking allowed on this server either. Come have fun! 😀 Join Quick!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

McSurvival

Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

A server for survival and hanging out! If you want to apply for staff you can ask me when i’m on and I will quiz you! Have fun! Oh yeah, wash your hands! It’s a good time for it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Potions Brewed:	160	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

GlassDragon

Creative, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Dedicated server in a 24×7 Datacenter (99.9% uptime). No whitelist. We emphasize creativity in a friendly atmosphere. PVP is restricted to Arenas. No hacks, no xray, no flying, no creative mode. The mods and admin will not spawn items. We try to keep as close to the vanilla experience as possible while adding anti-grief measures and a few extras to enhance the multiplayer world.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	New Chunks Explored:	89067
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Equestrians United

Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to Equestrians United! a 1.12.2 equine (survival) horse server! We have fun plugins to make the server smooth and easy to play. Shops, timber, economy and more.

Have fun, Love horses

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	307
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Civilization

Start a new life!

This server can give you the feeling you get when you are entering a minecraft world for the first time. In the wild, alone and unexplored. Start a new Civilization either alone or with others!

The goal is to get start a family and hopefully get a chance to marry a partner. To be the dominate family should be on the top of your list. To reach the goal, develop fast, find resources, make “fire”, and build a village with shops. Earn your living through others! The server itself is all about the players that create their own civilization. If you are tired of spawning in a pre-made spawn and to not be able to build anywhere, this server is for you!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Titanzesports

Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

come along and join a brand new survival and sky blocks server 🙂 survival includes cbeing able to claim your land so you cannot be griefed or anything like that you can build a massive town with your massive army of friends

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	330	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Zedwork Zurvival

Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Zedwork Zurvival is a community-run semi-vanilla Minecraft Server, with an emphasis on collaboration and community.

There’s no grief. Not only do we prevent grief before it can happen with claim protection, but we will typically catch and ban those up to no good pretty quick.

We encourage community spirit. We don’t take kindly on griefing, stealing or PVPing in an non-civil manner. PVP is allowed, but have some respect about it. Surprise attacks on players who are building, or going about their business is not accepted practise here. The Guardians will step in if they see your behaviour as unsavoury.

Players always start in a resource rich environment alongside other players just starting out. No more walking hundreds of blocks out of spawn before you can build. No more searching for caves, only to discover they’ve already been stripped of all valuables. With Zedwork, you’re dropped right in with other players who want the same as you: to find a nice spot to build; and you’re never far from trees and other natural resources to mine.

We are vanilla. This does not mean no plugins, completely unprotected. What we mean is there is a focus on the core Minecraft experience. There are no game-changing plugins; nothing to distract from simply playing Minecraft.

We are aiming to grow in size very rapidly, and are eager to build our world and our community up with you. Come and join us!

[EULA-compliant]

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

sakuramc

Mini Games

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Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6429	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

siagne.net [France]

[France] Survival – PvP – Claims – Shops. The beginning is relatively difficult. The nights are nightmarish.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Good Vibrations

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Hello! Welcome to Good Vibrations! This is a factions server dedicated to having fun. We are running the latest version of Minecraft, and will update whenever we can. There isnt much else to it, just come here and have fun. Play factions! Good luck! Also, we are accepting staff applications!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Towns Built:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.