HurtfulHearingMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real chaos happens! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being pranked by invisible creepers, getting your diamonds stolen by mischievous villagers, and having your entire base turned into a giant potato by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to take over the server and turn it into a poultry paradise. Will you join forces with them or stand against their beaked tyranny?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most hurtful thing you’ve ever heard to be the sound of a thousand chickens clucking in unison as they march towards your base.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	272
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftAU WarZ Factions

We are a fun and exciting Australian based gaming community, We run Feed the Beast, Skyblock and WarZ Factions servers!

Homepage: – http://www.craftau.com.au Forums: – http://www.craftau.com.au/forum Player Guide: – http://www.craftau.com.au/guide Server Rules: – http://www.craftau.com.au/rules Upgrades: – http://www.craftau.com.au/store

We have made a custom guide with information on how to connect, simply type this in to your browser: http://tekk.me/connecting

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	229	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftAU Feed the Beast

We are a fun and exciting Australian based gaming community, We run Feed the Beast, Skyblock and WarZ Factions servers!

We have made a custom guide with information on how to connect, simply type this in to your browser: http://tekk.me/connecting

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Dragon Scales Harvested:	294
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CraftAU Skyblock Survival

We are a fun and exciting Australian based gaming community, We run Feed the Beast, Skyblock and WarZ Factions servers!

We have made a custom guide with information on how to connect, simply type this in to your browser: http://tekk.me/connecting

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Nerducopia

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Looking for a server to call home where everybody knows your name? A smaller, Rated PG, Family Friendly server filled with other Minecraft Nerds? The server is currently offering PvP/PvE Survival worlds with land claiming, base/chest protections. There is a Survival world economy, with server and player stores. PVP, PVE, and Raiding are all allowed, so protect your builds. Our main rules are no ads, no mod, no hacks and no swearing. There is a PvP Hub for those who just want combat! And we also offer a Creative World with land claiming and protected builds for those who want a more peaceful Minecraft experience. We have a Discord Server that is linked to our in game server chat. Join at https://discord.gg/rrqpbPY Lastly, we have a Server Facebook group. Join at thttps://www.facebook.com/groups/Nerducopiadoesminecraft/

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Runes Activated:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Holy Grails Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

EdgeWireGaming

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

edgewiregaming.com A Minecraft Modded Server based on the Crackpack Modpack is all about the community, all are welcome to join in and play

Rules: No griefing/stealing/raiding No chat Spam/advertisments/Caps Respect fellow players and their property No hacks/exploits/glitches No Asking for Items, OP, ranks or Creative Mode No pvp unless agreed upon by both parties.

We hope to see you in game, Please do not ever hesitate to ask any of the staff for help, we are here to make sure your experience on our server are the best you can receive anywhere!

I want to build this server around the players so be sure to leave some feed back. Make sure to visit our website @ edgewiregaming.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

A Whole Other Level

Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

|*| Semi-Vanilla Survival |*|

The focus of this server is to provide players with an atmosphere that is close to vanilla, but that enhances the experience just a little to better fit with the multiplayer nature of the server. To ensure every player is able to learn just what makes this server special and unique, the full explanation is found at the in-game full tutorial, the “/help” has been modified to answer all common questions and issues, and the server website has an informative “About the Server” section. We have a great community and players enjoy the following server features:

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Optic Craft

DIAMOND FOR DIAMOND

When you Diamond our server, you will receive a Diamond in-game! You also get an extra Diamond if you Vote for the server! Spread the word, and maybe even earn yourself a third Diamond!

Don’t forget to read the Rules, more importantly, have Fun!

IP: 198.154.115.43:25565

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Dimension Hops:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

AppleCraft

Welcome to AppleCraft! We are a new friendly server with lot’s to offer our players! We have many types of gameplay to choose from: Enjoy the amazinAbout AppleCraft

I guess you found us. Not sure how, but welcome! Please take about 5 minutes and read through this, it contains a bunch of good information

We’re a new-ish server, not brand spanking new, but not old. It’s run by heyaapl (ign: Appleteeni), and hosted in the United States. We’re an expanding, active server that is constantly building custom Survival Games maps, and our players love them to bits! As we’ve been growing, what started as a single Survival Games map has turned in to a bunch of custom maps, our community has been wanting me to do a bunch of stuff – so here is an explantation of what exists today: Website (New!) Forums (New!) Automated Survival Games Spleef Arenas 1v1 Arenas Hardcore Survival Server Creative World Epic Pixel Art Contests

We’re up 24/7, 365 days a week, and so is our community! Join in the fun, and play with us!g adventures in our Survival world, create incredible feats of Minecraft engineering in our Creative world, and if you feel so brave as to try and survive, avoid starvation, and slay your friends play automated, custom made, Survival Games maps!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Void Armor Forged:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

ToXIc MC

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Void Armor Forged:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Kraftzone

Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

[Premium] IP: mc.kraftzone.net [Cracked] IP: mc.kraftzone.net:25575 ———————————— -New Christmas town added warp: /xmas -New TnT minigame /tnt…to play Mini game checkers (/sky_checkers) Survival (anti-xray/economy) Freebuild (no anti-xray/no economy) SkySpawn (shop, spleef, warzone ctf) Survival Games CTF (/warhub) Towny Ranks (voting and donating get upgrades) MobArena , Cityworld, SkyBlock, Mcmmo

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

DBD Minecraft

Economy, Survival

PLAY.DBDMC.COM This is simply the best Small to Medium sized survival town server out there. OP Hardware, No Lag, Super friendly players, Helpful Staff, Custom Plugins, Economy and Established well over a year ago.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	35

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MC-Creative

A creative server that is different from the rest of the crowd. We don’t simply give you WorldEdit, we give you nearly every feature of it. We give you two 175X175 plots to build on, an arsenal of building tools, and a great community to build with. We have staff whom have proper training of all the necessary plugins. Join today and see what you are missing!!

COMMANDS: /plot auto -claims a plot /plot add -adds a friend to your plot /plot remove -removes a player from your plot /marry -marry a person /marry divorce -divorces your marriage /marry tp -teleport to your partner /tpa -request to teleport to someone /tpahere -request someone to teleport to you /yes -accepts a teleport request /no -denies a teleport request /silentno -denies a tp request, but won’t tell the other player /hat -wear an item on your head /pvpmode -toggle pvp mode on and off

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6360	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	399
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Sputnik One Networks

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

This is a vanilla SMP server for dedicated users who wish to be a part of a close and exclusive community. It uses a white-list, though we are currently open to applications (go to http://sputnik1net.org/mc/). We will likely remain on full releases of vanilla minecraft, as snapshots are often too unstable, and bukkit is too slow to update.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Potions Brewed:	43
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

TheBroadSword Server!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MinecraftUK.com

Welcome to the MCUK Server Listing,

MinecraftUK one of the Finest minecraft communities in the Universe.

Thank you for reading this! We hope to see you soon!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.