Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real chaos happens! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being pranked by invisible creepers, getting your diamonds stolen by mischievous villagers, and having your entire base turned into a giant potato by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to take over the server and turn it into a poultry paradise. Will you join forces with them or stand against their beaked tyranny?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most hurtful thing you’ve ever heard to be the sound of a thousand chickens clucking in unison as they march towards your base.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 343 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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