Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value safety and common sense over Disney magic! Join us and escape the drama of hurricane-ignoring partners and family members who think drizzle equals safety.

Reasons to join: – No more being called dramatic for wanting to avoid natural disasters – We won’t dump you for listening to your parents and prioritizing your safety – Our server is hurricane-proof, so you can game worry-free

Don’t let your partner’s Disney obsession get in the way of your survival instincts. Come join us and build a virtual world where hurricanes are just a distant memory and safety always comes first!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 107/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
Secret Passages Found: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
Villages Defended: 16 Void Armor Forged: 10

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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