COME JOIN OUR SERVER, WHERE THE ONLY HURRICANE YOU’LL EXPERIENCE IS THE STORM OF FUN AND EXCITEMENT! WE’VE GOT MORE DEATHS THAN A HURRICANE AFTERMATH, BUT DON’T WORRY, THEY’RE ALL VIRTUAL AND HILARIOUS!

WE’VE ANALYZED 501 TROPICAL CYCLONES AND FOUND THAT THE BEST WAY TO SURVIVE IS TO JOIN OUR SERVER AND BUILD A VIRTUAL BUNKER. OUR POPULATION IS AS DIVERSE AS THE AFTERMATH OF A HURRICANE, WITH INFANTS AND BLACK PLAYERS DOMINATING THE LANDSCAPE.

SO COME ON DOWN AND EXPERIENCE THE VIRTUAL STORM OF A LIFETIME! WHO NEEDS REALITY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT MADNESS?!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Phantom Rings Equipped: 12
Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Dragon Eggs Found: 5615
Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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