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Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 98/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Zombie Dances: 3
Buildings Constructed: 16 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
New Chunks Explored: 659036 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
Secret Passages Found: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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