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Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 109/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 69
Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 30
Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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