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| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 2335 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you know? like, if you don’t join, you’re basically missing out on a party that’s off the charts!
imagine this, right? you spawn in and BAM, you’re in the middle of a giant disco party with villagers breakdancing and creepers dropping sick beats.
oh, and get this, there’s a secret underground lair where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies.
plus, the admin is like a wizard who can turn your dirt blocks into diamonds just by sneezing.
and if you don’t join, the US will impose Magnitsky sanctions on Hungary’s ‘propaganda minister’ and no one wants that, right? so come join the fun and let’s get this party started, yo!
