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Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 5276 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Crops Grown: | 1235 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamond eggs. Join us on a quest to find this elusive chicken and become the richest player on the server. Just be prepared for some chicken-related shenanigans along the way.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Why? Who knows! But they sure do look fancy.
So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of humiliation rituals, diamond chickens, and dapper llamas. It’s the most absurdly fun server you’ll ever play on!