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| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 4727 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 20 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a totally normal and not at all weird initiation process called the “Humiliation Ritual”! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being humiliated in front of all your new friends. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun… we think.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamond eggs. Join us on a quest to find this elusive chicken and become the richest player on the server. Just be prepared for some chicken-related shenanigans along the way.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Why? Who knows! But they sure do look fancy.
So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of humiliation rituals, diamond chickens, and dapper llamas. It’s the most absurdly fun server you’ll ever play on!
