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Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 7609 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 |
Dimension Hops: | 15 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 45 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun. Our server is so amazing, it will make you forget all about your husband’s questionable behavior. Who needs a controller when you have a pickaxe in hand, am I right?
Plus, our server is so lit, it will cure your husband’s depression in no time. Who needs therapy when you can mine and craft your way to happiness? So come on, join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Let’s build a world where broken controllers are a thing of the past!