HubbyGrossOutCraft

anger management, Behavior, Communication, controller, depression, disgust, Gaming, grossed out, HubbyGrossOutCraft, husband, internet, Kids, kids devices, lying.., Online game, relationship, SMASH, stress, Support, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1067
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your husband’s controller-smashing shenanigans? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will distract you from all the drama in your life.

Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun. Our server is so amazing, it will make you forget all about your husband’s questionable behavior. Who needs a controller when you have a pickaxe in hand, am I right?

Plus, our server is so lit, it will cure your husband’s depression in no time. Who needs therapy when you can mine and craft your way to happiness? So come on, join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Let’s build a world where broken controllers are a thing of the past!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6825
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152
Magic Items Found:	4631	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4641
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3502	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1210
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Potions Brewed:	105
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	894
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6517
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Villages Defended:	6

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9632
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	443	Secret Passages Found:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6312
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2970
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9200	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7518
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4657
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	159	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7433
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Crops Grown:	7647	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5873
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Star Shards Collected:	122	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	767107	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6420
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Dragon Eggs Found:	2548
Divine Spears Created:	25	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	4835

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4375
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1461
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5005	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Votes:	1833
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	160
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Emeralds Found:	814
Love Letters Sent:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Void Gems Collected:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever