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| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 8703 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Treasure Maps Found: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
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