| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 729 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2183 |
| Potions Brewed: | 127 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
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| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 3100 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Mines Excavated: | 1583 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Towns Built: | 6 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Emeralds Found: | 8667 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 1910 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
But don’t worry, we’re not all bad! Some shots may seem rushed or incomplete, but that just adds to the charm, right? Plus, just like your partner’s film, we’ve been accepted into a few small local festivals (in our dreams).
Join us for a truly unique and questionable experience. And hey, if you can barely make it through the screening of our server, at least you’ll have a good story to tell. So come on in and experience the magic (or lack thereof) for yourself!
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 9467 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 4888 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story about Jessica and her crazy antics. She couldn’t commit to traveling with her friend because of finances, but magically had the funds to travel with her new boyfriend, Robert. And when her friend moved on and traveled with someone else, Jessica got salty! Drama, drama, drama!
But fear not, on our server, you can leave all that drama behind and focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands. No shady friends here, just a community of fun-loving players ready to embark on wild adventures together.
So come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door. Who needs friends like Jessica when you can have a whole new group of Minecraft buddies to play with? See you in the game!
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 7642 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1055 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 27 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Genetic Roulette Wheel, where you can spin to randomly mutate your character into something completely bonkers. Ever wanted to be a half-unicorn, half-creeper hybrid? Well, now’s your chance!
So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server and embrace your inner genetic screw-up. Who knows, you might just discover that being a mutant in Minecraft is way more fun than being a regular old Steve or Alex.
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 6042 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 12 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 4531 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Magical Moments Shared: | 27 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 809 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of divorce in Minecraft form! Witness the drama of foster care! Feel the adrenaline rush of being released from incarceration! And who can forget the excitement of being unemployed in midlife? It’s all here, waiting for you to join the madness.
So come on down to our server and experience the most insane, outrageous, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 3346 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 13 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Server Information | Resetting 12/01/25 |
|---|---|
| Description | This is a Survival SMP, based on kingdoms, which you can create or join. It includes mods such as Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones. |
| Staff | Friendly staff that would love for you to join us! |
| Get Started | Join our Discord server |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I create or join kingdoms in this server? | Yes, you can create or join kingdoms in The Bob SMP. |
| What mods are included in the server? | The server includes mods such as Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones. |
| Is the staff friendly and welcoming? | Yes, the staff is friendly and would love for you to join the community. |
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 415 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 779 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 2025 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 14 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 4626 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 23 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 100 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 4276 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 5772 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6907 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
On our server, you can become a master builder, a fearless warrior, or even a chicken whisperer if that’s your thing. Need a break from the chaos? Take a stroll through our virtual forests and relax by the pixelated waterfall.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure guarded by a dragon made entirely of diamond blocks. Will you be the one to uncover this legendary loot and become the richest player in all of Minecraftia?
So why waste your weekends binge-watching Netflix when you could be living out your wildest blocky adventures on our server? Join us now and start crafting your own epic tale!
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 7186 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 43 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 1722 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 66 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 51 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 |
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 3658 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Animals Bred: | 88 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 23 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 13 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
roll a number that no human has ever thought of before and watch as the universe collapses in on itself!
but beware, if you roll the same number twice, you will be transported to a parallel universe where cows rule the world and pigs fly.
so come on down to our server and experience the ultimate thrill of defying the laws of probability and logic!
join now and let the chaos begin!
