| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 7979 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 12 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 47 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 176 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
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| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 3499 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 35 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8826 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
We’ve got so many epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you, you’ll be too busy having fun to even remember what losing feels like.
Plus, our community is full of the coolest and weirdest players around, so you’ll fit right in with all the other misfits and weirdos.
Don’t be a loser, be a winner and join our server today!
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 3092 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 4240 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of sharing your precious nursery with other players’ babies. Who knows, maybe your baby will make a new friend in the crib next door! Don’t worry about being selfish, because in our world, sharing is caring (and also hilarious).
So come on over and build the ultimate baby paradise with us. Who knew Minecraft could be so baby-friendly? Join now and let the nursery adventures begin!
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 3382 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 25 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 14 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister overstaying her welcome for 1 year and 8 months (and counting). Our virtual world is full of endless possibilities and no one will be crashing on your virtual couch rent-free.
Say goodbye to awkward conversations about moving out and hello to building your dream home without any unwanted roommates. Plus, with our server, you can finally have that much-needed alone time with your partner without any interruptions from a grown child living in your basement.
Join now and start your new life in a world where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie attacks!
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 7186 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 4 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 394715 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 7470 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 31 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1711 |
Our server is filled with players who have PhDs in Creeperology, Masters degrees in Redstone Engineering, and even some who have studied Enderman behavior at the prestigious Minecraft University. You’ll be surrounded by some of the most educated and creative minds in the Minecraft community.
Join us and participate in our weekly “Virtual Career Fair” where you can showcase your Minecraft skills to potential employers looking to hire for their in-game companies. Who knows, you might just land your dream job as a professional block builder or a virtual landscape architect!
So if you’re ready to take your remote work experience to the next level and have some fun along the way, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs a boring old Zoom meeting when you can have a virtual adventure in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities?
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 3006 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 68 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 253 |
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 4170 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 17 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 5791 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 | New Chunks Explored: | 649367 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 4271 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 26 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | New Chunks Explored: | 376473 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 206 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
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| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 962 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 78 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Votes: | 4861 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 8181 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 5706 |
Need a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from all the chaos and build your dream world without any interruptions. Plus, with our friendly players and helpful staff, you’ll feel right at home in no time.
So why join our server? Well, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging twitching grandfathers and pissing druggies? Only on our server, of course! And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any real-life drama here – just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun.
So come on, join us and leave all your troubles behind. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a whole world to explore? See you in the game, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 4341 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 14 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 26 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
Looking for a server where you can witness relationships accelerate at an alarming pace and see friends beg each other to introduce them to their Tinder matches? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being homeless in a new city, struggling to find work and food, all while your partner drives Uber in the only car you share. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and financial instability that you won’t find anywhere else.
So come join us on this server where the drama never ends and the red flags are always flying high. Who needs stability when you can have chaos and uncertainty at every turn? Join now and see if you’re the asshole for not reaching out to your homeless friend in need!
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 6061 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 15 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Join us on this epic journey where you can become a dad in Minecraft! That’s right, you heard me. You can raise your own little blocky children, teach them how to mine and craft, and watch them grow into strong, independent villagers. But be warned, parenting in Minecraft is no easy task. Your kids might turn out to be creepers or zombies, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the entire Minecraft world. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their llama dictatorship? The choice is yours!
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate dad of the blocky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, bro!
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 5627 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be home to a secret love potion recipe that will make any player fall in love with you instantly. Just imagine the possibilities of ruling the server with your pixelated soulmate by your side.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the love (and the chaos) begin!
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 8210 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 99 | Void Gems Collected: | 31 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 46 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 |
