| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 4436 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
mc.howiepvp.com
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 9688 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 154 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 36 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Dimension Hops: | 12 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 2609 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 27 | Emeralds Found: | 6764 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
We got creepers that explode like your mind when you realize your favorite waifu is actually a dude.
Our world is filled with more twists and turns than a yandere’s love life, so get ready for some serious drama.
And don’t even get me started on our PvP battles – it’s like watching a shonen anime fight scene, but with blocks and swords instead of ninjas and magic.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as an isekai plot twist, then look no further – join us now!
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 7848 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 |
Join us and leave the drama behind, because here, the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest rap-themed structures in the game. Show off your love for Eminem, 2Pac, Biggie, and Dr. Dre by creating pixel art masterpieces that will make even the most hardcore Stan jealous.
Forget about school drama and classmates who just don’t understand your love for rap music. On our server, you’ll find a community of like-minded players who share your passion for old-school hip hop. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s rap and roll!
| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 8835 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 122 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and explore without any unexpected visits from toddlers. Our server is a child-free zone, so you can focus on crafting your dream world without any interruptions.
Say goodbye to unwanted babysitting duties and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t find a more peaceful and drama-free gaming experience anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the neighborly drama behind!
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 5643 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Towns Built: | 8 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 65 |
So, get this, the admins on this server are actually aliens from outer space who have come to Earth to teach us how to build the most insane redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen. I’m talking automatic farms that harvest diamonds and spawn in rare mobs like unicorns and dragons. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but for Minecraft!
And the best part? The currency on this server is actually bacon. That’s right, you can trade bacon for enchanted gear, rare blocks, and even your own personal army of zombie pigmen. It’s like living in a bacon-filled dream world, I can’t even handle it!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself, then you need to join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a vegetarian, in which case, you might want to sit this one out. #BaconIsLife #MinecraftMadness #JoinNowOrRegretForever
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 4440 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 24 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 47 | Magical Moments Shared: | 16 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 |
| Animals Bred: | 172 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 3851 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Divine Spears Created: | 29 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 40 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 5032 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
our players have reported feeling invincible after just a few hours of gameplay, thanks to the magical properties of radiofrequency exposure. no need to worry about pesky menadione causing oxidative DNA damage, we’ve got you covered!
join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and of course, the ultimate protection from all the baddies in the game. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience minecraft like never before. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the madness today!
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 1617 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
idontnowt.aternos.me:14927
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 1212 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 4866 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
On our server, you can explore off-the-grid cabins without any car battery troubles or random breathalyzer beeps. Build your own mountain hideaway, far away from any irritable dads or uncomfortable driving situations.
Don’t be scared to say no to driving duties on our server – we’re all about having fun and enjoying the game without any real-life stress. So come join us and leave the breathalyzers behind – unless you want to build a hilarious breathalyzer-themed build, then go for it!
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 7736 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 86 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 43 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 |
We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from MILs who think they know everything about parenting to partners who believe their manipulative lies. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like trying to navigate a relationship with a narcissistic MIL.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got passive-aggressive notes, eye-rolling, and unsolicited parenting advice galore. And don’t forget the classic move of watching your baby cry with a smirk – it’s all part of the fun on our server!
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than dealing with a difficult mother-in-law. Just remember, in this server, drama is always on the menu.
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 8631 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 50 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE EVERY BLOCK IS MADE OF FRENCH BAGUETTES AND THE MOBS ARE ALL WEARING BERETS. YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CROISSANTS AND RIDE AROUND ON A BIKE WITH A BASKET FULL OF MACARONS.
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LABYRINTH FILLED WITH CHEESE MAZES AND ESCARGOT RACING TRACKS. YOU CAN EVEN BATTLE GIANT ESCARGOTS FOR LOOT THAT’S AS RICH AS A BOTTLE OF FINE WINE.
SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW TOO MANY BAGUETTES). RIP JEAN-MARIE LE PEN, YOU WOULD’VE LOVED THIS SERVER.
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 2239 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 20 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 |
imagine a world where creepers ride pigs and skeletons do the macarena while shooting arrows at you. that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.
we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties and dance to dubstep music. you can join them if you can find the hidden entrance behind the giant cactus.
our server is so epic, even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. watch out for flying chickens and exploding sheep!
if you’re looking for a place where anything can happen and nothing makes sense, then this is the server for you. come join us and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 2959 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3279 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Emeralds Found: | 8046 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8404 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 5914 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 | Potions Brewed: | 118 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 29 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Imagine a world where fuwamoco mornings come back to life and dance with you while you mine diamonds and fight off creepers.
You’ll be so hyped up on the pure insanity of this server that you’ll forget what reality even is.
Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something so crazy that it will make your brain explode with joy!
