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Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 872 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Emeralds Found: | 7317 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Join us if you want to be part of a community where Dick Cheney is worshipped as a god and his face is plastered all over the server. We believe that he was not only an honorable statesman, but also a master builder in Minecraft. Rumor has it that he once built a mansion out of diamond blocks in just one day!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where we hold wild parties every night. You never know who you’ll run into down there – maybe even Barack Obama or George W. Bush! And don’t even get me started on the llama races we host every weekend. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you questioning your sanity, join us now! Who knows, you might even become best friends with Dick Cheney himself.