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Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 5210 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
plus, we got this super cool feature where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and shoot laser beams out of your eyes. it’s totally legit, trust me.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party that happens every full moon? yeah, it’s like the hottest spot in the server. you gotta be there to believe it.
so yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then you gotta come hang out with us. we’re like the coolest kids on the block, except we’re all pixelated and stuff.