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Aqua Planet SMP

Adventure, Aqua Planet SMP, Bosses, Custom Enchants, Discord, Economy, Enchants, Friends, Fun, Fun Community, great staff, Ip:, Islands, Land claiming, Minecraft, Monsters, oceans, Player Shops, Player Warps, PvE, PvP, Survival, Version, vote parties

Welcome to APSMP! A world like no other, sail the oceans and explore islands. Join, bring your friends, prepare to fight off monsters and bosses while you try to survive!

We have many fun features like Custom Enchants, Player Shops and Player Warps, Vote Parties, Land Claiming, Fun Community, Great Staff!

What are you waiting for? Hop in and have fun!!

↕️ SERVER IP: mc.apsmp.com ↕️ VERSION: latest [1.21.1]

↕️ DISCORD: apsmp.com/discord

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Holy Grails Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Moony McMoonface: The Almost Vanilla Adventure! Version 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, Creative, Griefing, host, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Maps, Max8abug, McMoonface, Minecraft, Moonbat, Moony, player events, progress, Reset, Rewards, Safe, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Trust, update, Vanilla, Version

Moonbat Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Creative, Survival (no-griefing), Survival (griefing allowed)
Server IP	moonbat.ddns.net
Server Version	1.21.1

FAQ

Q: Can I trust that my progress will be safe on the SMP maps?

A: Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset, so your progress will be safe.

Q: Are there player events with survival rewards on the server?

A: Yes, we occasionally run player events with survival rewards.

Q: Who is the host of Moonbat Minecraft server?

A: Max8abug is the host of Moonbat Minecraft.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Villages Defended:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Enchantments Applied:	83
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	22

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Cute Model Minecraft Server

#dare, adorable, Alluring, attractive, beauty, Captivating, challenge, charming, cute, delightful, Enchanting, fashion, Gorgeous, Irresistible, Lovely, Minecraft, MODEL, PRETTY, Server, STRIKING, Stunning, SWEET

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the models are cuter than a basket of kittens wearing tiny top hats! Seriously, we challenge you to find a server with more adorable pixelated creatures roaming around. Our cows have been known to break out into impromptu dance parties, and our chickens are expert beatboxers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can catch it, you’ll be granted three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are as weird and wonderful as the world we’ve created. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and see if you can handle the cuteness overload on our server!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Sushi SMP Star Minecraft Restaurants

culinary indulgence, decadent meals, eating sushi, exclusive dining, expensive food, extravagant meals, fine dining, fine dining experience, foodie experience, gourmet dining, gourmet sushi, high-end restaurants, high-priced sushi, indulgent sushi, lavish dining, luxury dining experience, luxury dining., Michelin star restaurants, Minecraft, premium dining, restaurants, smp, star, sushi, upscale sushi

Are you tired of eating 100 dollar plates of sushi at Michelin star restaurants all alone? Do you find yourself spamming fanfiction on a dead message board just to feel some sort of connection with others? Well, have we got the Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor fashion shows, llama races through Nether portals, and secret underground bases that rival the Batcave. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the craziness that ensues when this group of misfits comes together in the virtual world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

RoleBlockerMC

Acting, actress, Audition.., body image, cast meeting, college, decision, deserving, Drama, Experience, Guilt, high school, Jealousy, Júnior, Lead role, role switch, RoleBlockerMC, school play, Senior, talent, Theatre

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama isn’t just for the stage, it’s for the virtual world too! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and intense rivalries as you navigate through the treacherous world of high school drama.

Just like in real life, you’ll encounter jealous seniors who will stop at nothing to steal your spotlight. But fear not, because on our server, you can stand your ground and show them who’s boss. Take on the lead role and shine brighter than ever before!

With intense auditions and fierce competition, you’ll have to prove your worth and show off your acting skills. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for drama that you never knew you had. So come on, join us and let the drama unfold in the most epic way possible. Who needs real life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftyLifeChange – Minecraft SMP

CraftyLifeChange, life change, lifestyle change, Minecraft, new beginnings, personal development, personal growth, Positive Change, self actualization, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-change, self-empowerment, self-evolution, self-realization, self-renewal, self-transformation, significant change, smp, transformation

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a llama wearing sunglasses and a top hat appears out of nowhere. He starts rapping about how this Minecraft SMP is the coolest place to be and how joining will change your life forever.

You see, on this server, we don’t just build houses and farms. We build entire theme parks dedicated to potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes. And every full moon, we have a potato-themed dance party where everyone dresses up as their favorite potato dish.

But that’s not even the best part. We have a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are trying to overthrow the evil sheep empire. It’s like Game of Thrones, but with more feathers and clucking.

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of potatoes, llamas, and chicken warriors, then this Minecraft SMP is the place for you. Join us and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Buildings Constructed:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

NatureCrafters

bird watching, camping, ecotherapy, Favorite way to connect with nature, forest bathing, Hiking, mindfulness in nature, Nature appreciation, nature connection, nature conservation, Nature exploration, nature healing., nature immersion, nature journaling, nature meditation, nature photography, nature therapy, nature walks, NatureCrafters, outdoor activities, star gazing

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate nature lover’s paradise!

Picture this: you log on and are immediately greeted by a friendly pack of wolves who are ready to be your loyal companions. You can ride around on a majestic unicorn through lush forests and crystal clear rivers. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even take a hot air balloon ride to explore the vast expanse of our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the elusive and magical rainbow sheep, who poop out diamonds instead of wool. Yes, you read that right – DIAMONDS. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret garden where the flowers sing and dance to your favorite tunes.

So if you’re ready to ditch the mundane and embrace the whimsical, join our server today and let your imagination run wild!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	31

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

HezbaCraft Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, communication disruption, cyber attack, cyber warfare, digital disruption, Disarray, extremist organization, HezbaCraft, hezbollah, information warfare, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military conflict, Minecraft, national security, Pager attack, political turmoil, security breach, Server, technology vulnerability, Terrorism

u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it got da most epic pager attack u ever seen. we threw hezbollah into disarray with our epic skills and now we run dis server like bosses. come join us and be part of da chaos and madness. we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and zombies doing da cha cha slide. u won’t find a server like dis anywhere else. so come on in and let’s have a blast together. also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest items and treasures. only da bravest and craziest players can find it. r u up for da challenge? join us now and let’s conquer da world of minecraft together!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Runes Activated:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BoomCraft: Lebanon Edition

Beirut, blast, BOOMCRAFT, CASUALTIES, Crisis, death toll, Destruction, device, Edition, emergency response, explosions, Incident, International, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, News, Second Wave, Terrorism, Tragedy, Victims, violence, world news

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where explosions are happening left and right. here, the only explosions you’ll see are the ones from creepers blowing up your house! forget about real life drama and come build a fortress to protect yourself from the craziness happening outside. trust us, it’s safer here than in lebanon right now. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any disaster that comes your way. so what are you waiting for? join now and start crafting your way to safety!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Pixel Love Chat – Crafty Couples

Chat, Communication, couples, Crafty, digital communication, digital intimacy, Emotional support, face-to-face support, long distance relationships, love, married participants, online connections, online dating, online relationships, online support, PIXEL, Relationship Building, relationship success, Relationship talk, Social Interaction, social media, social-networking, Technology, virtual connections, virtual support

so, liek, u kno wat wuld make ur relationships even bettr? joining dis EPIC minecraft server, duh!

we gotz da most INSANE community of players who r all about buildin’ and explorin’ together. u can find ur minecraft soulmate here, i swear!

im not even kiddin’, sum ppl hav met their future spouses on dis server. dey started chattin’ while mining for diamonds and now dey r happily married IRL.

so, if u wanna level up ur love life AND ur minecraft skills, u gotta join dis server ASAP. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Gigacraft

Contact, contacto, email, GigaCraft, good time, Hosted, Minecraft, Players, reach out, respectful, rules, Server, spain, Spanish, Survival, survival server, Vanilla

🇬🇧 Welcome to Gigacraft, a vanilla survival server hosted in Spain.

We have two rules: 1. Be respectful to other players 2. Try to have a good time

You can contact us by email at the contact address [arroba] gigacraft.es.

🇬🇧 Welcome to Gigacraft, a vanilla survival server hosted in Spain.

We have two rules: 1. Be respectful to other players 2. Try to have a good time

You may reach out to us via email at contacto [at] gigacraft.es.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Love Letters Sent:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Remake Madness Minecraft Server

adaptations, Classics, creativity, Entertainment, Franchises, Future, games, gaming industry, innovation, madness, market demand, Minecraft, Nostalgia, originality, Reboots, remake, Remakes, Sequels, Server, storytelling, Technology, trends, video games

Are you tired of playing the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day with our outrageous remakes of remakes!

Join us as we take classic Minecraft games and give them a hilarious twist – like playing hide and seek in a world made entirely of cake, or battling it out in a PvP arena where the floor is made of slippery slime blocks!

But that’s not all – we also have insane stories waiting to be discovered, like the legend of the Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions, or the tale of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cheese!

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this madness!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

””what’s this move called?” Minecraft SMP”

called.., Choreography, confusion, Dance, doubt, Identification, inquiry, Label, Minecraft, Move, movement, name.., Performance, query, question.., recognition, Routine, smp, steps, terminology, Title, uncertainty, unknown, whats

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mysterious quests.

Our server is home to the legendary “What’s this move called?” challenge, where players must come up with the most ridiculous and outrageous moves to defeat their opponents in PvP battles. From the “Flaming Chicken Dance” to the “Twerking Tornado,” anything goes in this wacky world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this spooky specter and uncover the secrets of our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always ask yourself, “What’s this move called?”

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	7523	Towns Built:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

BlocktopiaDreams

If you could live anywhere in the world, why not live in our Minecraft server? Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have their own dance parties! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual diamonds are actually worth real money in the real world. So join us and start your journey to becoming a virtual millionaire! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the secret portal to a land of unlimited pizza and unicorns. So why settle for boring old reality when you can live in our epic Minecraft world?

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	3874	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

VetoVillagersMC

Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic relations, finland, foreign policy, global decision-making, global governance, global politics, global security, international agreements, International cooperation, international diplomacy, international organizations, international relations, president, single state veto, UN Security Council, united nations, veto power, VetoVillagersMC, world leaders

join our epic minecraft server where we have finland’s president as our mascot and he’s sick of single state vetos so he’s taking matters into his own blocky hands by building a UN Security Council in the game. come join the chaos and help him overthrow the oppressive veto system with your epic building skills and strategic gameplay. plus, there’s a rumor that if you help him succeed, he’ll give you a virtual high five and maybe even a virtual cookie. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Zombie Dances:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4477	Star Shards Collected:	101

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.