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Wild Kemono Friends 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, chances, COMEBACK, Community, Disappointment, discussion, fanbase, Fandom, Franchise, Friends, Hope, Kemono, kemono friends, Revival, Rumors, series, speculation, Support, uncertainty, Wild

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3211
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Gods Slained:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	7589	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Bruh, forget about that lame Kemono Friends, join our Minecraft server instead! We got pixelated animals that actually do cool stuff like dance the Macarena and sing Taylor Swift songs.

And get this, our server has a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and zombies. It’s like a rave in the Nether, but with less fire and more glowstone.

Plus, we have custom-built roller coasters that go through the End dimension and past a dragon’s lair. It’s like Six Flags on steroids, bro.

So ditch the dead anime and come join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and craziness. Who needs Kemono Friends when you can have blocky buddies and epic adventures?

Spoil My Minecraft SMP with Manga Series

chibi, goofy, Hit, issue 14, Manga, manga art style, manga characters, manga climax, manga genre, manga humor, manga plot, manga series, Manga spoilers, manga storyline, manga twists, Minecraft, mum, series, smp, Spoil, spoilers, stopped reading, umaru

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4138
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Void Armor Forged:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing getting spoiled is your fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that manga series you mentioned.

Our server is so epic, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the crazy shenanigans happening. We’ve got secret underground bases, diamond armor fashion shows, and even a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who thinks he’s a knight in shining armor.

And don’t worry about missing out on any manga spoilers here – our players are too busy building giant statues of anime characters and reenacting their favorite scenes with pixel art. Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they make that time when the protagonist accidentally turned his mom into a chibi Umaru look like child’s play.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only thing getting spoiled is your appetite for adventure!

Minecraft MiseryLand

Bleak, DEPRESSING, Desolate, dismal, distressing, dreary, Experience, Forlorn, gloomy, heart-wrenching, Melancholy, Minecraft, miserable place, MiseryLand, Pitiful, Somber, sorrowful, travel, Unfortunate, Unhappy, worst place, Wretched

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8669
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Emeralds Found:	1979	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Have you ever been to a Minecraft server so boring that even the creepers fell asleep? Well, not anymore! Join our server and say goodbye to boredom forever!

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out on weekends. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a roller coaster that takes you straight to the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. Join us and become a knight of the Chicken King, fighting off evil cows and sheep with your trusty sword made of enchanted bacon.

So, if you’re tired of mundane Minecraft servers and want to experience the craziest adventures of your life, join us now! Who knows, you might even find a hidden portal to a land of infinite diamonds and cake.

UkraineCraft2020

administration, Allies, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, international relations, military aid, military support, nato, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, solidarity, transatlantic partnership, trump, Ukraine, UkraineCraft2020, united states

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	430
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Secret Passages Found:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2

so, like, this server is totally epic, just like trump telling europe he’s got ukraine’s back, bro. we got crazy battles and wars happening all the time, just like in real life. join us and be part of the action, man. plus, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. it’s like a real-life conspiracy, dude. so come on, join us and be part of the madness. you won’t regret it, i promise.

SibCraft: Bonded Minds

Adulthood, better cognitive functioning, Bonded, brain health, Childhood, cognitive health, Emotional support, family relationships, frequent contact, healthy aging, Lifelong connections, long-term effects, mental health, Minds.., old age, older adults, positive impact, positive interactions, SibCraft, sibling bonds, Siblings, Social Connections, study

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1436
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

so, like, if u wanna keep ur brain all smart and stuff when u old, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, it’s been scientifically proven that if u have good times with ur siblings when u small, ur brain will be all sharp when u old. so, like, come join this server and make some sibling-like bonds with ur minecraft buddies, and u gonna be a genius when u old. plus, like, u gotta stay in touch with ur siblings even when u grown up, so, like, stay connected on this server and keep ur brain all healthy and stuff. trust me, it’s science.

dnmc

activities, airdrops, B Ward, cells, commissary, Cosmetics, Discord, dnmc, Fishing, Guards, mine, nostalgic, Npcs, patarhd, Prison, Progression, PVP Events, Quests, Roleplay, Showcase, warzone, Website

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	464
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Buildings Constructed:	27
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Server Overview

Server Information
IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features:

Classic Prison
PvP Events
Non-P2W
Cosmetics

Activities & Progression:

Cells
Quests
Commissary
Fishing
Guards (coming soon)

For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord:

Website: https://dnmc.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB

PatarHD’s showcase: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRu3g9ruKgM

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players.
Are there any PvP events?	Yes, you can participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Can I farm gems in the prison?	Yes, you can grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage in your cell.
What special items can I sell at the Commissary?	You can sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Are there any rare rewards while fishing?	Yes, you can unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.

True Crafters Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Authenticity, Bond, brotherhood, Community, Crafters, culture, family, genuine, Honor, Integrity, loyalty, niggas, Only, pride, real, Realm, Respect, solidarity, street, tradition, True, Trust, Unity

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	504
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	19
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	2420
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Yo, listen up fam, dis Minecraft server be poppin’ off like fireworks on the Fourth of July. We got creepers droppin’ it low, skeletons breakin’ it down, and zombies tryna hit the dab.

If you ain’t afraid to throw hands with some Endermen or challenge a pack of wolves to a dance battle, then this server is where you belong, my dude.

We got custom mods that’ll make your head spin faster than a pig in a tornado. And don’t even get me started on the loot – we got diamonds for days, baby!

So if you think you got what it takes to survive in this crazy world of blocky madness, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Real niggas only, no scrubs allowed. Let’s get this party started! 🎉🔥🎮

Minecraft SMP: > Drumpf’ed

controversial, current events, drumpf, drumpfed, election, fake news, funny, humor, meme, Minecraft, Parody, political humor, Political satire, Politics, president, satire, smp, social commentary, trending, trump, Trumped, viral

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	308
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: a land where giant chickens roam free, creepers wear top hats, and every block is made of cheese. Our server is like a fever dream come to life, with crazy events happening every day. Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil villagers? We got you covered. How about a game of parkour where the floor is lava and the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato? It’s all possible on our server.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with hilarious and friendly players who are always up for a good time. We have regular costume parties, dance-offs, and even a secret underground disco club where the zombies are the DJs.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other. Just remember, on our server, anything goes. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

EcoDisasterCraft

air pollution, carbon emissions, climate change, Deforestation, EcoDisasterCraft, ecological imbalance, environmental degradation, global warming, greenhouse gases, habitat destruction, human impact on the environment, industrialization, natural resource depletion, ocean acidification, overpopulation, plastic pollution, Pollution, species extinction, urbanization, waste management, water pollution

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4359
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Climate change? Nope. Political corruption? Guess again. The real answer is boring old reality! But fear not, for on our Minecraft server, you can escape the dullness of everyday life and dive headfirst into a world of endless possibilities and pure chaos.

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a land where pigs can fly, creepers can breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party thrown by a wealthy leprechaun. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to take up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the cows. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of ninja rabbits.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for a journey that will make Alice’s trip to Wonderland look like a stroll in the park.

TigerCraft30: Changbai Revival

Amur leopard, Amur Tigers, animal reintroduction, Biodiversity, Changbai, Changbai Mountains, Changbai Nature Reserve, conservation efforts, conservation success, ecosystem preservation, Endangered species, environmental conservation, habitat restoration, Revival, Siberian tigers, species reintroduction, tiger population, TigerCraft30, wildlife comeback, wildlife conservation, wildlife habitat, wildlife protection, wildlife sanctuary

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7299
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Enchantments Applied:	196
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ AFTER 30 YEARS, AMUR TIGERS RETURN TO CHANGBAI MOUNTAINS AND DEY WANNA PLAY MINECRAFT WID U! DEY BUILDIN TIGER HOUSES AND HUNTIN CREEPERS LIKE A BOSS. U CAN RIDE DEM TIGERS AND GO ON EPIC ADVENTURES ACROSS DA SERVER. PLUS, DEY GIVE U SPECIAL TIGER ARMOR DAT MAKES U INVINCIBLE. SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE DA TIGERS GET BORED AND LEAVE AGAIN! #TIGERPOWER #MINECRAFTSAFARI

Pandemic Pixel Pals

24 countries, causes of death, Covid-19, data analysis, effects, epidemiology, global impact, health crisis, healthcare systems, international study, Leverhulme Centre for Demographic Science, long-term effects, mortality rates, PALS, pandemic, PIXEL, public health, public policy, research findings, researchers, Significant, statistical analysis

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8545
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Buildings Constructed:	39	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got scientists from the Leverhulme Centre for Demographic Science studying how COVID-19 is affecting deaths in 24 freakin’ countries! Like, who knew a virus could have such a wild impact on Minecraft players, right? Join now to see if you can survive the pandemic in the game and become the ultimate survivor! Plus, we got secret potions that can protect you from any virus mobs trying to take you down. Don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and become a COVID-19 warrior in Minecraft!

VANILLA SURVIVAL 20+ Minecraft server

1685, 20, 2764955350, 4200, 6495, 8145, 877, banner, description, GIF, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, OWNER, personal account, RU, Server, Servers, Storage, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2737
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Buildings Constructed:	49	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

The owner of the VANILLA SURVIVAL 20 server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

5p.vanilla-box.ru

Hotdog Water

5FwnHSYHex, Allowed, bed TP, Cheating, Discord, discord.gg, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hotdog, Ip:, Java 1.21, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, Water, Website

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	771
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Void Gems Collected:	35	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Server Name	Hotdog Water
Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
No cheating or hacking.

Join Now:

IP: play.hotdogwater.dog
Website: https://hdw.dog
Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server? A: Yes, griefing is allowed on the server.
Q: Can I use hacks or cheats? A: No, cheating or hacking is not allowed on the server.
Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay? A: There are no restrictions, but certain features like random teleport and land claim are not available.

India Funny Accent 1.20.3

1.20.3, accent, Accents, comedy, CONTENT, Cultural, Diversity, Entertainment, funny, humor, Impressions.., India, indian accent, internet, mimicry, ONLINE, Posts, reading, social media, trending, Video, viral

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4030
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	282	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Hey bro, do you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s like, totally lit? Like, imagine a world where you can build your own crazy creations and battle it out with other players! It’s like the Hunger Games meets Legos on steroids, dude.

And get this, there’s like, secret underground caves filled with treasure and monsters that will make you pee your pants. But don’t worry, you can team up with other players to take them down and steal all their loot. It’s like a virtual heist, but with blocks and swords instead of guns and cash.

Plus, the admins on this server are like, super chill and always hosting epic events like build battles and parkour challenges. You’ll never be bored, bro. So come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!

Clear As Day Slavs Minecraft SMP

Ancestry, asian, assimilation, clear, culture, Day, Diversity, eastern europe, ethnicity, eurasian, genetics, heritage, History, Identity, integration, Migration, Minecraft, Modernization, multicultural, Origins, slavs, smp, society, Traditional

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6172
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious SMP you’ll ever join!

Picture this: a land where pigs fly, cows wear sunglasses, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding. Our server is like a never-ending comedy show where the only rule is to have fun!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens, participate in llama racing tournaments, or even build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft adventures of your life? Come join us and let the chaos begin!