HotTakesOnly – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2853
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being judged for your looks in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing that matters is how well you can build a dirt house! No more worrying about being conventionally hot, because in our world, the only thing that’s hot is our lava pits!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense mining competitions for the rarest diamonds, and don’t forget about our weekly fashion shows where the best dressed player wins a crown made of glowstone!

So if you’re tired of being judged by society’s standards of beauty, come join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing that matters is how many creepers you can blow up in one night!

Ethereal Quests 1.21

attraction, DATING, double standards, equality, Ethereal, Expectations, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Men, modern society, Quests, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Women

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1081
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	363	Secret Passages Found:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!

CryCraft: Not Very Often

coping mechanisms, CryCraft, crying, emotional expression, emotional health, emotional honesty, emotional processing, emotional release, emotional well being, emotions, Honesty, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5802
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Do you cry more than you mine in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its awesomeness. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few tears of laughter. So come on, grab your pickaxe and tissues, and join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there!

CarbonCraft2025

#sustainability, carbon accounting, carbon allocation, carbon allowance, carbon budget, carbon consumption, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon management, carbon neutrality, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, CarbonCraft2025, climate change, climate crisis, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, wealthy individuals, World’s richest

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4058
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

come join our minecraft server where we have the world’s richest players who have used up their carbon budget in just 10 days! watch as they build giant mansions made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, emitting greenhouse gases like there’s no tomorrow. but don’t worry, our server is eco-friendly because we have virtual trees that absorb all the excess carbon dioxide. join us for a wild ride of luxury and environmental destruction, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

Côte d’Ivoire Crafty Parasites

Albendazole, Combination Treatment, cote, Cote d’Ivoire, Crafty, d’ivoire, Human Patients, Ivermectin, Low Sensitivity, Novel Species, PARASITES, trichuriasis, Trichuris incognita

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5888
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

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oN thIs sErver, yOu cAn fInd tHe mOst ePic bUilds aNd tHe cOolest pLayErs arOund. wE’vE gOt mOre dIamonds thAn yOu cAn cOunt aNd mOre eNchantments thAn yOu cAn sHake a sTick aT!

bUt wHat rEally sEts uS aPart iS oUr cRaZy cOmmunity. wE’vE gOt pLayErs frOm aRound tHe wOrld, iNcluding sOme fRom côte d’ivoire! yOu nEver kNow wHat kInd Of aDventures yOu’ll hAve oN oUr sErver.

sO cOme jOin uS aNd eXperience tHe mOst oUtRageous, oUtlandish, aNd oUt Of tHis wOrld MiNeCraft sErver yOu’ll eVer sEe. yOu wOnt rEgret iT, pRomise!

Vanilla Survival Minecraft server

Adventure, blocks, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, java, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PC, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8124
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

The owner of the “Vanilla Survival” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Mainkrot.aternos.me

Pixel Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, 93302993, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4399
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Alien Abductions:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness all over your screen!

I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a freakin’ paradise for players who are tired of getting their butts kicked by those green jerks.

And get this, on this server, diamonds literally rain from the sky! You just stand there with your mouth open like a derp and watch as the bling bling falls into your inventory. It’s like winning the lottery, but without all the boring numbers and stuff.

Oh, and did I mention that the pigs can fly on this server? Yeah, you heard me right. Pigs. Freakin’. Fly. So if you’ve ever dreamed of riding a bacon-powered jetpack, this is the place for you.

So what are you waiting for, bro? Come join us on this Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of insanity and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares, right? YOLO!

GFvsBFFs: NoRegrets

abusive ex, Accountability, AITAH, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Emotional healing, forgiveness, Friends, GFvsBFFs, Girlfriend, Honesty, noregrets, personal growth, reconciliation, relationships, self improvement, social settings, Support, Therapy, Trust

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8043
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal just like in a soap opera.

Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your best friend steals them all and runs off into the sunset. But wait, there’s more! Your ex-girlfriend shows up with her new boyfriend, causing chaos and drama among your friends. Will you forgive her or join forces with your friends to take her down?

With over 20+ players, you’ll never run out of drama on our server. Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember, drama llama is always watching!

BlockAddictz

addiction, Behavior, BlockAddictz, compulsion, coping mechanism, cravings, dependency, habits, mental health, Obsession, Psychological, Recovery, relapse prevention, self-control, substance abuse, Support, Therapy, Treatment, triggers, withdrawal symptoms

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8621
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Emeralds Found:	8057
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you addicted to building epic structures in Minecraft? Are you addicted to trolling your friends by hiding TNT traps in their houses? Are you addicted to collecting every single type of block in the game, even if it means spending hours mining underground?

Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all your addictions! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding on flying pigs, and even befriending a pet dragon who will help you conquer your enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you manage to find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in all your Minecraft addictions in the most outrageous and hilarious ways possible!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

armored vehicles, assault, CarCraft, Civilian Cars, Combat, Conflict, Defense, Equipment, Military, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, military vehicles, Minecraft, russian military, Russian troops, SECURITY, Server, Shortage, Shortage of Vehicles, troop deployment, Vehicle Shortage, War

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	174
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a shortage of armored vehicles just like the russian troops! but don’t worry, we got you covered with civilian cars for all your assaulting needs. drive into battle like a boss and show those creepers who’s boss. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself drives a pink convertible and will give you a ride if you ask nicely. so what are you waiting for? hop on this crazy train of chaos and fun!

WifeStareCraft: SundayFunday

Commitment, corporate culture, Dedication, employee satisfaction, employee well-being, employee work ethics, family time, L&T chairman, leadership, long hours, productivity, SundayFunday, Time management, weekend work, WifeStareCraft, work culture, work demands, work expectations, work on Sunday, work pressure, work schedule, work-life balance

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4923
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Gaza TraumaCraft – 64K RIP

30 June 2024, 64k, 7 October 2023, CASUALTIES, children, Conflict, death rate, emergency response, gaza, Healthcare, humanitarian crisis, MIDDLE EAST, mortality rate, older people, Population, public health, RIP, study, TraumaCraft, traumatic injury, violence, War, Women

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6844
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s LIT AF! We got more action than a TNT explosion in a creeper convention!

Our server is so wild, it’s like surviving a zombie apocalypse while riding a roller coaster made of diamond blocks. We got more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether, and more surprises than finding a hidden chest full of enchanted gear.

Join now and be part of the madness! We’ve got more fun than a pig in a mud bath, more excitement than a skeleton in a bow and arrow competition. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some memories that will make Herobrine jealous!

Streamer SMP

1.20.1, 224 mods, apply, collaboration, Community, Discord, Fan, form, gameplay, Join, kitchensink pack, Modded, modified minecraft, Modpack, multiplayer, questions, Server, Server Events, Server Rules, smp, Streamer, Whitelist

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5236
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Potions Brewed:	176	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
The server is whitelist only, has 224 mods and is on Minecraft version 1.20.1. It is a moderately modified kitchensink pack.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	To join the server, use the discord link provided: Streamer SMP Fan Discord (Form to join is here)
Is the server open to everyone?	No, the server is whitelist only.
What mods are included in the pack?	There are 224 mods included in the pack.
What version of Minecraft is the server running on?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.20.1.

Visage Battle 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aesthetics, Appearance, Artificial Intelligence, attractiveness, battle, beauty, Body, body image, debate, Enhancement, face, facial recognition, Features, HUMANOID, IMPORTANCE, Perception, Physical, Preferences, robotics, Robots, Technology, visage

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6870
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, we debate the most important question of our time – do robots care more about having a bomb-ass face or a thicc body?

Imagine rolling up to this server and being greeted by a bunch of robots with flawless faces and banging bodies. It’s like a futuristic robot beauty pageant up in here! And you get to be a part of it, bro!

So, if you wanna hang out with some sexy robots and ponder the deep philosophical questions of our time, then this Minecraft server is the place to be. Don’t miss out, join now and let the robot beauty debates begin!

PupperPurge Minecraft Server

animal welfare, back legs, compassion, difficult conversations, dog behavior, dog health, dog love, dog owner, Empathy, EUTHANASIA, incontinence, Labrador, Medications, Minecraft, mobility issues, panting, pet care, pet ownership, PupperPurge, quality of life, Server, Support, Tough Decisions

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5239
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Void Armor Forged:	24	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Runes Activated:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as this poor lab’s life? Look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re rushing around with your butt on the ground just to keep up!

Join us and experience the thrill of dragging your legs under you as you explore our crazy world. Our server is so intense, you’ll be panting after every short walk from room to room – just like this lab!

But wait, there’s more! We have pee pads scattered all over the server for your convenience, because you’ll be so excited to play that you won’t want to take a break. And don’t worry about drinking water, we’ve got snow in a bowl for you just like this poor dog!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as miserable and chaotic as this lab’s life, join us now! Just be prepared for some unexpected surprises, like the occasional spat of pooping blood… it’s all part of the fun!

BlockBusterNeighbors

Access, Adults, aita, bizarre behavior, BlockBusterNeighbors, building management, child, Confrontation, fire code, front door, Lease Violation, neighbors, NYC, polite request, property management, small building, stroller, Threats, umbrella stroller

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4742
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Divine Spears Created:	29	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Secret Passages Found:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have any neighbors storing strollers in front of your virtual door! 🚫👶🏼🍼

Join us and experience a world where fire codes are actually followed and you can come and go from your blocky apartment in peace. No bizarre confrontations with angry moms on speaker phone here! 📞😂

Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life and build your dream virtual world without any pesky strollers blocking your way. So come on in, grab your virtual umbrella stroller, and let’s have some fun! 🌟🎮 #MinecraftLife #NoStrollerDrama #VirtualEscape