HotTakesOnly – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1566
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Magic Items Found:	7144

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being judged for your looks in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing that matters is how well you can build a dirt house! No more worrying about being conventionally hot, because in our world, the only thing that’s hot is our lava pits!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense mining competitions for the rarest diamonds, and don’t forget about our weekly fashion shows where the best dressed player wins a crown made of glowstone!

So if you’re tired of being judged by society’s standards of beauty, come join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing that matters is how many creepers you can blow up in one night!

Sky and Serene Isles 1.20.3

1.20.3, Isles, Serene, SKY

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	216
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Dragons Tamed:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Himmel and Heiter are like the ultimate duo of chaos and destruction? Like, they did nothing wrong, but everything right in the world of blocky adventures! Join this server if you wanna experience the wildest ride of your life, where the only rule is to have no rules at all! Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this madness of epic proportions! Let’s gooooo!

PainfulPunchline – Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Cruel, Cutting, Devastating, emotional, Harsh, HEARTBREAK, Heartbreaking, hurtful, insensitive, Minecraft, PAINFUL, painful conversations, painful experiences, painful memories, painful past, painful quotes, painful relationships, painful truths, painful words, PainfulPunchline, smp, Words

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7412
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	360
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Gods Slained:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SMP FOR THE MOST EPIC AND INSANE FUN EVER! We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts, and unicorns that poop out diamonds! Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who will make sure you have the time of your life. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items that only the bravest players can find. So come join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

CraftMastersGuild

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2797
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Dimension Hops:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of mining for hours on end in Minecraft just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have diamond-filled caves that literally rain diamonds on you as soon as you step foot inside!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a team of trained pigs that will do all the mining for you while you sit back and relax in your virtual mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our server and live the life of luxury in Minecraft like never before! Who needs to mine when you can have everything handed to you on a silver platter (or in this case, a diamond platter)?

Sunblock City

10. skin health, 11. sun care products, 12. sun damage, 13. sun exposure, 14. broad spectrum, 15. sunblock lotion, 16. sun protection cream, 17. sun protection factor, 18. sun protection spray, 19. sun protection for sensitive skin, 2. sunscreen, 20. sun protection for children., 3. sun protection, 4. skincare, 5. UV protection, 6. sun safety, 7. sunblock, 8. SPF, 9. sunburn prevention, city, Coppertone, Sunblock

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2380
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	492
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	165	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

lol come join our minecraft server, where we make sunscreen that makes the sun go away! yep, you heard right, no more sunburns or tans, just pure darkness all day long.

we started off making sunscreen to make you look like a lobster, but then we thought, why not make it so the sun doesn’t even touch you at all? genius, right?

so if you want to play minecraft in eternal darkness and never worry about the sun again, join us on our server. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Migration Turbine Trouble

Bat, bat deaths, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, curtailment, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Females, France, long-distance migrants, Migration, migration patterns, mortality, NE Europe, noctule bats, renewable energy, study, Trouble, Turbine, Urgent, wildlife, wildlife protection, wind turbines

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2979
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Emeralds Found:	908
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Farms Harvested:	726
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Potions Brewed:	167
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

join our epic minecraft server and save the bats from wind turbines! we have a special quest where you have to build giant fans to blow the bats away from danger. but be careful, some bats are actually secret agents trying to take over the world! defeat them and save the day, all while building the coolest base in the land. come join us and be a bat-saving hero! 🦇💨🦸‍♂️ #SaveTheBats #MinecraftMadness

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4136
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Farms Harvested:	234
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8173
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3570
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Animals Bred:	78	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8311
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4697	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7323
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5899	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3395
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Enchantments Applied:	114

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Ethereal Quests 1.21

attraction, DATING, double standards, equality, Ethereal, Expectations, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Men, modern society, Quests, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Women

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4311
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	253
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!

CryCraft: Not Very Often

coping mechanisms, CryCraft, crying, emotional expression, emotional health, emotional honesty, emotional processing, emotional release, emotional well being, emotions, Honesty, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5810
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Alien Abductions:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123	Falling into the Void:	1

Do you cry more than you mine in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its awesomeness. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few tears of laughter. So come on, grab your pickaxe and tissues, and join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there!

CarbonCraft2025

#sustainability, carbon accounting, carbon allocation, carbon allowance, carbon budget, carbon consumption, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon management, carbon neutrality, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, CarbonCraft2025, climate change, climate crisis, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, wealthy individuals, World’s richest

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8798
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	833808	Holy Grails Found:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	23

come join our minecraft server where we have the world’s richest players who have used up their carbon budget in just 10 days! watch as they build giant mansions made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, emitting greenhouse gases like there’s no tomorrow. but don’t worry, our server is eco-friendly because we have virtual trees that absorb all the excess carbon dioxide. join us for a wild ride of luxury and environmental destruction, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

Côte d’Ivoire Crafty Parasites

Albendazole, Combination Treatment, cote, Cote d’Ivoire, Crafty, d’ivoire, Human Patients, Ivermectin, Low Sensitivity, Novel Species, PARASITES, trichuriasis, Trichuris incognita

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5581
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Magic Items Found:	6931	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

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oN thIs sErver, yOu cAn fInd tHe mOst ePic bUilds aNd tHe cOolest pLayErs arOund. wE’vE gOt mOre dIamonds thAn yOu cAn cOunt aNd mOre eNchantments thAn yOu cAn sHake a sTick aT!

bUt wHat rEally sEts uS aPart iS oUr cRaZy cOmmunity. wE’vE gOt pLayErs frOm aRound tHe wOrld, iNcluding sOme fRom côte d’ivoire! yOu nEver kNow wHat kInd Of aDventures yOu’ll hAve oN oUr sErver.

sO cOme jOin uS aNd eXperience tHe mOst oUtRageous, oUtlandish, aNd oUt Of tHis wOrld MiNeCraft sErver yOu’ll eVer sEe. yOu wOnt rEgret iT, pRomise!