HotTakesOnly – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MomzWeddingNoPlusOne

Boundaries, ceremony, Commitment, Communication, compromise, family dynamics, family only, hurt feelings, Intimacy, loyalty, Marriage, MomzWeddingNoPlusOne, partner, personal choice, relationships, Respect, stepdad, Support, Tension, VALUES, Wedding

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6495
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30

Are you tired of drama in your family like this poor soul? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life family feuds!

Join our server and leave all your family drama behind. No more awkward weddings where you have to choose between your mom and your partner. On our server, everyone is welcome, even if they’re not blood-related!

Plus, on our server, you can build your own virtual family with your friends and create your own drama-free world. Who needs a stepdad drama when you can have a virtual pet llama drama instead?

So come join us on our server and leave all your family troubles at the door. Because here, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first!

Wanderlust SMP: “Pixel Paradise”

Adventure, beautiful places, breathtaking landscapes, bucket list, dream destinations, exotic locations, Exploration, hidden gems, natural beauty., Paradise, picturesque spots, PIXEL, scenery, serene locations, smp, stunning views, travel, travel memories, vacation, Wanderlust, wanderlust inspiration, world wonders

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3881
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Dragons Tamed:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most lit place ever! Like, the spawn area is literally a rainbow castle made out of diamond blocks and there are unicorns running around everywhere. And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you bring him a stack of enchanted golden carrots.

But wait, it gets even crazier. There’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance when the sun goes down. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, you’ll be granted three wishes by a talking squid named Squishy.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BlockyTimeMachine

Advancements, BlockyTimeMachine, Civilization, critique, culture, Ethics, Evolution, Future, hindsight, History, Humanity, innovation, judgement, Legacy, MISTAKES, perspective, progress, Reflection, society, Technology, transformation

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9392
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Void Gems Collected:	40	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6314
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Emeralds Found:	9319	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Join our Minecraft server and be a part of history in the making! We have created a virtual world so epic, people from the future will look back and say, “I can’t believe they built that!”

Our server is home to the tallest tower made entirely of diamond blocks, guarded by a team of fearless llamas in diamond armor. Legend has it, if you can reach the top, you will be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground city filled with talking pigs who have mastered the art of salsa dancing. Join them for a dance-off and see if you can keep up!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and become a part of the craziest, most unbelievable world ever created in the history of gaming!

TibetanBoardingSchoolsCraft

authoritarianism, boarding schools, children’s rights, China, Chinese government, cultural genocide, Cultural preservation, displacement, education, families, forced assimilation, HUMAN RIGHTS, indoctrination, International Outcry, minority rights, separation, social control, Tibet, Tibetan children, TibetanBoardingSchoolsCraft, Trauma

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6191
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Star Shards Collected:	171	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

come join our minecraft server and help rescue the tibetan children from the evil chinese government! we have secret missions where you can sneak into the boarding schools and free the kids using your epic minecraft skills. plus, there are hidden treasures and rare loot to find along the way. join us and be a hero in the virtual world!

Fibre Bugs Fight E. coli!

Bacteria, Beans, bugs, Coli, diets, Digestive health, disease prevention, E.coli, fiber rich foods, fibre, Fight, gut microbiome, health, Healthy Eating, immune system, INFECTIONS, microbial diversity, nutrition, pneumonia, protective bacteria, VEGETABLES, whole grains

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4975
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	241	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Animals Bred:	67
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Crops Grown:	1753
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the bugs in your gut microbiome will be fighting off E. coli and pneumonia like they’re in a WWE match! eat more fibre and watch as your protective bacteria species grow stronger than ever before. veggies, beans, and whole grains are the key to success on this server – join now and become the ultimate gut warrior!

Sky Haven Isles 1.20.2

#youtube, 1.20.2, Achievements, Blonde Thief, bounty hunter, bunnygirl, Detective Pomu, Divegrass, Dokibird, Drift Away, Fanart Vault, Fly High, Haven, Heart of Gold, Isles, Joyful Laughter, Last Cup of Coffee, Memories, Selen Tatsuki, Shop, SKY, Smart Goon, Suggestions, The Final Heist, twitch, twitter, VOD

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8889
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	341	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Divine Spears Created:	27	Secret Passages Found:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Alien Abductions:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray-cray Minecraft server dedicated to the Blonde Thief turned Bounty Hunter with a heart of gold? She’s all about that joy and laughter, and you can join in on the fun!

Reasons to join: – We got a YouTube channel, Twitch channel, VOD channel, Twitter, and even a merch shop for all your Dokibird needs! – Check out her sick covers and original songs like “Drift Away” and “The Final Heist” – they’re lit, fam. – Dive into the Selen Tatsuki Archives for all the memories and achievements (they can’t take that away!) – Play Detective Pomu and the Tatsuki Manor Mystery – it’s like Nancy Drew but with more Minecraft vibes. – Don’t forget to check out the fanart vault and our Divegrass team page – we’re all about that community love. – And remember, don’t be a Dumb Goon – be a Smart Goon and ignore the drama! Just come chill with us and have a good time.

Join now for a wild ride that’ll make you question reality and regret nothing! Let’s get crafting, baby!

CousinCraft: Bridesmaid Edition

anxiety, attention seeking, baby shower, Bridesmaid, Communication, control, cousin, CousinCraft, Edition, EXCLUDED, family drama, Introvert, nephew, Niece, overwhelmed, people pleaser, sibling rivalry, sister-in-law, stress, Support, Theme, Wedding, wedding planning

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	885
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Hey there! Are you tired of boring weddings where the bride’s sister causes drama and demands strippers at the bachelorette party? Well, have no fear, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server for a wedding-themed adventure like no other. We promise no unexpected theme changes or controlling family members here. Plus, we have a special “Bridesmaid Battle” mini-game where you can settle any wedding party disputes in a fun and competitive way.

And don’t worry about feeling overwhelmed or stressed, because our server is all about relaxing and having a good time. We even have a virtual spa where you can unwind and destress before the big day.

So why wait? Join our server now and say “I do” to a wedding experience you’ll never forget! Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find your own virtual soulmate along the way.

GoodVibesOnlyMinecraftSMP

Altruism, compassion, emotional intelligence, Empathy, good person, GoodVibesOnlyMinecraftSMP, Kindness, mindfulness, personal growth, positive mindset, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self development, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, Selflessness

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5546
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join this lit Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready to flex your kindness muscles like never before. We out here spreading positivity and good vibes like it’s nobody’s business.

Imagine this, you join the server and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of villagers who are all like “Please help us, our crops are dying and our houses are falling apart.” And you, being the kind soul that you are, roll up your sleeves and start building them the sickest houses and planting the dopest crops.

But wait, it gets even crazier. One day, a bunch of creepers roll up trying to blow everything up, but you swoop in like a superhero and save the day. The villagers are all like “OMG, you’re our hero!” and they start throwing diamonds at you like confetti.

So yeah, if you wanna be a total boss in Minecraft and show off your good person skills, you gotta join this server. Plus, we have the dankest memes and the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s goooooo! 🚀🔥🤪

Emojicraft!

best emoji, emoji, emoji analysis, emoji choices, emoji discussion, emoji feedback, emoji list, emoji opinions, emoji options, emoji poll, emoji preferences, emoji rankings, emoji recommendations, emoji selection, emoji suggestions, emoji survey, emoji vote, EmojiCraft, favorite emoji, popular emoji, top emoji

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7893
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	308	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb.com! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. Plus, our emoji game is on point – we have the best emoji selection in all of Minecraft! Join us and find out which emoji reigns supreme in our epic emoji battles. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness and fun that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

PhageCraft: The Next Level

Analysis, bacteriophage, Breakthrough, composition analysis, discovery, Effective, genetic sequencing, Healthcare, infectious diseases, innovation, LEVEL, Medicine, microbiology, Microbiome, new type, PhageCraft, research, scientists, species, study, therapeutic phage cocktails, Treatment

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8887
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server, and BAM, you’re hit with the most insane adventure of your life. why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret.

rumor has it that this server is actually run by a group of mad scientists who have discovered a new type of bacteriophage that can, like, totally cure any illness in the game. no more pesky zombies or creepers messing with your vibe, dude.

but wait, there’s more. not only will you be saving the virtual world from disease, but you’ll also get to ride on giant chickens and battle evil unicorns. yeah, you heard me right. EVIL UNICORNS.

so, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the hero you were always meant to be. plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a bunch of crazy scientists who are basically wizards in lab coats? it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

Classic server on aternos Minecraft server

Aternos, classic, commands, Minecraft, rg, Server, Sethome, Simple, Small, Spawn, WELCOMES

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	721
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

The small server always welcomes everyone who comes to the server! there are commands like sethome, spawn, rg. simple server without anything like that

ClassicMCServer.aternos.me:11528

Kiss Me Enjoy Minecraft 1.21

adoration, Affection, affectionate, attraction, Connection, desire, devotion, Embrace, Enjoy, Happiness, infatuation, Intimacy, kiss, long-lasting love, love, Minecraft, Passion, relationship, romance, Smooch, tenderness

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6930
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1595
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Enchantments Applied:	57	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	16

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s gonna blow your mind!

First off, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can dance the cha-cha! I mean, who wouldn’t want to see that?

And don’t even get me started on the zombies. These guys are like the Michael Jackson of the undead world, they’ll moonwalk right into your base and steal your diamonds!

Oh, and did I mention the creepers? They’re not just blowing up your stuff, they’re blowing up the dance floor with their sick moves!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft server. You’ll be kissing me and loving every minute of it!

CraftyRoomie’s Minecraft Server

addressing racism, awkward conversations, calling out racism, challenging stereotypes, confronting friends, CraftyRoomies, cultural insensitivity, difficult conversations, Minecraft, problematic humor, racial dynamics, racial microaggressions, racial sensitivity, racial stereotypes, racist jokes, Server, social awareness, speaking out, standing up, uncomfortable jokes, uncomfortable situations, white fragility, white privilege

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6272
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero tolerance for racist jokes or any kind of discrimination! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who thought it would be funny to make a “joke” about turning someone into a black man overnight. But guess what? That player got banned faster than you can say “black magic”!

Join our server and experience a community where everyone is treated with respect and where racist jokes are as welcome as a creeper in your house. So come on in, build some epic structures, and leave the racism at the door. Trust us, you’ll have a blast!

BabyShowerDramaGoneWild

apologies, baby shower, BabyShowerDramaGoneWild, boss up, children, Delusional, domestic violence, emotional roller coaster, family, Guilt, healing, love, Moving, Potential, Pregnancy, self love, self-care, Threats, toxic relationship, Vulnerability

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7205
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Ores Mined:	5000
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than this story!

Our server is like a roller coaster of emotions, just like this pregnant player’s life. Cancelled baby showers, moving states, abusive partners – we’ve got it all! And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a partner who hits you and then blames you for everything. It’s a real treat, let me tell you.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get to experience the thrill of constantly questioning your life choices, just like this player. Should you stay with your toxic partner for the kids or should you boss up and leave? The possibilities are endless!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as this player’s relationship, join us now! Who needs a baby shower when you can have all this drama instead?

BlockBrokeMC

BlockBrokeMC, financial insecurity, financial struggles, living paycheck to paycheck, low-income, POVERTY, poverty awareness, poverty classification, poverty criteria, poverty cycle, poverty definition, poverty identification, poverty indicators, poverty levels, poverty line, poverty markers, poverty measurement, poverty signs, poverty statistics, poverty threshold, socioeconomic status

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	277
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

When you log onto our server and your character is wearing a cardboard box for armor and wielding a stick as a weapon. But fear not, because on our server, being poor is a badge of honor! Join us and experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombies with nothing but a potato and a dream.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode. They’ve heard the legends of players who can tame them and ride them into battle like a fiery green steed. Will you be one of those legendary players? Join us and find out!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures in all of Minecraft. From rainbow-colored unicorns to flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, you’ll never know what fantastical beast you’ll encounter next.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Who needs diamonds when you have a pet dragon that farts rainbows?

Players:	94/100	Votes:	9942
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7