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CovidCraft: China Edition

China, China’s responsibility, coronavirus, Covid origins, Covid-19, CovidCraft, data sharing, Data transparency, Edition, global health, health crisis, information sharing, International cooperation, investigation, origins investigation, pandemic, public health, transparency, virus origins, Who, World Health Organization

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	857
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2535
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Mines Excavated:	1555	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8027	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

LOL this server is like a mystery box of craziness, just like China not sharing their Covid origins data for five whole years! Join us and uncover the secrets of this wacky world where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. Who knows what you’ll find, maybe even the cure for the common blocky cold! So come on, don’t be a square, join us and let’s unravel the mysteries together!

Viral Ad Blitz Minecraft

ad campaign, advertising, audience engagement, audience reach, Blitz, brand awareness, Budget, commercials, companies, Competition, consumer behavior, creativity, Digital Marketing, Marketing, Minecraft, Promotion, roi, social media, strategic planning, super bowl, television, viral

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5647
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
New Chunks Explored:	937108	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

yo, u ever seen them super bowl ads? they spend all this cash on one ad but if they put that same energy into all their ads, they’d be famous af. imagine if they advertised our server like that, we’d have so many players we wouldn’t know what to do with them all. come join us and be part of the madness, we promise you won’t regret it. plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs. true story.

SCP SITE-19

Chat, Community, Discord, Events, facility, Lag, Longplay, Minecraft, OWNER, paid off, ping spikes, player-SCPs, Roleplay, Scp, Server, Session, Site19, surface area, Tasks, Underground, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7533
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Server Overview

Name	SITE-19 Roleplay Server
Description	“SITE-19” is a just released Minecraft RP server, where players can roleplay as members of the SCP Foundation. Features a large underground facility and surface area for gameplay events.
Server Type	Vanilla server with no lag or ping spikes
Owner	Owner has personally funded the server
Planned Events	Longplay full site roleplay sessions with player-SCPs and tasks
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the server?	The server is based on the SCP Foundation universe for roleplaying.
Is the server vanilla or modded?	The server is vanilla, ensuring smooth gameplay with no lag.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server using the provided link and follow the instructions.
Are there planned events on the server?	Yes, the server plans to host longplay full site roleplay sessions with player-SCPs and tasks.
Who funded the server?	The owner has personally funded the server for smooth operation.

Frost Haven Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, bargains, Clearance, Deals, DISCOUNTS, end of sale, frost, game purchases, Gaming, gaming deals, good games, Haven, Realms, Sales, savings, shopping, shopping satisfaction, shopping spree, video games, winter discounts, winter gaming, winter sale, winter season, winter shopping

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7510
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Buildings Constructed:	23
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Lol, forget those boring games, join our Minecraft server instead! It’s like a winter wonderland all year round, but with creepers and zombies instead of snowmen!

You won’t be disappointed, we have epic builds that will blow your mind and crazy minigames that will make you question reality. Plus, our community is full of hilarious trolls and meme lords, so you’ll never be bored.

So ditch those lame winter sales and come join the chaos on our Minecraft server. Who needs good games when you can have a blast with us?

StayCraftNYE – Quietly Epic!

Alone Time, comfort, contemplation, cozy night, Epic, holiday at home, introspection, introvert celebration, low-key holiday, mental health, mindfulness, peaceful celebration, quiet new years eve, Quietly, Reflection, Relaxation, sad, self-care, solitude, StayCraftNYE, staying in, Thoughts, Tranquility

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	728
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Are you tired of boring old New Year’s Eve parties with the same old countdown and lame fireworks? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we throw the wildest New Year’s Eve bash you’ve ever seen! Picture this: a giant creeper-shaped disco ball dropping at midnight, exploding into a shower of diamonds and emeralds! And instead of champagne, we toast with potions of invisibility! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic celebration. Join us and ring in the New Year in style!

XiPutinCraft Server: Moving Forward Hand in Hand

bilateral ties, China, collaboration, cooperation, Diplomacy, friendship, global politics, Hand, hand in hand, international relations, Moving, moving forward, mutual respect, Partnership, progress, russia, Server, solidarity, strategic alliance, Unity, Vladimir Putin, world leaders, Xi Jinping, XiPutinCraft

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3383
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	4314
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	264	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Void Gems Collected:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where china and russia are bffs and they build giant statues of xi and putin holding hands! u can be part of the fun and help them conquer the minecraft world with their epic building skills. join now for a chance to ride on a flying panda and battle against evil creepers with putin’s pet bear. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and let’s goooooooo!

CrimeaCraft: Drone Strike!

Black sea, Conflict, Crimea, CrimeaCraft, Defence Intelligence, Defense, drone, drone strike, historic strike, intelligence, Mi-8 Helicopter, Military, military technology, naval drone, russia, Russian, SECURITY, strike, Surveillance, Ukraine, Ukrainian Navy, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, WARFARE

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9664
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

lol, u ever wanted to be part of a server where u can blow up helicopters with drones? well u in luck cuz on this server, we got drones that can take down anything, even Russian helicopters in Crimea! join now and be part of the epic battles that will go down in history! who needs regular old Minecraft when u can be a part of this crazy action? come join us and be a part of the madness!

NeglectCraft: Adulting Edition

Adulthood, adulting, adverse health outcomes, association, childhood neglect, childhood trauma, Edition, intervention strategies, long-term effects, mental health, neglect prevention, NeglectCraft, physical health, preventative measures, protective adult, protective factors, public health, research, resilience, risk factors, social determinants of health, socioeconomic status, vulnerable populations

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9567
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

LOLZ, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a magical land where u can escape ur childhood neglect and become a rich mofo with a protective adult by ur side! Like, forget therapy, just play on dis server and all ur problems will disappear like a creeper in the sunlight. Plus, u can build ur own castle and rule over ur minions like a boss. So, what u waitin’ for? Join now and start livin’ ur best life in blocky paradise!

Mystic Coin Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, Alice Walton, Amancio Ortega, Bernard Arnault, bill gates, Carlos Slim Helu, Coin, elon musk, Francoise Bettencourt Meyers, jeff bezos, Jew money, Jewish Identification, Jim Walton, Larry Ellison, Larry Page, Mark Zuckerberg, Michael Bloomberg, Mukesh Ambani, mystic, Quest, Rob Walton, Sergey Brin, Steve Ballmer, Top 50 Richest People, warren buffett, Zhong Shanshan

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9024
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like the top 50 richest people in the world, but with a twist – we got a bunch of Jewish folks on the list! Like, Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, Mark Zuckerberg, and more! It’s like a Jewish billionaire paradise up in here, dude!

Join now and experience the overrepresentation factor of 110x! It’s like the Illuminati of Minecraft servers, but with more shekels and diamond blocks, ya feel me? Don’t miss out on the chance to build your empire alongside the chosen ones, bro! Let’s get this bread, but make it kosher!

MineBlownMovieMinds

Astonishing, Cinema, cinematic masterpiece, favorite movie, Incredible, jaw-dropping, mesmerizing, Mind Blowing, mind-bending, mind-blowing cinema, mind-blowing experience, mind-blowing film, mind-blowing movie, MineBlownMovieMinds, Movie, must see, must watch, Thought-provoking, top movie, unforgettable, unforgettable movie

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9249
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind harder than that movie where a bunch of talking animals save the world from an evil cheeseburger! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are as wacky as a llama wearing a top hat. So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience a movie-worthy adventure every time you log on? Grab your popcorn and get ready for the ride of your Minecraft life!

RedstoneWarfare

aggression, Allies, Conflict, cyber warfare, Defense, Diplomacy, european union, hybrid attacks, information warfare, international relations, Military, military intervention, nato, political strategy, Red Lines, RedstoneWarfare, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, united states, War

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9768
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	34	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have battles that make Russia’s ‘hybrid attacks’ look like child’s play! Our players are so skilled, they make NATO tremble in fear! We don’t just draw ‘red lines,’ we draw rainbows of destruction! Join us and witness the chaos unfold as we build, fight, and conquer like never before! Don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

👑REALLYWORLD👑🟨ALL ADMIN AND OPKA /OP🟨 Minecraft server

admins, ALL ADMIN, Allowed, Cheats, donation, Fly, free, Ip:, Minecraft, OPKA, OPKI, reallyworld, reallyworld.orgmc.pw, Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8872
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	63
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

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Dawntrail Fantasy XIV 1.21.1

1.21.1, 2025 Survival Tips, 7.15 Patch Notes, Balmung, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Empyreum, Excalibur, FANTASY, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, hot springs, Kabuki Lupin III., Lavender Beds, Lich, Light, Linkshells, malboro shirogane ward, Meet n Fuck Akemi, MEETUPS, New Year’s Neverending Starlight Celebration, NYE Meetup, primal, Resources, Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign, Sophia, Starlight Celebration, XIV

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8290
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Towns Built:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Animals Bred:	87	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4606

Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on steroids? We got more updates than a Redstone contraption and more events than a village festival!

Join us for our Starlight Celebration (Dec 16 to Dec 31) and Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign – it’s gonna be lit like a Nether portal!

We’ve got resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells that will make your diamond armor shine with envy.

And don’t even get me started on our meetups – Dec 31st, Jan 2nd, Jan 3rd, Jan 4th – we’re partying harder than a pack of wolves on a full moon night.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and meet n fuck Akemi in The Lavender Beds – it’s gonna be more fun than a pig race in the End dimension!

StrangerDanger in Minecraft SMP

chance encounter, chance meeting, Connection, Conversation, Curiosity, encounter, Engaging, Human Connection, INTERESTING, intriguing stranger, memorable, Minecraft, Mysterious, random encounter, serendipity, sharing, smp, storytelling, stranger, StrangerDanger, unexpected, unforgettable moment, Unique

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8163
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Towns Built:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Secret Passages Found:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I found this random player who was actually a secret agent in disguise, and he gave me a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword! It was so crazy but I did it and he gave me a secret code to unlock unlimited diamonds, it was lit AF!

And another time, I was building a giant statue of a potato (don’t ask why, I was feeling random lol) and this random stranger came up to me and challenged me to a build battle. We had to build the craziest roller coaster ever in 10 minutes and whoever had the most epic coaster won. I totally smoked him with my potato-themed roller coaster, it was so hilarious!

So yeah, if you want to have insane encounters with strangers and do the most random and epic things in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #PotatoRollerCoasterForTheWin #SecretAgentDiamondQuests

CraftyWebHub

best websites, CraftyWebHub, helpful websites, internet-tools, online resources, top websites, useful online tools, useful websites, web services, website directory, website discovery, website list, website ranking, website recommendations, website reviews, website search, website suggestions

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2492
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ores Mined:	3950
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Join our server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

Why join? Well, for starters, our server is home to the legendary “Chicken King” who rules over a kingdom of feathered friends with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a game of tic-tac-toe, you’ll be rewarded with endless riches and a chicken nugget crown.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive “Blocky Yeti” who roams the snowy mountains, challenging players to epic snowball fights for a chance to win enchanted snow boots that make you glide across the ice like a penguin on steroids.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few exploding sheep.

Players:	109/900	Votes:	9646
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	108	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Epic Quests Completed:	19