HotPoliticianBrains | New Minecraft Servers 2024

join our epic minecraft server where heat waves make politicians talk like toddlers! we analyzed 7 million speeches from 28,000 politicians and found out that when it gets hot, their brains turn to mush! imagine hearing a seasoned politician trying to discuss foreign policy but all they can say is “me want juice box!” it’s a riot, i tell ya! come join the fun and see if you can decipher what they’re trying to say. plus, older politicians are even more affected, so you’ll get to witness some real gems. it’s like a comedy show and a political debate all rolled into one. so hop on our server and prepare to laugh your pants off!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	288	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Divine Spears Created:	20	Holy Grails Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Dimension Hops:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1863	Ores Mined:	2621
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Villages Defended:	13	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Buildings Constructed:	49	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3964
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Gods Slained:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Emeralds Found:	5373
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1303
Divine Spears Created:	28	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Love Letters Sent:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Emeralds Found:	4519	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	397
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.