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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 6209 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6649 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 16 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
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So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server in existence. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.