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UNLAWFULGADGETS

arms control, Conflict, cyber attacks, digital weapons, diplomatic relations, Ethics, global governance, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, ordinary devices, Peacekeeping, regulations, rights chief, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, united nations, UNLAWFULGADGETS, VIOLATION, WARFARE, weaponizing

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where we take ordinary stuff and turn it into weapons. like, we got toasters that shoot out flaming toast, and vacuum cleaners that suck up enemies. it’s like a war zone but with household items, man.

the united nations rights chief is all up in arms about it, saying it violates international law. but who cares about that when you can have so much fun blowing stuff up with a hair dryer that shoots out lightning bolts? join our server and be a rebel against the boring rules of the real world. let’s make household appliances great again!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Social Distancing Craft

Awareness, Behavior, Caution, children, covid, Craft, DISTANCING, education, habits, Ingrained, long-term effects, pandemic, Prevention, public health, reminders, Social, social distancing, social norms, societal changes, societal impact, STICKERS, subconscious, Unintentional

so like, u know how there’s those dumb stickers everywhere telling u to “keep social distance” even tho covid is like, so last year? well, on our server, we take that to the extreme! like, if u get too close to someone, ur character will literally explode into a million pieces! it’s like, the ultimate social distancing experience, bro.

but wait, there’s more! we have this crazy story line where u have to battle against a horde of evil chickens who are trying to take over the world! like, these chickens are no joke, man. they have laser eyes and can fly and stuff. u gotta team up with other players to defeat them and save the world from poultry domination!

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access? yeah, it’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft. u gotta solve riddles and do crazy parkour to get in, but once u do, it’s non-stop dancing and fun!

so, if u wanna join the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft server ever, then come on down to our server! just be prepared to social distance like never before and battle evil chickens like ur life depends on it. see u there, dude!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Void Gems Collected:	33
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

What is the IP for KOT4Q Minecraft Server?

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Kenny Beecham, also known as KOT4Q, is a popular YouTuber and basketball content creator known for his entertaining basketball content, reactions, and commentary. With over 1 million subscribers on YouTube, KOT4Q has built a loyal fanbase by providing insightful analysis and humorous takes on the NBA and basketball culture. His engaging personality and unique perspective have made him a notable figure in the online basketball community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Novidium

balance leaderboard, BUILD, Challenges, chest, Competition, Economy, ISLAND, island level, Items, leaderboard, MONEY, old school, Player Economy, Player Run Economy, protected area, Shops, sign, Simple, sky world, Skyblock, Visit

Novidium is a simple skyblock server. Where players build their island, complete challenges and build/visit shops.

Every player gets their own island and 128×128 protected area, in one big “sky world”

There are also challenges to complete, allowing you to get items otherwise unobtainable in skyblock.

There’s a focus on a player-run economy. Where people build shops on their island, and visit shops on other people’s islands. Everyone can create a shop for every item, with a simple chest and sign.

There are also 2 leaderboards for people to “compete” in: -Balance leaderboard, for money -Island leaderboard, for island level

Novidium is trying to get back to a more old-school skyblock feel. Almost everything you do happens on your island, or someone else’s island.If you’re interested in that, this might be the place for you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Astopia

Adventure, Anarchy, Astopia, Boss Battles, Builder, Community, Creative, creativity, Cross-Play, endless possibilities, Explorer, fighter, friendly community, Lag-free, legend, Minecraft, Quests, Server, strategy, Vanilla

Astopia: Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure Awaits!

Dive into Astopia, a realm where creativity, strategy, and community collide! Whether you’re a builder, fighter, or explorer, our lag-free servers and friendly community offer an unmatched experience. With unique quests, epic boss battles, and endless possibilities, Astopia is more than just a server—it’s your next great adventure. Join us and be part of the legend!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1571	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

OriginWorld – Vanilla server with a bias towards RP❤️14+ Minecraft server

armor stands, atmosphere, Cities, city building, comfortable, decorations, Enchantments, Farms, Friends, minecraft server, Pictures, president, rp, RP Events, Survival, Swords, texture pack, Textures, Vanilla

I am the admin of this server, I am writing this description and I want to tell you that I am tired of all these “school” servers, so I created it – Origin World. An absolutely free server without griefing, privates and stupid donations, with unique features that reveal Minecraft in a new way.On the server you can build your own cities, build farms, hold RP events, make new friends.You can also draw your own pictures, edit armor stands, and apply new enchantments to your swords! And thanks to the wonderful ksepsp texture pack, you have a vast arsenal of new textures and decorations for your armor, furniture, etc.

On our server you can do whatever your heart desires! Do you want to survive peacefully away from everyone? -Please! Or build a giant city in the very center of the server? -Who’s stopping you. You can become a president so that everyone will notice you. Our goal is to make the game as comfortable as possible, but at the same time preserve the very atmosphere of vanilla Minecraft, to open Minecraft in a new way!

The server has a pleasant and responsive administration that is always ready to help you!

We have a friendly community, we are glad to see every player, we will be glad to see you, come Player!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Classic Monkey Kingdom: Where even the bananas are vanilla flavored! 1.21+ Java Whitelist

24GB memory, Bananas, classic, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Flavored, Freshly wiped, Google Doc, help-chat, java, Kingdom, Mature, MONKEY, paper minecraft server, quality of life additions, review, seeing you, Server, server-application channel, smp, Survival, Vanilla, vanilla server, Whitelist

ClassicMC (SMP) {Vanilla}

A whitelisted vanilla server with quality of life additions. Looking for dedicated mature members to join our community.

Server Specs: Dedicated 24GB memory, freshly wiped 1.21.1 Paper Minecraft server.

For more information, join our Discord community: https://discord.com/invite/ReTdxmVFRR

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out the google doc in the server-application channel on Discord and we’ll review it as soon as possible.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have strict rules against griefing and harassment.
Are mods or cheats allowed?	No, we are a vanilla server with quality of life additions only.
Can I invite my friends to join?	Yes, as long as they follow our rules and apply through the proper channels.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can catch one, you’ll be the richest player on the server! But beware, the Diamond Chicken is protected by a pack of ninja wolves who will stop at nothing to keep their precious friend safe.

If you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your new fiery friends and maybe even challenge the Dragon to a dance-off!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the elusive Unicorn Horse, known for granting wishes to those who can tame it. Will you be the lucky player to ride off into the sunset on a magical Unicorn Horse?

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT-loving llama, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Jobless Minecraft SMP Player

career prospects, economic downturn, job application, job competition, job experience, job hunting, job insecurity, job interviews, job market, job market challenges, job market difficulties, job market frustrations, job market struggles, job market trends, Job Opportunities, job qualifications, job scarcity, Job Search, Job skills, Jobless, Minecraft, player, smp, unemployment

Are you tired of the real world grind and just want to escape to a world where the only job you have is mining for diamonds and building epic structures? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like the time our admin accidentally turned all the villagers into dancing llamas or when a group of creepers formed a boy band and started serenading players with explosive tunes.

Forget about the struggles of finding a job in the real world, because in our SMP, the only job you’ll have is having fun and unleashing your creativity. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CraftyMeds: Sued4PriceHike

antitrust, Artificially Inflating, Competition, consumer protection, CraftyMeds, Drug Costs, drug prices, FTC, government regulation, Healthcare, lawsuit, legal action, LITIGATION, market manipulation, Middlemen, pharmaceutical industry, Pharmacy Benefit Managers, prescription drug, Price Fixing, price gouging, Sued4PriceHike, sues

LOL, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wild west of blocky adventures! We got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the cha-cha, it’s cray cray up in here!

One time, a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and everyone was like “what the heck?!” But then we all started using it as a secret clubhouse and it was lit af.

Plus, we got secret treasure chests hidden all over the map with rare loot like enchanted pickaxes and magic potions. It’s like a scavenger hunt but with creepers tryna blow u up.

So come join us on this epic journey of madness and mayhem, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). Let’s get blocky with it, y’all!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6649	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Row Survival

Minecraft Survival Semi-Vanilla Active Players Suggestions Mature Fun Vanilla Adventure PVP Economy Creative Skyblock Minigames Roleplay Factions Modded Community Whitelist Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

+ – Row Survival – + – Friendly Semi-Vanilla Server! – Looking For Active Players! – Taking Suggestions Daily! – Please Be Mature! – Most Importantly, Have Fun!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Skyrise

24/7, admin abuse, Community, Cross-Play, custom structures, Explore, Fight, Game, join us, landscapes, Minecraft, mobs, p2w, PvE, PvP, Server, Skyrise, State of the art hardware, Survival, Thrilling, Vanilla

Skyrise—Minecraft done right.

Skyrise is a community-first server meaning there is no P2W, no admin abuse, and the server runs 24/7 on state-of-the-art hardware.

Explore amazing landscapes with hundreds of custom structures, fight new, thrilling mobs—all while staying true to the vanilla feel of the game.

Join us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Holy Grails Found:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Banana Sandwich: The Minecraft Server that’s all about going bananas! Join now for fruity fun and voice chat, 18+ only!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Age	2 months
Version	1.21.1
Mods	Minimal addons (Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames)
Player Base	Dedicated with fun events
Economy	Diamond economy
Rules	No griefing, no cheating, etc…

Contact plooop on discord to join or join through the discord: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, it is whitelisted.
What is the average age range of players on the server?	The average age range is lower 20s, but we have a wide range of ages.
Are new players welcome?	Yes, new players are welcome and the server is friendly to them.
What kind of events are organized on the server?	We organize fun events for the dedicated player base.
How can I join the server?	Contact plooop on discord or join through the discord link provided.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, blocky, Minecraft, Server

Looking for a Minecraft server that lets you live out all your wildest fantasies? Look no further! Our server offers a unique experience where you can build, explore, and even find love with cute little villagers. That’s right, our server is filled with adorable NPCs that are just waiting for you to sweep them off their pixelated feet. Join now and see where your Minecraft love story takes you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Magic Items Found:	8538	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Crafty Tranny SMP: Propaganda Fun

Crafty, Fun, gender diversity, gender equality, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender inclusivity, gender nonconformity, LGBTQ activism, lgbtq rights, non-binary identities, Propaganda, smp, social justice, tranny, transgender acceptance, transgender activism, transgender advocacy, transgender community, transgender empowerment, transgender liberation, transgender pride, Transgender Representation, transgender rights, transgender visibility

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have fun! Join us if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination.

Our community is filled with hilarious and wacky players who are always up for a good time. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles with llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of sentient potatoes who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for potato domination, or will you stand against them and protect the realm of Minecraftia?

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world? Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your own creativity – and maybe the occasional potato uprising.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Love Letters Sent:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	306
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2