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With over 50 blood drawls worth of fun and excitement, our server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about being called ungrateful or controlling ever again.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs a boyfriend’s family party when you can have a creeper party instead?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
Horror Stories Survived: 1 Emeralds Found: 8424
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Enchantments Applied: 201
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
Star Shards Collected: 157 Living Statues Befriended: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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