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Our server is the perfect place to unwind after dealing with family parties and passive-aggressive in-laws. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find a virtual partner who won’t ditch you for fireworks on the 4th of July.

With over 50 blood drawls worth of fun and excitement, our server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about being called ungrateful or controlling ever again.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs a boyfriend’s family party when you can have a creeper party instead?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 100/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
Runes Activated: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 2604

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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