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Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 6914 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 10 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Not only will you find love (or at least some pixelated flirting), but you’ll also encounter crazy adventures and quests that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the Endermen let loose and breakdance like nobody’s watching.
So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Don’t miss out on the chance to meet the horny ladies and have the time of your life in this wacky, wild Minecraft SMP. See you there, my blocky brethren!