HornyCraft SMP – No More Horniness

castration, Celibacy, coping mechanisms, Desperation, emasculation, Extreme Measures, Frustration, hormonal imbalance, Horniness, horny, HORNYCRAFT, impulse control, libido, mental health, self-care, self-control, sexual behavior, sexual desire, sexual frustration, sexual health, sexual urges, smp, Therapy

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6569
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	2689
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9947

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being constantly bombarded with inappropriate thoughts while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where all players are required to wear chastity belts to keep those pesky hormones in check. Castration is optional, but highly encouraged for maximum focus on building epic structures and surviving against mobs. Who needs distractions when you can dominate the game without any pesky urges getting in the way? Join us now for a truly unique and bizarre Minecraft experience!

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2859
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Emeralds Found:	6980

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4844
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Void Gems Collected:	34
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4891
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Mines Excavated:	2328	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Secret Passages Found:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	536
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	62	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	192	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Ores Mined:	3048	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	6455	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6052
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	3501	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3151
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	5782	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Void Armor Forged:	24	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ores Mined:	8300

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8444
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	New Chunks Explored:	157614
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5868
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2504
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1770
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Star Shards Collected:	293	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Buildings Constructed:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3110
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10
Zombie Dances:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9166
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6976
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ores Mined:	9179
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	568
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	37	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8598
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	185
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!