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Advanced Monkey Business Server

Advanced, Business, Do, Everything.., just, LITERALLY, long tail tags, MONKEY, monkey business, Server, tags

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8640
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Buildings Constructed:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Gods Slained:	0

join dis server if u wanna experience da most wild and wacky shenanigans in minecraft history. we got monkeys runnin around buildin random stuff, throwin poop at each other, and causin chaos wherever they go. if u wanna be part of dis crazy world, den join us and embrace da madness. u never know what u gonna find around da corner, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be bananas! so come on over and join da fun, cuz everything we do is literally just advanced monkey business.

Fully Vanilla Minecraft Server

ATTRACTIONS, Builds, Community, Discord, Events, fight club, Fully, Griefing, Habitable, History, Minecraft, nether roof, Phantoms, Pure, PvP, rules, Scamming.., semi anarchy, Server, server owner, Spawn, Stable, Survival, TOWN, unmodified, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7189
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Divine Spears Created:	28	Farms Harvested:	470
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Meteorites Collected:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Anarchy Network Minecraft Server

Brief Overview

Server Type	Semi-Anarchy
IP Address	AnarchyNetwork.net
Features	Unmodified survival experience, no map resets, no teleporting, no P2W, allowed Griefing/PvP/Scamming
World Border	1 Million blocks (2Mx2M)
Phantoms	Completely removed
Nether Roof Access	Allowed

FAQs

Q: Who maintains the Anarchy Network Minecraft Server?

A: The server is maintained by the owner, Snakeaim.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are four main rules: 1) Keep the chat civil, 2) No exploits or hacked clients, 3) No duping items (TNT dupe is allowed), 4) No lag machines or deliberate overuse of server resources.

Q: Can I teleport on the server?

A: You can teleport within a 200 block radius of spawn by using the /spawn command. Use this at your own risk as there are no spawn protections.

Q: Can I access the Nether roof?

A: Yes, Nether roof access is allowed on the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for Anarchy Network?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

Frosty Dreaming Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, celebration, christmas, cultural diversity, Cultural traditions, DECEMBER, dreaming, family gatherings, festive decorations, festive season, frosty, gift giving, Hannakuh, holiday festivities, holiday season, holiday spirit, holiday traditions, Land, media coverage, Multiculturalism, religious holidays, religious observance, social norms, winter holidays

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1611
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Yo, bros and broettes, forget about the mainstream servers that pretend Christmas doesn’t exist! Join our server where we embrace the holiday spirit all year round because we’re rebels like that. Plus, we have a secret underground Santa’s workshop where you can craft all the presents your heart desires. It’s like a festive conspiracy theory come to life, man. Who needs reality when you can have a jolly good time on our server? Join now and let’s spread some holiday cheer, Minecraft style!

Dad Puts On Eyes Wide Shut Minecraft SMP

dad, desire, Drama, EYES, eyes wide shut, FANTASY, forbidden love, Marriage, Masks, Minecraft, movie night, Mystery, Nicole Kidman, Provocative, Psychological, puts, secret society, seduction, sexual tension, shut, smp, stanley kubrick, temptation, Thriller, Tom Cruise, wide

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7288
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Emeralds Found:	4150
New Chunks Explored:	175585	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it actually launched them into another dimension where they had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly llamas who will trade you diamonds for cookies, and a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes. And don’t even get me started on the annual llama rodeo competition.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just remember, anything can happen when dad puts on Eyes Wide Shut.

HubbylessGiftsCraft

appreciation, christmas gifts, Communication, compromise, Effort, exhaustion, Expectations, family, Friends, gift giving, Help, HubbylessGiftsCraft, husband, Marriage, Pregnancy, Presents, relationships, shopping, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3997
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Potions Brewed:	109	Farms Harvested:	743
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	396	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of carrying the gift-giving burden all by yourself! 🎁 Join us if you’re tired of being the only one putting in the effort during the holiday season!

🎅 Picture this: you’re trying to buy gifts for 20 people, but your partner is as helpful as a block of dirt. 🪨 You’re left to do all the work while they sit back and relax. Sound familiar? Then this server is perfect for you!

🎄 We promise a jolly good time as you navigate through the virtual world, collecting gifts and spreading joy – without the stress of doing it all alone! And hey, if your partner doesn’t pull their weight, you can always leave their name off the presents. 😂 Who needs credit anyway?

🤶 So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with gift-giving drama and virtual holiday cheer! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable? 😉🎮

MineCraftMania

Downtime, Entertainment, Free Time, hobbies, hobbies and interests, hobbies for adults, hobbies for couples, hobbies for creative people, hobbies for extroverts, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for kids, hobbies for men, hobbies for nature lovers, hobbies for seniors, hobbies for women, interests, leisure activities, MinecraftMania, pastimes, recreational pursuits, Relaxation

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3505
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Do you spend your free time staring at a blank wall, counting the seconds until you can go back to work or school? Well, my friend, it’s time to spice up your life with our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Government, Identification, international relations, investigation, Journalism, Media, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, News, Propaganda, putin, RedstoneRumble, Reporting, Russian soldiers, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9905
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	239	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so epic u wont believe it. like, we got russian soldiers fighting in ukraine or something, like wut even is that. u can join and be part of the action, maybe even save some soldiers from getting killed. its like a war zone but in minecraft, so u know its gonna be lit. join now and be a hero or something, idk just do it cuz its gonna be wild.

Elon’s Far-Right Craft

billionaire, controversial, controversy, Craft, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, Europe, extremism, far right, FarRight, Global, influence, innovation, leadership, Media, Politics, populism, public opinion, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	299
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Votes:	4671
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ores Mined:	5739	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. u know why? cuz elon musk, yeah, that dude, he like, courts europe’s surging far right on this server. like, he’s all about that crazy stuff, man. u gotta join this server to see all the wild shenanigans he’s up to. it’s like, out of this world, bro. plus, there’s like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. it’s a total party, dude. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

NOVA

Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, christmas, Community, Dupe, Friends, gb, gift, Griefing, grow, HACKING, Join, Minecraft, moderated, Nova, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	108
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	44	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Hacking Allowed	Players are allowed to use hacking tools on the server.
Griefing Allowed	Players can grief each other’s builds on the server.
Base Building	Players can build their own bases and structures.
PvP	Players can engage in player versus player combat.
No Resets	The server will never be reset.
Unmoderated Chat	Chat is not moderated, allowing players to freely communicate.
Large Storage	The server has 200GB of storage.
Obbi Roof	Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already built.

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQs

Q: Can I hack on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief each other’s builds.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, the server will never be reset.

Q: Is chat moderated?

A: No, chat is not moderated on the server.

Q: How much storage does the server have?

A: The server has 200GB of storage.

Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

1.21.2, Communication, cross-cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Empathy, global citizenship, Gulfie, gulfies, intercultural communication, international relations, mutual respect, perspective, prejudice, Respect, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, westerners

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8514
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes

arousing, Disgusting, Erotic, explicit, funny, graphic, hot, INTENSE, ITT, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, passionate, Poetic, Provocative, Romantic, Scenes, seductive, Sensual, sex, sex scenes, smp, Steamy, Subtle, titillating

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9966
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7917
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

Our server is home to the most epic player base you’ll ever meet. From the poetic builders who create stunning masterpieces with every block they place, to the disgusting pranksters who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

But don’t worry, we also have the subtle players who will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds without you even noticing. And let’s not forget about the funny ones who will make you laugh until you cry with their hilarious antics.

Looking for a little romance? Our server is the place to be! You might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the vast world together.

And for those who like it hot, we have intense PVP battles that will get your heart racing and your adrenaline pumping. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

TableTimeTussle

aita, Argument, city, Communication, dessert menu, embarrassed, fact, hostess, husband, Movie, opinion, reservations, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, Rushed, solo diner, Table, TableTimeTussle, time limit, waitress, wrong

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2491
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality

advancement, bewildered, Communication, comprehension, confusion, Crafting, diamonds, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, information overload, innovation, language barrier, mind-boggling, MODERN, perplexed, perplexing, progress, rapid change, Reality, Sentence, Technology, time travel, virtual

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2425
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	876919	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Villages Defended:	16

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a roller coaster that launches you into the Nether realm where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to befriend a talking creeper who will guide you through a maze of exploding sheep to find the legendary golden potato of destiny. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your pixelated adventure awaits!

KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers

Attack, cancer treatment center, civilians, Condemnation, Conflict, CREEPERS, Cruelty, eastern europe, heinous act, human rights violation, international law, Kherson, KhersonCraft, military aggression, Political unrest, Russian, Russian attack, targeted attack, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes, world news, Zelensky

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9657
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Emeralds Found:	6765	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

so like, imagine this: u join this crazy minecraft server and u get to be part of this epic battle against the evil russians who are trying to attack a cancer treatment center in kherson. like, who even does that? but don’t worry, our fearless leader zelensky is there to save the day and lead us to victory! join us and fight against this heinous act of cruelty while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard that right. so come join the fun and let’s show those russians who’s boss!

MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donate mgminegant.uz Minecraft server

alt, banner, description, Donate, image, Lazy, mgminegant.uz, Minecraft, MINEGANT, MINEGANT.UZ, OWNER, personal account, Server, Servers, Title

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	886
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	345
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Void Armor Forged:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4533
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	62
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70