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Mystic Isles Realms 1.21

Anon, customer reviews, customer satisfaction, DKOldies, gaming accessories, Gaming Community, gaming nostalgia, Isles, mystic, online marketplace, online shopping, Realms, Reliability, retro consoles, retro gaming, retro gaming consoles, retro gaming store, Trust, trustworthiness, trustworthy seller, video games, vintage games

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8680
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Villages Defended:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Lol, no way bro! But trust me, you gotta join this Minecraft server. Why? Because the admins are like unicorns who fart rainbows and the players are all secretly ninja cats in disguise.

You’ll never be bored on this server because there are so many mini-games to play, like “Hot Potato” where you have to pass around a flaming potato before it explodes. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every hour on the hour.

Plus, the in-game currency is actually chocolate coins that you can use to buy magical flying pigs as mounts. And did I mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with llamas as DJs?

So forget about dkoldies and come join this Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity).

SisSwapCraft

children, Choices, clothes, DAUGHTER, EMBARRASSMENT, family, Financial, gender, Gender norms, hand-me-downs, judgment, Laundry, neutral, Opinions, parenting, purple shoes, Siblings, SisSwapCraft, societal expectations, Son, tight budget

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4554
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Magic Items Found:	4166
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like a colorful pair of purple shoes in a sea of black and white sneakers! Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where anything is possible, just like how this mom’s 2-year-old son rocks his sister’s hand-me-downs like a fashion icon.

Forget about fitting in with the crowd, on our server, we celebrate individuality and uniqueness. Just like how this mom embraces her son’s choice of clothing, we embrace all players for who they are. Who cares what others think when you’re having a blast building, mining, and crafting in a world where judgment is left at the door?

So come on, join us and let your creativity shine brighter than those sparkly pink clothes in this mom’s son’s wardrobe. Don’t be afraid to stand out and be yourself, because on our server, we celebrate diversity and self-expression. Who knows, you might just find a new pair of purple shoes that fit you perfectly!

NoCookCraft

5 ingredient recipes, comfort food, convenience cooking, cooking alternatives, cooking shortcuts, easy meals, effortless cooking, fast food alternatives, instant meals, last minute dinner, lazy cooking, meal prep shortcuts, microwave meals, minimal effort meals, no-cook meals, no-fuss cooking, NoCookCraft, one pot meals, pantry staples, quick recipes, simple dishes

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5342
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Star Shards Collected:	123

Are you tired of cooking in real life? Well, join our Minecraft server where you never have to cook again! Our virtual chefs will whip up delicious virtual meals for you while you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. No more burnt dinners or messy kitchens, just pure gaming bliss!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground cooking competition where players battle it out to create the most outrageous dishes using only Minecraft ingredients. From diamond-encrusted cakes to lava-infused soups, the culinary creativity knows no bounds!

So if you’re looking for a break from the kitchen and a whole lot of laughs, join our Minecraft server today and let the cooking chaos begin!

GazaCraft: Trump Takeover!

American troops, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Gaza Strip, GazaCraft, international relations, intervention, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military deployment, military intervention, palestine, peacekeeping efforts, political statement, president trump, TAKEOVER, trump, united states, US

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8416
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Potions Brewed:	46
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	477	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Dragons Tamed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. it’s like, the wildest place in all of Minecraft land. we got, like, crazy builds and insane mini-games that will blow your mind, man.

and get this, we got this one player who built a replica of the White House, but with a twist. instead of Trump, we got a giant chicken as the president. it’s, like, so random and hilarious, you gotta see it to believe it.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base where we plan to, like, take over the Gaza Strip in Minecraft? yeah, Trump himself said he’s gonna lead the charge and he might even use American troops. it’s gonna be, like, the biggest battle in Minecraft history, bro.

so, if you wanna be part of this epic adventure and witness the craziest shenanigans ever, you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Pea-Powered Sour Brews

beer industry, Belgian-style, brewing innovation, brewing process, brewing techniques, Brews, craft beer, experimental beers, faster brewing, fermentation, flavor profiles, food science, innovative brewing, paper published, pea sugars, PeaPowered, peas, scientists, simpler steps, Sour, sour beer, sugars, unique flavors

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	497
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to brew sour beer with peas in Minecraft? Well, now you can on our epic server! Scientists have discovered a faster way to brew sour beer using peas, and we’ve brought that innovation to the virtual world!

Join our server for the most insane brewing experience of your life! Imagine sippin’ on a tasty pea-flavored sour beer while building your dream Minecraft world. It’s like a party in your mouth and in the game!

Forget boring old brewing methods, we’ve got the craziest and most unique brewing process you’ve ever seen. Plus, our community is lit AF and always down for a good time. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this pea party started!

MinerMc

Adventure, Animals, building, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Dungeons, Earth, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Minigames, Modded, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2586
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

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ɪ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜱᴇʀᴠᴇʀ ꜱɪᴍᴘʟᴇ ᴀꜱ ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ ꜱʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ɢᴇᴛ ꜰᴇᴇʟɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ ɪɴ ᴀ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ʙᴜᴛ ᴍᴜʟᴛɪᴘʟᴀʏᴇʀ ꜱᴏ ᴊᴏɪɴ ꜰᴀꜱᴛ ᴀꜱ ɪᴛ ɪꜱ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴏ ʟᴀᴜɴᴄʜ ʀᴇɢᴀʀᴅꜱ Tᴇᴀᴍ ᴍɪɴᴇʀᴍᴄ

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ValoriaSMP

Adventure, Alliance, Challenges, Cities, Events, GREATNESS, History, Immersive, Journey, Legacy, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, Resources, Rivals, Secrets, strength, Survival, TEAM, ValoriaSMP, world

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3817
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Welcome to ValoriaSMP – A World of Adventure Awaits!

Step into a realm where you can build, explore, and conquer! In ValoriaSMP, you will forge alliances, create powerful cities, and shape the world around you. Gather resources, uncover hidden secrets, and prove your strength against rivals. – Exciting events and challenges – Team up or compete with others – Build your own legacy – A vast and immersive world

Will you rise to greatness or be lost to history? The journey is yours to take!

Join now and start your adventure!

ValoriaSMP.minecraftserver.nl

Secrets Revealed 1.20.2

1.20.2, ADMISSION, confession, Deception, Deliberate, doubt, hidden agenda., Honesty, Intentional, Manipulation, Motive, purposeful, Questioning, Reveal, reveal the truth, Revealed, Secrets, speculation, suspicion, Truth, uncertainty, uncovering the truth

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6215
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Enchantments Applied:	241	Crops Grown:	6718
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Yo, bros and broettes! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s lit AF. Why, you ask? Well, for starters, we got pigs that can fly and cows that rap like Eminem. And don’t even get me started on the chickens that do the Macarena.

But wait, there’s more! Our diamonds sparkle brighter than Kim Kardashian’s bling, and our zombies breakdance better than Michael Jackson. Plus, our creepers tell the funniest dad jokes – like, you won’t even be mad when they blow up your house.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of insanity and chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

Threadception Minecraft SMP

Censorship, Community, controversy, discussion, forum, freedom of speech, internet, Minecraft, Moderation, online censorship, online discussion, online forum, online platform, smp, social media, thread deletion, thread deletion controversy, thread management, thread moderation, thread removal, thread removal debate, thread removal policy, Threadception

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3716
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	6
New Chunks Explored:	121127	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the BEST server ever! We have like, a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, it’s like a treasure hunt every day! And get this, our owner is a wizard who can summon dragons to protect our base, it’s INSANE!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of talking chickens who give out quests and rewards, like one time I got a pet creeper that follows me around and explodes on command, it’s so cool! And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race, where we ride llamas through obstacle courses and dodge fireballs, it’s a riot!

So come join us on this totally legit and not made up at all Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of unicorns with laser eyes, then maybe stay away… but seriously, JOIN US!

CraftyTeenDraws

19 year old, art commissions, art community., art marketplace, art portfolio, art promotion, art sales, art sales platform, art website, CraftyTeenDraws, Creative Entrepreneurship, digital art, freelance artist, online business, online marketing, online store, passive income, sell drawings online, social media promotion, traditional art, young entrepreneur

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5622
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	51	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you tired of trying to sell your mediocre drawings to your friends and family with no success? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can sell your artwork to virtual villagers who have a serious obsession with stick figure masterpieces! Join now and become the Picasso of pixel art! Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly art critic who will only buy drawings that are so bad, they’re good. So start drawing and start earning, because on this server, even a doodle of a potato can fetch you a virtual fortune!

NukeCraft: Zelenskyy’s Revenge

Alliance, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Military, nato, Négotiation, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Peacekeeping, Revenge, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic planning, Ukraine, US, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	431
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6944

LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we got Zelenskyy asking for nuclear weapons like it’s a game of hot potato! 😂 We may not have nukes, but we got explosive fun waiting for you! Build your own nuclear bunker and protect yourself from creepers and trolls who try to invade your land. Who needs NATO when you got a diamond sword, amirite? Join now for a blast of a time! 💣🔥 #NuclearMinecraftMadness

AlWho? AlWhere? AlWhat?

al, AlWhat, AlWhere, AlWho, clarification, Communication, confusion, differentiation, distinction, Identity, Individual, names, Personal, pronunciation, recognition, Spelling, UNIQUENESS, Written

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	195
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7528	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Void Gems Collected:	22
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

So, like, u know how there are, like, a bazillion people named “Al” in the world, right? well, on this server, if ur name is Al, u gotta, like, clarify which Al u r talkin bout. cuz there r just too many Als runnin around, u kno? it’s, like, a total Alpocalypse up in here. join this server and be the most unique Al out there. cuz u r special, Al. u r special.

Methane Mayhem: Gas Leak Galore

air quality, climate change, continental US, dispersed sources, emissions control, energy industry, environmental impact, environmental research, Fossil Fuels, Galore, gas, greenhouse gas, industrial emissions, LEAK.., MAYHEM, methane, methane emissions, methane mitigation, methane per hour, methane reduction, onshore oil and gas activities, Pollution, research, smaller sources

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7452
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Animals Bred:	13

LOL come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we emit more methane than a herd of cows on taco night! We got so much gas, you’ll be farting diamonds in no time! Join us and help contribute to our goal of becoming the stinkiest server in all of Minecraft! Plus, our tiny sources emit less than 100 kilograms of methane per hour, so you know it’s quality gas! Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of the most gassy server around!

HistoriaPvP Network

1.8, Community, Competitions, Discord, Events, Faction, Factions, Gaming, Hardcore, hcf, HistoriaPvP, Kitmap, KitPvP, Minecraft, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, Practice, PvP, Server, socials, Survival, Website

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6793
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

We hope to see you online!

historiapvp.net

Dreaming Skies Server 1.21.2

1.21.2, cognitive decline, cost, dementia, discrimination, Don, dreaming, Healthcare, ignorance, inflammatory language, mental health, misconceptions, plane ticket, Political Correctness, Politics, prejudice, public discourse, republicans, retarded, Server, Skies, Social Issues, Stereotypes, stigma

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3990
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	171	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

Dude, forget about politics and come join our Minecraft server! We got creepers blowing up stuff left and right, just like those politicians!

You can build your own MAGA tower or a Biden bunker, whatever floats your boat!

We even have a special area where you can debate with other players about why Republicans are so retarded, but in a fun way!

Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again… or something like that!

Players:	94/200	Votes:	9030
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Buildings Constructed:	38	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8