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NoCookCraft

5 ingredient recipes, comfort food, convenience cooking, cooking alternatives, cooking shortcuts, easy meals, effortless cooking, fast food alternatives, instant meals, last minute dinner, lazy cooking, meal prep shortcuts, microwave meals, minimal effort meals, no-cook meals, no-fuss cooking, NoCookCraft, one pot meals, pantry staples, quick recipes, simple dishes

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5964
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Magic Items Found:	7746	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Are you tired of cooking in real life? Well, join our Minecraft server where you never have to cook again! Our virtual chefs will whip up delicious virtual meals for you while you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. No more burnt dinners or messy kitchens, just pure gaming bliss!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground cooking competition where players battle it out to create the most outrageous dishes using only Minecraft ingredients. From diamond-encrusted cakes to lava-infused soups, the culinary creativity knows no bounds!

So if you’re looking for a break from the kitchen and a whole lot of laughs, join our Minecraft server today and let the cooking chaos begin!

GazaCraft: Trump Takeover!

American troops, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Gaza Strip, GazaCraft, international relations, intervention, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military deployment, military intervention, palestine, peacekeeping efforts, political statement, president trump, TAKEOVER, trump, united states, US

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8790
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Battle Standards Raised:	8

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. it’s like, the wildest place in all of Minecraft land. we got, like, crazy builds and insane mini-games that will blow your mind, man.

and get this, we got this one player who built a replica of the White House, but with a twist. instead of Trump, we got a giant chicken as the president. it’s, like, so random and hilarious, you gotta see it to believe it.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base where we plan to, like, take over the Gaza Strip in Minecraft? yeah, Trump himself said he’s gonna lead the charge and he might even use American troops. it’s gonna be, like, the biggest battle in Minecraft history, bro.

so, if you wanna be part of this epic adventure and witness the craziest shenanigans ever, you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Pea-Powered Sour Brews

beer industry, Belgian-style, brewing innovation, brewing process, brewing techniques, Brews, craft beer, experimental beers, faster brewing, fermentation, flavor profiles, food science, innovative brewing, paper published, pea sugars, PeaPowered, peas, scientists, simpler steps, Sour, sour beer, sugars, unique flavors

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8212
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Farms Harvested:	980
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dimension Hops:	9

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to brew sour beer with peas in Minecraft? Well, now you can on our epic server! Scientists have discovered a faster way to brew sour beer using peas, and we’ve brought that innovation to the virtual world!

Join our server for the most insane brewing experience of your life! Imagine sippin’ on a tasty pea-flavored sour beer while building your dream Minecraft world. It’s like a party in your mouth and in the game!

Forget boring old brewing methods, we’ve got the craziest and most unique brewing process you’ve ever seen. Plus, our community is lit AF and always down for a good time. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this pea party started!

MinerMc

Adventure, Animals, building, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Dungeons, Earth, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Minigames, Modded, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4326
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

ᴍɪɴᴇʀᴍᴄ ᴀ ᴍɪɴᴇᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ ꜱɪᴍᴘʟᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ꜰᴀɴᴛᴀꜱᴛɪᴄ ꜱᴇʀarse ᴜʀᴇꜱ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀʜ, ꜱ known

ɪ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜱᴇʀᴠᴇʀ ꜱɪᴍᴘʟᴇ ᴀꜱ ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ ꜱʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ɢᴇᴛ ꜰᴇᴇʟɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ ɪɴ ᴀ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ʙᴜᴛ ᴍᴜʟᴛɪᴘʟᴀʏᴇʀ ꜱᴏ ᴊᴏɪɴ ꜰᴀꜱᴛ ᴀꜱ ɪᴛ ɪꜱ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴏ ʟᴀᴜɴᴄʜ ʀᴇɢᴀʀᴅꜱ Tᴇᴀᴍ ᴍɪɴᴇʀᴍᴄ

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ValoriaSMP

Adventure, Alliance, Challenges, Cities, Events, GREATNESS, History, Immersive, Journey, Legacy, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, Resources, Rivals, Secrets, strength, Survival, TEAM, ValoriaSMP, world

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8547
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Star Shards Collected:	259
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Void Gems Collected:	26	Endless Legions Commanded:	16

Welcome to ValoriaSMP – A World of Adventure Awaits!

Step into a realm where you can build, explore, and conquer! In ValoriaSMP, you will forge alliances, create powerful cities, and shape the world around you. Gather resources, uncover hidden secrets, and prove your strength against rivals. – Exciting events and challenges – Team up or compete with others – Build your own legacy – A vast and immersive world

Will you rise to greatness or be lost to history? The journey is yours to take!

Join now and start your adventure!

ValoriaSMP.minecraftserver.nl

Secrets Revealed 1.20.2

1.20.2, ADMISSION, confession, Deception, Deliberate, doubt, hidden agenda., Honesty, Intentional, Manipulation, Motive, purposeful, Questioning, Reveal, reveal the truth, Revealed, Secrets, speculation, suspicion, Truth, uncertainty, uncovering the truth

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2532
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Yo, bros and broettes! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s lit AF. Why, you ask? Well, for starters, we got pigs that can fly and cows that rap like Eminem. And don’t even get me started on the chickens that do the Macarena.

But wait, there’s more! Our diamonds sparkle brighter than Kim Kardashian’s bling, and our zombies breakdance better than Michael Jackson. Plus, our creepers tell the funniest dad jokes – like, you won’t even be mad when they blow up your house.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of insanity and chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

Threadception Minecraft SMP

Censorship, Community, controversy, discussion, forum, freedom of speech, internet, Minecraft, Moderation, online censorship, online discussion, online forum, online platform, smp, social media, thread deletion, thread deletion controversy, thread management, thread moderation, thread removal, thread removal debate, thread removal policy, Threadception

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5910
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	702
Dragon Eggs Found:	7634	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Animals Bred:	42	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the BEST server ever! We have like, a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, it’s like a treasure hunt every day! And get this, our owner is a wizard who can summon dragons to protect our base, it’s INSANE!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of talking chickens who give out quests and rewards, like one time I got a pet creeper that follows me around and explodes on command, it’s so cool! And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race, where we ride llamas through obstacle courses and dodge fireballs, it’s a riot!

So come join us on this totally legit and not made up at all Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of unicorns with laser eyes, then maybe stay away… but seriously, JOIN US!

CraftyTeenDraws

19 year old, art commissions, art community., art marketplace, art portfolio, art promotion, art sales, art sales platform, art website, CraftyTeenDraws, Creative Entrepreneurship, digital art, freelance artist, online business, online marketing, online store, passive income, sell drawings online, social media promotion, traditional art, young entrepreneur

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5590
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of trying to sell your mediocre drawings to your friends and family with no success? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can sell your artwork to virtual villagers who have a serious obsession with stick figure masterpieces! Join now and become the Picasso of pixel art! Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly art critic who will only buy drawings that are so bad, they’re good. So start drawing and start earning, because on this server, even a doodle of a potato can fetch you a virtual fortune!

NukeCraft: Zelenskyy’s Revenge

Alliance, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Military, nato, Négotiation, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Peacekeeping, Revenge, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic planning, Ukraine, US, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5690
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	New Chunks Explored:	879767

LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we got Zelenskyy asking for nuclear weapons like it’s a game of hot potato! 😂 We may not have nukes, but we got explosive fun waiting for you! Build your own nuclear bunker and protect yourself from creepers and trolls who try to invade your land. Who needs NATO when you got a diamond sword, amirite? Join now for a blast of a time! 💣🔥 #NuclearMinecraftMadness

AlWho? AlWhere? AlWhat?

al, AlWhat, AlWhere, AlWho, clarification, Communication, confusion, differentiation, distinction, Identity, Individual, names, Personal, pronunciation, recognition, Spelling, UNIQUENESS, Written

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8058
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Mines Excavated:	4866	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2662
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

So, like, u know how there are, like, a bazillion people named “Al” in the world, right? well, on this server, if ur name is Al, u gotta, like, clarify which Al u r talkin bout. cuz there r just too many Als runnin around, u kno? it’s, like, a total Alpocalypse up in here. join this server and be the most unique Al out there. cuz u r special, Al. u r special.

Methane Mayhem: Gas Leak Galore

air quality, climate change, continental US, dispersed sources, emissions control, energy industry, environmental impact, environmental research, Fossil Fuels, Galore, gas, greenhouse gas, industrial emissions, LEAK.., MAYHEM, methane, methane emissions, methane mitigation, methane per hour, methane reduction, onshore oil and gas activities, Pollution, research, smaller sources

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6786
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	261	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Gods Slained:	2

LOL come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we emit more methane than a herd of cows on taco night! We got so much gas, you’ll be farting diamonds in no time! Join us and help contribute to our goal of becoming the stinkiest server in all of Minecraft! Plus, our tiny sources emit less than 100 kilograms of methane per hour, so you know it’s quality gas! Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of the most gassy server around!

HistoriaPvP Network

1.8, Community, Competitions, Discord, Events, Faction, Factions, Gaming, Hardcore, hcf, HistoriaPvP, Kitmap, KitPvP, Minecraft, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, Practice, PvP, Server, socials, Survival, Website

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	640
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

We hope to see you online!

historiapvp.net

Dreaming Skies Server 1.21.2

1.21.2, cognitive decline, cost, dementia, discrimination, Don, dreaming, Healthcare, ignorance, inflammatory language, mental health, misconceptions, plane ticket, Political Correctness, Politics, prejudice, public discourse, republicans, retarded, Server, Skies, Social Issues, Stereotypes, stigma

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3217
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Animals Bred:	191	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dimension Hops:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Dude, forget about politics and come join our Minecraft server! We got creepers blowing up stuff left and right, just like those politicians!

You can build your own MAGA tower or a Biden bunker, whatever floats your boat!

We even have a special area where you can debate with other players about why Republicans are so retarded, but in a fun way!

Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again… or something like that!

The Cheeky Boobies Realm

boobies, CHEEKY, Realm, Tits Cheeks Connection Comedy Movie Duo Friendship Humor Entertainment Laughter Fun Comedy duo Best friends Hilarious Comedy film Comedic duo Funny movie Dynamic duo Side-splitting Laugh out loud

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8385
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Yo yo yo! Welcome to The Tits and Cheeks Connection Minecraft server! This place is like a rainbow unicorn riding a disco ball through a field of bacon. We got crazy builds, epic adventures, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. Join us for some wild times and let’s get this party started! Don’t be a square, come join the fun at The Tits and Cheeks Connection!

StepchildSassCraft

blended family, Boundaries, Chores, comparison, discipline, discipline boundaries, disrespectful behavior., explosive outbursts, gentle parenting, lack of discipline, parenting, Resentment, resentment towards husband, resentment towards stepchildren, stepchildren, StepchildSassCraft, stepfamily dynamics, stepmom struggles, wicked stepmom

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	842
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with unruly stepchildren who think they can get away with anything? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life step-parenting!

On our server, you can build your dream world without any pesky stepkids throwing tantrums or disrespecting you. No more explosive outbursts, cussing, or threats of un-aliving themselves (seriously, who does that?).

Join now and experience a world where you are the master of your own domain, where chores are optional and video games are mandatory. Don’t let step-parenting drama ruin your gaming experience, come play on our server and leave the stepkids behind!

Players:	107/500	Votes:	3420
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Void Gems Collected:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Animals Bred:	155	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2