Honestly Funny Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9214
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking cow who offers to be your personal Minecraft mentor. Yes, you heard that right, a talking cow. And don’t worry, he’s not just there to moo at you, he’s actually a pro builder who will help you create the most epic base you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting against each other. Will you join forces with the carrot farmers or the potato enthusiasts? The choice is yours, but beware, alliances can shift as quickly as a creeper explosion.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon? That’s right, we have dragons on this server and they’re not just for show. Saddle up and take to the skies for some epic aerial battles with your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!

2P1G

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3935
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

░ ░ ░ ░ Welcome to 2P1G ░ ░ ░ ░A Premium Minecraft server offering a revisited survival experience with redesigned world generation.We are proud to offer you a wide range of features, including a quest system, different professions, an economy system, custom crafts and a player-to-player auction house. We also offer fishing rich in rare fish, an interactive online map, the “/trades” command to exchange items between players in complete safety and the possibility of collecting spawners. Our team is constantly working to improve server functionality and ensure an optimal gaming experience for all players. We try to offer special events throughout the year for the community that are as original as possible to guarantee you maximum sensations!Join us now to discover everything we have to offer and enjoy an exceptional gaming experience!

minecraft.2players1game.com

Cobble Souls

PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2785
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Cobble Souls Cobblemon – Kill Pokemon with a weapon and get Souls Currency – Battle Pokemon and win Type Souls. – Redeem Type Souls for a Pokemon of that Typing. – NPC Soul Shops – Breeding (with Breeding Items) – Trading – Wondertrade – Custom Music and Sounds

51.222.255.222:27000

FireMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	929
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

FireMC is a unique Minecraft server that centers around the concept of lifesteal. This means that players have the ability to steal health from their enemies when they successfully land hits on them in combat.With 2 active owners who are dedicated to providing a high-quality gaming experience, FireMC is always bustling with activity. The server is designed to be both challenging and rewarding, with a balanced mix of PvP and PvE gameplay.Players can join the server at the IP address “firemc.mcplay.eu” and will find a range of different game modes to choose from. Whether you’re a fan of survival, creative mode, or something in between, there’s something for everyone on FireMC.The server also features a variety of custom plugins and mods that have been carefully selected to enhance the gameplay experience. From unique weapons and armor to special abilities and enchantments, players will find plenty of new and exciting features to explore.

66.70.237.153:25594

Cradle of Civilizations

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4392
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Crops Grown:	4948	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	301
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4089	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

USE WHITELISTING-LINK TO JOIN!Cradle of Civilizations is a JAVA open world RPG since 2021.The Cradle focuses on roleplay, world-building and lore. We have created perhaps the best Open World RPG ever realized by Minecraft. Create or join your new nation in a medieval-inspired fantasy setting, make war on your enemies, use shrewd diplomacy or bend the economy too your iron will… All is possible in the Cradle of Civilizations…– VoiceChat Supported (Fabric Loader Required) – Texture Pack (Optifine required) – We use +70 plugins to enhance your gameplay. – Events, World bosses, and much more…

play.cradleofcivilizations.com

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2795
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	3

play.turtlecraftsmp.com

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8874
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Falling into the Void:	2	New Chunks Explored:	499190
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Emeralds Found:	9679
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

play.emeraldsmc.com

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3240
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Villages Defended:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Chimeras Created:	4

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

play.funnymcraft.eu

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	205
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Emeralds Found:	3415
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7047
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Magic Items Found:	2682	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

play.synthcraft.eu

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6609
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Endless Night Skies:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

play.alphaprison.net

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4867
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Votes:	3492	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Squeejcraft.com:25566

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5842
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

lunarsky.de

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5938
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

carrotmc.fr.to:19154

MineClassic

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6706
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	216	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	9366	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

play.mineclassic.org

KronosMC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5498
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

KronosMC is a minecraft server that was made by 3 College students who enjoy minecraft and would like to build a community by bringing as many players into 1 server as possible. KronosMC was created in December 2022 and is constantly being updated to give players a different playstyle to minecraft. As of right now there is only one single mode which is survival multiplayer which is an open world survival mode with claims,quests,friends and much more. We are still working on the server as of right now so do expect to see some regular updates in our discord server which will also be where all the server announcements will be. We will be creating more gamemodes in the future of KronosMC but as of now we will be focusing on the survival mode as our main focus. Hopefully we will be seeing you on the server soon, have a good day!

kronosmc.apexmc.co:8197

ProsperityCraft

Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1783
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Farms Harvested:	812	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Welcome to Prosperity Craft – A Unique Survival ExperienceEmbark on an extraordinary journey in the world of Prosperity Craft, where survival meets innovation! Our server is carefully crafted to provide players with a distinct and engaging experience, blending the classic elements of Minecraft survival with a touch of custom features that set us apart.Community-driven Events: Join our thriving community in regular events and challenges. From building competitions to epic boss battles, there’s always something exciting happening on Prosperity Craft.Rank Progression System: Ascend the ranks on Prosperity Craft and unlock exclusive perks and privileges. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned survivor, our carefully designed rank system rewards dedication and skill.Land Claim and Player Protection: Secure your territory with our land claim system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from harm. Collaborate with other players or venture out as a lone survivor—it’s your world to shape. Enhanced Survival Mechanics: Experience survival like never before with carefully tuned gameplay mechanics. Join us for a unique and immersive adventure where every decision shapes your journey.Active and Supportive Community: Prosperity Craft is more than just a server; it’s a community of passionate players. Our dedicated staff and friendly community members are always ready to assist and welcome newcomers.

ProsperityCraft.net