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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 1690 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
Mines Excavated: | 3334 | Enchantments Applied: | 288 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 11 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding wizards who control the fate of the server with their magical powers. Rumor has it that they hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures and rare loot that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.
So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance and interpretive llama noises? Where else can you witness epic battles between rival factions armed with nothing but enchanted pickaxes and diamond swords?
Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the blocky universe!