HomeBoundMC – Best Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as clean as a whistle? Look no further! Our server is so squeaky clean, even the creepers take showers before blowing up your builds.

Join us and experience a world where the only thing getting lit is the torches in your mineshaft. No need to worry about secondhand smoke here, our server is 100% smoke-free (unless you count the smoke from that accidental lava spill).

We promise a family-friendly environment where your little ones can play without being exposed to any questionable activities. Unlike some other servers we know of, where even the pigs are puffing on suspicious-looking carrots.

So come on over and join us for some wholesome fun! Build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content, all without the worry of having to explain why Steve’s eyes are as red as a rose bush.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Single 8 Pin CPU Connector Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of living on the edge like the time I accidentally only connected a single 8 pin CPU connector on a motherboard and somehow it still worked! Who needs proper cable management when you have luck on your side? Plus, you never know what other crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – like building a roller coaster that launches you into the sky or accidentally unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your friend’s base. So come join us and see what kind of chaos you can create!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

BandDadBeGone

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Are you tired of dealing with a dad who thinks he’s the ultimate punk rocker from the 90s? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can create your own band with fellow players and rock out without any interference from overbearing parents. No more having your lyrics critiqued or being kicked out of practice for some “real bass playing” lessons.

Plus, we have a special feature where you can design your own punk rock outfits and show off your rebellious style. Let your creativity run wild as you build your own stage for epic performances that will leave your dad speechless.

Join now and say goodbye to family group chat drama and hello to a community of like-minded players who just want to have a good time. Let’s rock and roll, Minecraft style!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PutinCraft: 72 and Still Lonely

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hey u, u wanna join a minecraft server where lonely vladimir putin is turning 72 and all he wants for his birthday is for u to join and play with him? he’s so sad that only a few birthday cards are trickling in, so he needs u to come and make his day! imagine the fun of building with the president of russia, maybe he’ll even teach u some secret russian building techniques. join now and make vladimir putin’s birthday the best one ever!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Pi Plays Pokémon

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so, like, this server is, like, so epic, bro. like, imagine if a math constant, like, played a Pokemon game before you did. like, mind blown, right? well, that’s the kind of craziness you can expect on this server. like, the mobs are all, like, dressed up as Pokemon and they battle each other. it’s like a Pokemon showdown in Minecraft, bro.

and, like, the diamonds on this server are, like, extra shiny because they’re infused with the power of the math constant. so, like, when you mine them, you level up instantly and get, like, superpowers.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground base where you can, like, train your own Pokemon and battle other players? yeah, bro, it’s like a whole new world down there.

so, like, if you want to experience the ultimate crossover of math, Pokemon, and Minecraft, then you gotta join this server, bro. it’s, like, the most epic adventure you’ll ever go on.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2188
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Star Shards Collected:	147

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Duck Tales: The Quackening – a not-so-vanilla Minecraft server

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Server Name	Ducking SMP
Theme	Ducks
Server Type	Minecraft
Version	1.21.1
Discord	Join our Discord
Subreddit	Visit our Subreddit

Overview:

Calling all Duckies! Our server mascot may be ducks, but we offer so much more. Dive into a world of creativity and collaboration, inspired by Hermitcraft.

Why Join Us?

Quacktastic Builds: From duck statues to serene ponds.
Friendly Community: Supportive and welcoming players.
: Regular fun with awesome prizes.
Active Staff: Always here to help.
18+ Only: Mature, respectful atmosphere.
Safe Environment: Whitelisting and grief protection.
Welcome Boxes: Essentials to get you started.
Creative Server: Plan and design before building.

FAQ:

How do I join the server?

To join our server, please visit our Discord or subreddit for more information on how to apply for whitelist.

What do I need to start playing on the server?

Once you are whitelisted, you will receive a welcome box with essentials to help you get started.

Are there specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a respectful and enjoyable environment for all players. Please refer to our Discord or subreddit for the full list of rules.

Can I participate in events and challenges on the server?

Absolutely! We regularly host fun events and challenges with exciting prizes for participants. Keep an eye on our announcements for upcoming events.

Is there a minimum age requirement to join the server?

Yes, our server is for players aged 18 and above to maintain a mature atmosphere.

How can I get help if I have any issues on the server?

Our staff members are always available to assist you with any problems or questions you may have. You can reach out to them through our Discord or in-game messaging.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Crops Grown:	5710
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Love Letters Sent:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Tank Girls Minecraft Server

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Are you a fan of Minecraft and cute anime girls? Well, look no further because our server is filled with the cutest lasses from GuP! Join us for a chance to battle it out with your favorite tank girls in epic PvP battles. But be warned, they may look cute, but they’ll crush you with their tank skills! So come join us for a kawaii time and see if you can handle the firepower of these adorable warriors. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2152	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	413
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Hey guys, rddt Minecraft SMP here

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Well, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you laugh so hard your rddt falls off, then look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and having epic battles with llamas armed with diamond swords.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers, a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, and a maze filled with hidden treasure (and a few traps, but who’s counting?).

So if you’re ready to rddt your rddt and have the time of your life, join us on our Minecraft SMP today! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of rddts, because things are about to get wild!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Enchantments Applied:	144
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Animals Bred:	177
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ConcertCraft EarlyExit

Acoustics, Communication, Concert, concert behavior, concert etiquette, concert experience, ConcertCraft, Disappointment, EarlyExit, enjoyment, Expectations, feelings, leaving early, live performance, Music, perspective, PINK, relationships, Support, Understanding, vocal range

Are you tired of going to concerts with your significant other and not being able to hear a single word the artist is singing? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about muddy sound or loud bass ruining your experience again!

On our server, you can build your own concert venue with perfect acoustics and invite all your friends to enjoy crystal clear performances from virtual artists like Pink. No more arguments about leaving early or ruining the show for your partner – on our server, everyone can have a blast without any drama!

So come join us and create the ultimate concert experience in Minecraft – your ears will thank you! Plus, you won’t have to worry about spending $300 on tickets, because everything is free in our virtual world. Let’s rock on together!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

LessonsFromSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only lesson you learn is how to build a basic house? Well, look no further because on our server, the biggest lesson you’ll learn is how to tame a wild llama and ride it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen! Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server anywhere else!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Dragons Tamed:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Creepin’ Normalized

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of normalizing dangerous activities in a hilariously fun way! Forget about boring old safety precautions, on our server, we encourage players to dive headfirst into lava pits, play chicken with creepers, and ride pigs off cliffs like it’s nobody’s business.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have collectively decided that falling into ravines is the new extreme sport? Our server is like the Wild West of Minecraft, where the only rule is to have as much chaotic fun as possible.

So if you’re tired of playing it safe in the world of Minecraft, come join us and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become a legend for surviving the most outrageous stunts and challenges our server has to offer. Just remember to bring a sense of humor and a willingness to push the boundaries of what’s considered “normal” in the world of gaming.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

ElectionFailsMC Server

China, cybersecurity, democratic process, Disinformation, election integrity, election interference, election interference warnings, election security, ElectionFailsMC, false election claims, foreign influence, foreign interference, international relations, iran, Manipulation, Misinformation, officials warn, political manipulation, Propaganda, russia, Server

come join our epic minecraft server where russia, china, and iran are teaming up to stoke false election claims! it’s like a political drama but in minecraft form! build your own conspiracy theories and battle it out with other players to see who can spread the most fake news! will you be the master manipulator or the ultimate truth-seeker? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

BlazinBeirutCraft

aftermath, ai generated, Artificial Intelligence, Beirut, BlazinBeirutCraft, Conflict, deepfake, Digital, explosion, fiery, Israeli airstrike, Manipulated, MIDDLE EAST, Misinformation, Propaganda, simulation, social media, Technology, Video, viral, War

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of surviving a crazy Israeli airstrike in Beirut? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for non-stop action and chaos as you navigate through the aftermath of a fiery explosion, dodging debris and building your way to safety.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground bunkers, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit on your enemies. Trust us, you won’t find a more intense and adrenaline-pumping Minecraft experience anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Israeli airstrike in Beirut Minecraft server! Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mines Excavated:	4028
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Jewtopia Minecraft Server

Israel, Jewish aspirations, Jewish community, Jewish culture, Jewish diaspora, Jewish heritage, Jewish history, Jewish homeland, Jewish identity, Jewish migration, Jewish nationalism, Jewish people, Jewish religion, Jewish self-determination, Jewish settlement, Jewish sovereignty, Jewish state, Jewish tradition, Jewtopia, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Server, Zionism

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the mystical Potion of Infinite Luck, granting you the power to turn all your enemies into harmless bunnies.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what wacky surprises await you around every corner. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server. 😉🐷💎🐔🍀🐰

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is that you must have a big dick to join. Why, you ask? Well, because our server is all about flexing your pixelated package and showing off your blocky bulge to the world.

Join us for some outrageous adventures, like the time we all dressed up as sexy villagers and seduced the Ender Dragon into giving us all of its loot. Or the time we built a giant statue of a penis out of diamond blocks just for the lols.

But beware, there are rival factions on the server who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and your dignity. So strap on your best armor and get ready to defend your honor in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us what you’re packing. Just remember, size matters in this world of blocky debauchery.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Potions Brewed:	34
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CrushCraft SMP: LostInterest

arrogance, controlling behavior, CrushCraft, dishonesty, Disrespect, immaturity, INCONSISTENCY, lack of ambition, lack of communication, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of goals, lack of humor, lack of independence, lack of intelligence, lack of motivation, lack of respect for boundaries, lack of self-awareness, LostInterest, poor hygiene, Selfishness, smp, unfaithful behavior

Are you tired of getting your heart broken in the dating game? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to escape all that drama!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about crushes breaking your heart again because here, the only thing breaking will be blocks! Whether you’re building a majestic castle or embarking on a daring adventure, there’s always something fun to do on our server.

Plus, rumor has it that one player’s crush actually turned out to be a creeper in disguise! Can you imagine the horror of thinking you found your soulmate, only to have them explode in your face? Yikes!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and leave all your romantic troubles behind. Who needs love when you have diamonds, am I right?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	24
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.