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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 8598 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Villages Defended: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 3504 |
Buildings Constructed: | 43 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 20 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
Join us for insane adventures, where you can build your own temple to Yahweh, sacrifice virtual animals in his honor, and even participate in wild debates about the origins of foreskin theft. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial and hilarious at the same time?
So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even convert to the cult of Yahweh and become a true believer in the power of stolen foreskins!