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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 2010 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
New Chunks Explored: | 385727 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Join us for insane adventures, where you can build your own temple to Yahweh, sacrifice virtual animals in his honor, and even participate in wild debates about the origins of foreskin theft. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial and hilarious at the same time?
So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even convert to the cult of Yahweh and become a true believer in the power of stolen foreskins!