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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 8000 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 85 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
Buildings Constructed: | 15 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Join us for insane adventures, where you can build your own temple to Yahweh, sacrifice virtual animals in his honor, and even participate in wild debates about the origins of foreskin theft. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial and hilarious at the same time?
So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even convert to the cult of Yahweh and become a true believer in the power of stolen foreskins!