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Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 9445 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 |
Star Shards Collected: | 180 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 24 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 30 |
Join us for insane adventures, where you can build your own temple to Yahweh, sacrifice virtual animals in his honor, and even participate in wild debates about the origins of foreskin theft. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial and hilarious at the same time?
So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even convert to the cult of Yahweh and become a true believer in the power of stolen foreskins!