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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 1945 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 17 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 205 |
Join us for insane adventures, where you can build your own temple to Yahweh, sacrifice virtual animals in his honor, and even participate in wild debates about the origins of foreskin theft. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial and hilarious at the same time?
So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even convert to the cult of Yahweh and become a true believer in the power of stolen foreskins!